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by kcdave
Sun May 04, 2025 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 1611

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

dave is swell. Nothing new worth a fuck to talk about. If I see something worthy of discussion, I will chime in... until then, assume I am vertical.

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by kcdave
Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 NFL draft
Replies: 9
Views: 744

Re: the 2025 NFL draft

Will Shedeur Sanders be drafted? ftfy Ticking time bomb. Of the teams (Cle, NYG, and Pitt) predicted to have interest in him, the Steelers are the only team, specifically because of Tomlin that would likely be able to get the best production of Sanders. It will take an established, strong willed co...
by kcdave
Wed Apr 23, 2025 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PET - Vegas/Sphere
Replies: 21
Views: 1738

Re: PET - Vegas/Sphere

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 22, 2025 4:48 pm Rack.

TWIS. You should try and make a trip to ...
... any damn place but Vegas.
Prepare to get fucked 40 ways to Sunday.
by kcdave
Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 4506

Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

AC/DC back on tour in the US. Great vid, shitty audio. Props to this guy that likely paid 1k or more for the ticket, then wasted the time to vid instead of enjoying the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVZtyC8AtI Fucking Pickle is back. How long before this ends badly as it always does? How lo...
by kcdave
Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ;) :(
Replies: 5
Views: 584

Re: ;) :(

Pikkle, is that you, you crazy bastard?
by kcdave
Tue Apr 15, 2025 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ;) :(
Replies: 5
Views: 584

;) :(

by kcdave
Sat Apr 12, 2025 9:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25
Replies: 9
Views: 1021

Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25

Maher continues his ever subtle slight lean to the right. Not that there is anything wrong with that, as most of it is still good old fashioned common sense ... something that is very lacking from the extremist kooks on both sides. This is basically much ado about nothing. A bunch of rich guys hangi...
by kcdave
Thu Apr 10, 2025 8:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3416

Re: I Know Of A Guy

Ah, The Felch Online.
Those were the days.
by kcdave
Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3416

Re: I Know Of A Guy

Do tell, kind sir.
by kcdave
Tue Apr 08, 2025 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3416

I Know Of A Guy

The Guy With Two Dicks that this gal needs to meet .... Two Pussy Princess I just heard of this ho today. I have not had a chance to do a deep dive and find pics of the twin twats, but he she seems to be fond of riding big old nog dongs on X. https://x.com/anniecharlotte_ I am still waiting on Abby...
by kcdave
Tue Apr 08, 2025 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 7434

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Brooks Koepka +3000
Sam Burns +12000
by kcdave
Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-5-25
Replies: 23
Views: 2441

Weekend Roll Call 4-5-25



Hope all you cocksuckers in the yam cult enjoyed
watching the market tank, and your 401k shrink up
like your pecker in an ice bath.

m.o.w

Image

Happy weekend, Y'all.
by kcdave
Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Torpedo Bats
Replies: 15
Views: 2121

Re: Torpedo Bats

It may be more about their shitty pitching than the bats.
Mil gave up 11 runs to KC yesterday. 47 runs allowed in their
first 4 games.
by kcdave
Sat Mar 29, 2025 10:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-29-25
Replies: 11
Views: 1501

Weekend Roll Call 3-29-25

I think I am going to continue running these as the vid of the week for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icZOb67qn54 Time warp back to last week for a minute- You're up at 4 fuggin AM and you don't have time???? What busy thing were you doing at that ungodly hour besides avoiding a proper WR...
by kcdave
Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 5782

Re: Recent Fast Food Travesties

It is not gay to make dicks hard. It's not my fault if the Fiatlux's of the world find me attractive. As bungle clone will recall, there once was a troll named Suck My Balls who was accused of teh ghey when he suggested a male poster, "Suck My Balls." SMB pointed out it's never gay to rec...
by kcdave
Mon Mar 24, 2025 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 5782

Re: Recent Fast Food Travestys

So you just throw your fries down on the table? I threw down nothing. I placed them upon my clean dining table to give you an idea of how miniscule that cup of cheese was. The travesty is that travesties was misspelled. I knew there was a nog in the woodpile when I was thumbing that out on my phone...
by kcdave
Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 5782

Recent Fast Food Travesties

First off was a visit 2 weeks ago to Long John Silvers. The second photo shows doughy breading. 2 of the 3 pieces were like this. Not the end of the world, but very annoying. However, not nearly as annoying as the fucking waffle fries. Some pencil dick suit made horrible decision to switch from regu...
by kcdave
Sat Mar 22, 2025 10:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-22-25
Replies: 5
Views: 1136

Weekend Roll Call 3-22-25



No time for chit chat this morning.

Happy weekend, Y'all.
by kcdave
Sat Mar 15, 2025 9:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-15-25
Replies: 18
Views: 1831

Weekend Roll Call 3-15-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw BREAKING: Wildly popular punk band The Dropkick Murphys interrupts their own concert to challenge a MAGA fan in the crowd to a hilarious wager — and ends up humiliating Donald Trump in the process.This is the best viral moment we've seen in ages..."T...
by kcdave
Sat Mar 15, 2025 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy π Day y'all
Replies: 9
Views: 994

Re: Happy π Day y'all

Pie?





by kcdave
Sat Mar 08, 2025 11:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25
Replies: 32
Views: 3643

Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25

Flannel throwback - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCq8rM5ymY The shittiest Sunday of the year, slightly edging out easter, is upon us. Losing the hour, and fucking up sleep patterns sucks. Hopefully, the yam will remove his lips from Putin's cock long enough to persuade congress to make DST perma...
by kcdave
Fri Mar 07, 2025 10:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Daylight Savings Time
Replies: 12
Views: 1967

Re: Daylight Savings Time

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Mar 07, 2025 4:43 amAnd it's a stupid idea with its roots in Nazi Germany.
Oh, then it fits the US perfectly right now.
by kcdave
Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fags play Pickleball?
Replies: 34
Views: 9247

Re: Any of you fags play Pickleball?

L45B wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:16 amThe most fit and athletic humans on the face of the earth are tennis players. Know what the facts is.
Swimmers and especially water polo players
may want to have a word with you.

Orthopedic surgeons absolutely LOVE p'ballers.
by kcdave
Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-1-25
Replies: 10
Views: 1465

Weekend Roll Call 3-1-25

Throwback- [youtube3]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-DwcwU-hSU&list=PL0UChgZbz3Uknq7_ESOExzgNkmf70sLif[/youtube3] I always like discussing gambling topics. Here's one for us ... how much longer will this board exist? The cancel culture steam rolling with this new American Nazi regime surely ha...
by kcdave
Thu Feb 27, 2025 10:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The French Mortician
Replies: 27
Views: 5432

Re: The French Mortician

Weird deal. Carbon monoxide poisoning perhaps.
by kcdave
Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-22-25
Replies: 28
Views: 3081

Weekend Roll Call 2-22-25

New BLS :guitar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIZX6tBklrA Here is something else new ... but we have to wait a couple of months yet ..... :smoke1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVb7Xzlnmt8 This will be a great opportunity to take a swerving stroll down memory lane. Pluto has free streaming of e...
by kcdave
Sun Feb 16, 2025 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock & Roll HOF 2025
Replies: 15
Views: 1691

Re: Rock & Roll HOF 2025

19 Nominees this year. Italics mine. Bad Company - Absolutely. Let's do this. The Black Crowes - Yeah, okay. If Steve Miller is in, then so are these dudes. Mariah Carey - Not Rock & Roll. Find a different HOF. Chubby Checker - What? Now? Why? Is this reparations? Joe Cocker - Love the guy, but...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 15, 2025 11:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-15-24
Replies: 31
Views: 1700

Weekend Roll Call 2-15-24

One of the greatest metal albums ever, was released 55 years ago this week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4XWw00CwiM Polar vortex is on the way. FOC will be a cryogenic container for the next week.... meaning it will be another week or so before I can wave my dick in a warm breeze, declare winter...
by kcdave
Fri Feb 14, 2025 12:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An excellent start...
Replies: 32
Views: 4133

Re: An excellent start...

Every dollar saved by DOGE will be funneled back
to the yam and his cronies, so don't fool yourselves
into thinking that the American tax payer will ever
see any of it.
by kcdave
Sun Feb 09, 2025 11:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-8-25
Replies: 28
Views: 5024

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-8-25

While out and about yesterday, we decided to retrace our steps from last year, with a trip to Union Station for the Chiefs display- https://i.imgur.com/9Q9IkIMl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CGu2bKMl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rqONPsMl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/j4nsgOll.jpg A trip over to Q39 for lunch- https:...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 08, 2025 10:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-8-25
Replies: 28
Views: 5024

Weekend Roll Call 2-8-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTQCNntGEs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FowoI-Dv0io Pretty chill weekend, literally and figuratively. Cold is back in FOC and not much else going on here. Proper prior planning preventing piss poor performance  has me caught up grill biz for the first time in for...
by kcdave
Thu Feb 06, 2025 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bird on a Wire
Replies: 14
Views: 1619

Re: Bird on a Wire

Is that a Peregrine? Fucking awesome birds. We have lots of Red Tail Hawks and the occasional Bald Eagle around here. Eagles can't be fully appreciated until you see one in person. Never seen a a Peregrine, though. They're stone killers. They are somewhat common in KC. The Dept of Conservation alwa...
by kcdave
Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25
Replies: 15
Views: 1934

Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TRNt-VKTXk https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=621296693619331 Not a big fan of Nicks- he can be a longwinded jerkoff at times, but he nails this one.  I just wish he would talk a little faster and make the necessary points quicker... The Chiefs are the champs, yep. Th...
by kcdave
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan 6 Pardons
Replies: 80
Views: 8930

Re: Jan 6 Pardons

by kcdave
Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 2890

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

Biggie wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 10:53 pm Is that a record?
No. It's a movie. Came out in '96, with Billy Bob Thornton.
It won a bunch of awards. Thought you would have heard of it.
by kcdave
Sun Jan 26, 2025 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 2890

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

Biggie wrote:It took you six months to figure out how to watch Slingblade?
Yep.

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by kcdave
Sat Jan 25, 2025 11:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25
Replies: 26
Views: 2890

Weekend Roll Call 1-25-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNFsS5pYO3A FOC folks are tired of being cooped up hiding from the snow and cold. That's good for grill biz, but has me a little busy this time of year. I really don't mind as it will be a bit of a distraction from the only thing anyone here wants to talk about. http...
by kcdave
Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UW Antifa Pussies
Replies: 9
Views: 940

Re: UW Antifa Pussies

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1882354879152398544?s=46 https://mynorthwest.com/ktth/ktth-opinion/rantz-violent-antifa-thugs-force-turning-point-usa-to-cancel-event-uw-admin-blame-victims/4031911 Antifa punks attack media and disrupt speaking event dealing with keeping men from competing in women’s...
by kcdave
Sun Jan 19, 2025 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL Playoffs. Big Boy Football
Replies: 48
Views: 2782

Re: NFL Playoffs. Big Boy Football

Gotta admit I am happy to see Detroit eat shit after the last couple of weeks. I dropped a rando "3peat" on a generic sports right after the holidays. No one took notice aside from about 25 Det fans, whom were talking way more shit than I had looked for, and that they had nothing to back i...
by kcdave
Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25
Replies: 9
Views: 1005

Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25

In case you missed anything this season ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57bMuuI_qRk FOC - 50 yesterday, windchills below 0 today. Pool and a little grill biz early. Most of the weekend will be centered around watching the games. I'm picking wins by all the home teams, but history tells us this...