Heeeeeyyyyy

[Bace]

I look good...
I mean really good.

HEY EVERYONE... COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!!!!

[Apu]

dude, you're totally fucking hot.

[Ron Burgundy]

dude, you're totally fucking hot.

I know.






Ladies, let me take you for a ride on the Burgundy Pleasure Express.

[Apu]

Sex with Paul
by Apu

Paul's manclam keens to me
it cries for my loving licks
i love to swaddle his beefy minge
way out in the sticks.

belch out nothings to me, Paul
your gases are inert
invite kcwife into our cot
she sure can bring the hurt.

i will dress as Warren Sapp
your pelvis does the dance
i'll give your cowpers such a tug
if you just give me the chance