It's Quiz Time
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It's Quiz Time
Can you guess the perpetrators?
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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Fucking Scandanavians.
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Maxine Waters
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Richard Chamberlain.
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Rhymes with triggers?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Those cops, probably.
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oh good quizzes are a good way to keep one sharp. Thank you Seer for getting the ball rolling.
Sorta hearkens back to the old "OCMike's Hump day Challenge" from yesteryear.
https://mail.theoneboard.com/board/view ... 662d2f597e
here's one concerning my favorite subject:
I got all of 'em correct. Well, the level of competency this vid is testing, zero excuses if I don't.
be interesting to see what quizzes the rest of youse post from your wheelhouse.
maybe Seater can find a good quiz about aviation?
m2 could post one testing knowledge of The City?
HighPlainsGrifter could dig one up about the finer points of being a ruthless capitalist industrialist pig bent on crushing the souls of the proletariat?
Smackie Chan know any good music quizzes?
I'm sure mvscal could proffer an apt history exam.
Roux and 88 with a law test?
Mikey is something of a polymath, so hard to say what he might do.
I"m typing Python's nic just so he's on the list here.
it's up to wolf-O to work up a graffiti quiz.
kcdave might regale us with one about cooking
Diego could do a kindness with a politics quiz vid
Sven, our economist should be able to get us one that tests our skills concerning micro and macro
phibes is the poster best suited to bring us the Canadian quiz, which all of the rest of us will fail mainly because you know, Canada is just a fictional place featured on South Park
good thing AP isn't around because I doubt anyone is interested in his expertise...
Sorta hearkens back to the old "OCMike's Hump day Challenge" from yesteryear.
https://mail.theoneboard.com/board/view ... 662d2f597e
here's one concerning my favorite subject:
I got all of 'em correct. Well, the level of competency this vid is testing, zero excuses if I don't.
be interesting to see what quizzes the rest of youse post from your wheelhouse.
maybe Seater can find a good quiz about aviation?
m2 could post one testing knowledge of The City?
HighPlainsGrifter could dig one up about the finer points of being a ruthless capitalist industrialist pig bent on crushing the souls of the proletariat?
Smackie Chan know any good music quizzes?
I'm sure mvscal could proffer an apt history exam.
Roux and 88 with a law test?
Mikey is something of a polymath, so hard to say what he might do.
I"m typing Python's nic just so he's on the list here.
it's up to wolf-O to work up a graffiti quiz.
kcdave might regale us with one about cooking
Diego could do a kindness with a politics quiz vid
Sven, our economist should be able to get us one that tests our skills concerning micro and macro
phibes is the poster best suited to bring us the Canadian quiz, which all of the rest of us will fail mainly because you know, Canada is just a fictional place featured on South Park

good thing AP isn't around because I doubt anyone is interested in his expertise...
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I'll post one. Please hold.bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:50 am
be interesting to see what quizzes the rest of youse post from your wheelhouse.
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.
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I actually took this class. Almost 50 years ago.bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:50 am oh good quizzes are a good way to keep one sharp. Thank you Seer for getting the ball rolling.
Mikey is something of a polymath, so hard to say what he might do.
Here's a quiz on variational methods of optimization, covering key concepts and applications:
Instructions: Answer the following questions to the best of your ability.
Quiz Questions:
1. What is the fundamental principle behind variational methods in optimization?
• (a) Minimizing a function by directly solving for its stationary points.
• (b) Finding the optimal solution by iteratively improving a guess.
• (c) Minimizing a functional by finding the function that makes the functional stationary.
• (d) Solving a system of linear equations.
2. What is a functional in the context of variational methods?
• (a) A function that maps a set of numbers to a single number.
• (b) A function that maps a set of functions to a single number.
• (c) A function that maps a set of points to a single point.
• (d) A function that maps a set of vectors to a single vector.
3. What is the Euler-Lagrange equation, and what is its significance in variational methods?
• (a) A differential equation used to find the stationary points of a functional.
• (b) An algebraic equation used to find the roots of a polynomial.
• (c) A method for solving linear programming problems.
• (d) A method for finding the eigenvalues of a matrix.
4. Consider the functional J[y] = ∫[a,b] L(x, y(x), y'(x)) dx. What does L(x, y(x), y'(x)) represent?
• (a) The Lagrangian, a function of the independent variable, dependent variable, and its derivative.
• (b) The integrand, a function of the independent variable and the dependent variable.
• (c) The boundary condition, a constraint on the solution.
• (d) The derivative of the functional.
5. What is a necessary condition for a function y(x) to be an extremum (minimum or maximum) of a functional?
• (a) y(x) must be continuous.
• (b) y(x) must satisfy the Euler-Lagrange equation.
• (c) y(x) must be differentiable.
• (d) y(x) must be a polynomial.
6. In the context of variational methods, what is a boundary condition?
• (a) A condition that specifies the value of the solution at the endpoints of the interval.
• (b) A condition that specifies the derivative of the solution at the endpoints of the interval.
• (c) A condition that specifies the value of the functional at the endpoints of the interval.
• (d) A condition that specifies the value of the Lagrangian at the endpoints of the interval.
7. What is the principle of least action in physics, and how does it relate to variational methods?
• (a) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that minimizes the action.
• (b) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that maximizes the action.
• (c) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that minimizes the energy.
• (d) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that maximizes the energy.
8. What is the main advantage of using variational methods for optimization?
• (a) They are always computationally efficient.
• (b) They can handle non-differentiable functions.
• (c) They can handle high-dimensional problems.
• (d) They can find global optima.
9. What is the main limitation of using variational methods for optimization?
• (a) They are not applicable to problems with constraints.
• (b) They are not applicable to problems with multiple variables.
• (c) They can be computationally expensive.
• (d) They can only find local optima.
10. Which of the following is an example of a problem that can be solved using variational methods?
• (a) Finding the shortest distance between two points.
• (b) Finding the maximum value of a function.
• (c) Finding the optimal control for a dynamic system.
• (d) All of the above.
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good one Mikey! I took calculus... just not that calculus 

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I have a 25% chance of guessing the right answer on Mikey's quiz. And yet if I actually took the quiz, I'd probably score less than 25% 

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Google Generative AI is your friend.bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:16 pm good one Mikey! I took calculus... just not that calculus![]()
That was an upper division class for Engineering Control Systems. It's all about using an iterative process to resolve complex differential equations that have no explicit solution. Part of the reason I switched to Mechanical Engineering, where most of the problems at least have a real world analog.
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Here's one for Sam
am i trans?
https://uquiz.com/quiz/dyY2ZQ/am-i-trans
am i trans?
Quiz introduction
making this for people who are struggling to figure out if they're trans or not who aren't getting much help out of quizzes that ask obvious stuff like "do you secretly wish you were a different gender?" ||| disclaimer: these questions and answers are based on my own experience with gender and dysphoria, so take all of this with a grain of salt and don't worry if some of the answers don't feel quite right. let's be real, the quiz itself isn't where you'll find the actual answer, it's how taking it makes you feel that will ||| last edited 3/7/24, sorry if the formatting is a little weird || if you need someone to talk to afterwards, my messages are always open over on tumblr @gibbearish
making this for people who are struggling to figure out if they're trans or not who aren't getting much help out of quizzes that ask obvious stuff like "do you secretly wish you were a different gender?" ||| disclaimer: these questions and answers are based on my own experience with gender and dysphoria, so take all of this with a grain of salt and don't worry if some of the answers don't feel quite right. let's be real, the quiz itself isn't where you'll find the actual answer, it's how taking it makes you feel that will ||| last edited 3/7/24, sorry if the formatting is a little weird || if you need someone to talk to afterwards, my messages are always open over on tumblr @gibbearish
https://uquiz.com/quiz/dyY2ZQ/am-i-trans
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Python? Thoughts?Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 7:19 pmI actually took this class. Almost 50 years ago.bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:50 am oh good quizzes are a good way to keep one sharp. Thank you Seer for getting the ball rolling.
Mikey is something of a polymath, so hard to say what he might do.
Here's a quiz on variational methods of optimization, covering key concepts and applications:
Instructions: Answer the following questions to the best of your ability.
Quiz Questions:
1. What is the fundamental principle behind variational methods in optimization?
• (a) Minimizing a function by directly solving for its stationary points.
• (b) Finding the optimal solution by iteratively improving a guess.
• (c) Minimizing a functional by finding the function that makes the functional stationary.
• (d) Solving a system of linear equations.
2. What is a functional in the context of variational methods?
• (a) A function that maps a set of numbers to a single number.
• (b) A function that maps a set of functions to a single number.
• (c) A function that maps a set of points to a single point.
• (d) A function that maps a set of vectors to a single vector.
3. What is the Euler-Lagrange equation, and what is its significance in variational methods?
• (a) A differential equation used to find the stationary points of a functional.
• (b) An algebraic equation used to find the roots of a polynomial.
• (c) A method for solving linear programming problems.
• (d) A method for finding the eigenvalues of a matrix.
4. Consider the functional J[y] = ∫[a,b] L(x, y(x), y'(x)) dx. What does L(x, y(x), y'(x)) represent?
• (a) The Lagrangian, a function of the independent variable, dependent variable, and its derivative.
• (b) The integrand, a function of the independent variable and the dependent variable.
• (c) The boundary condition, a constraint on the solution.
• (d) The derivative of the functional.
5. What is a necessary condition for a function y(x) to be an extremum (minimum or maximum) of a functional?
• (a) y(x) must be continuous.
• (b) y(x) must satisfy the Euler-Lagrange equation.
• (c) y(x) must be differentiable.
• (d) y(x) must be a polynomial.
6. In the context of variational methods, what is a boundary condition?
• (a) A condition that specifies the value of the solution at the endpoints of the interval.
• (b) A condition that specifies the derivative of the solution at the endpoints of the interval.
• (c) A condition that specifies the value of the functional at the endpoints of the interval.
• (d) A condition that specifies the value of the Lagrangian at the endpoints of the interval.
7. What is the principle of least action in physics, and how does it relate to variational methods?
• (a) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that minimizes the action.
• (b) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that maximizes the action.
• (c) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that minimizes the energy.
• (d) The principle that the path taken by a physical system is the one that maximizes the energy.
8. What is the main advantage of using variational methods for optimization?
• (a) They are always computationally efficient.
• (b) They can handle non-differentiable functions.
• (c) They can handle high-dimensional problems.
• (d) They can find global optima.
9. What is the main limitation of using variational methods for optimization?
• (a) They are not applicable to problems with constraints.
• (b) They are not applicable to problems with multiple variables.
• (c) They can be computationally expensive.
• (d) They can only find local optima.
10. Which of the following is an example of a problem that can be solved using variational methods?
• (a) Finding the shortest distance between two points.
• (b) Finding the maximum value of a function.
• (c) Finding the optimal control for a dynamic system.
• (d) All of the above.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:50 am oh good quizzes are a good way to keep one sharp. Thank you Seer for getting the ball rolling.
Sorta hearkens back to the old "OCMike's Hump day Challenge" from yesteryear.
https://mail.theoneboard.com/board/view ... 662d2f597e
here's one concerning my favorite subject:
I got all of 'em correct. Well, the level of competency this vid is testing, zero excuses if I don't.
be interesting to see what quizzes the rest of youse post from your wheelhouse.
maybe Seater can find a good quiz about aviation?
m2 could post one testing knowledge of The City?
HighPlainsGrifter could dig one up about the finer points of being a ruthless capitalist industrialist pig bent on crushing the souls of the proletariat?
Smackie Chan know any good music quizzes?
I'm sure mvscal could proffer an apt history exam.
Roux and 88 with a law test?
Mikey is something of a polymath, so hard to say what he might do.
I"m typing Python's nic just so he's on the list here.
it's up to wolf-O to work up a graffiti quiz.
kcdave might regale us with one about cooking
Diego could do a kindness with a politics quiz vid
Sven, our economist should be able to get us one that tests our skills concerning micro and macro
phibes is the poster best suited to bring us the Canadian quiz, which all of the rest of us will fail mainly because you know, Canada is just a fictional place featured on South Park
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good thing AP isn't around because I doubt anyone is interested in his expertise...
RACK!

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What were Sir Isaac Brock's last words at The Battle of Queenston Heights?
1: Dragoon helmets are for assholes
2: Destroy the enemy! and no giggling
3: Don't let my fall interfere with the men
4: If an American offers to surrender, give him a potato. They like that. It's what I heard. If you want to go with a fruit basket, it's up to you.
1: Dragoon helmets are for assholes
2: Destroy the enemy! and no giggling
3: Don't let my fall interfere with the men
4: If an American offers to surrender, give him a potato. They like that. It's what I heard. If you want to go with a fruit basket, it's up to you.
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I’ll take #5 - all of the above.
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You an April fool!Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 10:17 pm Here's one for Sam
am i trans?
Quiz introduction
making this for people who are struggling to figure out if they're trans or not who aren't getting much help out of quizzes that ask obvious stuff like "do you secretly wish you were a different gender?" ||| disclaimer: these questions and answers are based on my own experience with gender and dysphoria, so take all of this with a grain of salt and don't worry if some of the answers don't feel quite right. let's be real, the quiz itself isn't where you'll find the actual answer, it's how taking it makes you feel that will ||| last edited 3/7/24, sorry if the formatting is a little weird || if you need someone to talk to afterwards, my messages are always open over on tumblr @gibbearish
https://uquiz.com/quiz/dyY2ZQ/am-i-trans

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Couple weeks news with modest media coverage...wonder why?
Alabama husband, father of two making national headlines as he ‘fights for life’ after unprovoked hatchet attack in Arizona

Jacob Couch and his wife Kristen were traveling back to Arab after spending nearly a year in Los Angeles coping with the loss of their stillborn son. But before they could make it home, Jacob Couch was violently attacked by a hatchet-wielding assailant.
In an interview with KOLD-TV, Kristen Couch said a man attacked her husband at a bus stop as he bent down to pick something up, defenseless.
Video shows alleged Dallas school shooter entering through "unsecured" door, affidavit says

Frisco track meet stabbing suspect released after bond reduced to $250,000
Austin Metcalf, a junior Memorial High School in Frisco, was stabbed after he allegedly got into an altercation with 17-year-old Karmelo Anthony, who is a student at Centennial High School in Frisco. Reports indicated that the dispute began after Metcalf told Anthony he was sitting in the wrong spot. Metcalf was stabbed in the heart.

Alabama husband, father of two making national headlines as he ‘fights for life’ after unprovoked hatchet attack in Arizona
Jacob Couch and his wife Kristen were traveling back to Arab after spending nearly a year in Los Angeles coping with the loss of their stillborn son. But before they could make it home, Jacob Couch was violently attacked by a hatchet-wielding assailant.
In an interview with KOLD-TV, Kristen Couch said a man attacked her husband at a bus stop as he bent down to pick something up, defenseless.
Video shows alleged Dallas school shooter entering through "unsecured" door, affidavit says

Frisco track meet stabbing suspect released after bond reduced to $250,000
Austin Metcalf, a junior Memorial High School in Frisco, was stabbed after he allegedly got into an altercation with 17-year-old Karmelo Anthony, who is a student at Centennial High School in Frisco. Reports indicated that the dispute began after Metcalf told Anthony he was sitting in the wrong spot. Metcalf was stabbed in the heart.

“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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Ima rassis
Take the racist test here:
https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php
"This makes you:
26.81% more prone to general racism than the average person.
21.27% more prone to socio-historical racism than the average person.
25.93% more prone to perpetual foreigner racism than the average person.
24.9% more prone to racism than the average person overall."
A lot of bullshit but amusing. 5 minutes.

Take the racist test here:
https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php
"This makes you:
26.81% more prone to general racism than the average person.
21.27% more prone to socio-historical racism than the average person.
25.93% more prone to perpetual foreigner racism than the average person.
24.9% more prone to racism than the average person overall."
A lot of bullshit but amusing. 5 minutes.

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Obviously the kid in Dallas who shot schoolmates should be released with no charges. He felt threatened.
Same with the kid who stabbed a young man to death. Everyone should carry a large knife to a track meet.
Why are these innocents being held?
Same with the kid who stabbed a young man to death. Everyone should carry a large knife to a track meet.
Why are these innocents being held?
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Are you implying that because some douchebags commit horrible crimes, that makes it OK to imprison and/or deport, without due process, people who haven’t committed any crimes…just because?Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:55 pm Obviously the kid in Dallas who shot schoolmates should be released with no charges. He felt threatened.
Same with the kid who stabbed a young man to death. Everyone should carry a large knife to a track meet.
Why are these innocents being held?
Because that’s sure what it looks like.
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I’m confused as to how you’re interpreting things today so I think I’m going to do the last few shrooms that I’ve had stashed for about a year. maybe I can catch up with you.
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Fairness in reporting...This one will probably be page ONE for a month...the others...not so much...Unless of course he turns out to be a beta male lefty.
Who is Phoenix Ikner? FSU shooter who used mom's gun in college shooting

Who is Phoenix Ikner? FSU shooter who used mom's gun in college shooting

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You asked “why are these innocents being held?” after describing a couple of horrible crimes. Why did you ask that question? I don’t believe you think that they are innocent (maybe you do) and I don’t see anyone seriously asking that question.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:48 pm I’m confused as to how you’re interpreting things today so I think I’m going to do the last few shrooms that I’ve had stashed for about a year. maybe I can catch up with you.
So this must be some kind of facetious question. Maybe you’re trying to run some kind of smack on folks who ask this about people who actually are innocent (as has been shown about a whole lot of people being rounded up by Dear Leader and his gang). Should we not be asking that question about people who actually are innocent, or are you In line with the “a few errors might be made but we can’t do anything about that” crowd?
Just wondering why you put that in there.
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The comment had nothing to do with the prez or the dude in El Salvador. Good grief…
I was being sarcastic about the specific incidents I mentioned.
BTW, if that’s the FSU shooter, he looks crazy as all fuck. Like he’d take your head off with a hatchet crazy.
I was being sarcastic about the specific incidents I mentioned.
BTW, if that’s the FSU shooter, he looks crazy as all fuck. Like he’d take your head off with a hatchet crazy.
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Some folks calls it a Geronimo blade but I calls it a Kai-zer blade.

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.
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Can't make this up...
"Entrepeneur High School"
For aspiring she-boons.
"Entrepeneur High School"
For aspiring she-boons.
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FEMALE COPS!





I wonder if they are really "female"

I think it's about time to add a new gender....the XYX gender for the people like --->

To be fair, there are people that aren't either XX or XY.
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Thanks, Straw. I got a kick out of my quip.
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.