Once there was a Troll, a very good Troll, who used to patroll the precincts of Smack Chat, known to the denizens of TheNewWorld as the 'toilet'.
the Troll handle was
Public Service Announcement. This well run Troll had a mission and it worked its minimal yet highly effective game to noble ends.
Like...
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
This thread has zero redeeming value in any sense, and entertainment is not readily available from its contents,
please be advised and avoid accordingly.
or something. Just thought I'd reminisce.