My State Pays For Jack Off Clubs

[HighHard1]

https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-s ... -clubs?cfp

A government program all T1B can get behind....

[HighHard1]

All human history explained:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJ3p1zb42U

[Diego in Seattle]

Perhaps if our SecDef had attended such a club he wouldn't have ended up so sexually frustrated that he had to assault women...

[Innocent Bystander]

https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-s ... -clubs?cfp

A government program all T1B can get behind....

I remember when the kids used to call that a lemon party.

[Innocent Bystander]

All human history explained:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJ3p1zb42U

The gentile interpretation: lol they're beating off

The jewish interpretation: the animal didn't become Man (tm) until it defied God (sex for pleasure instead of procreation/onanism).... which is ultimately defiance of the Goddess/The Great Mother.

[Innocent Bystander]

Perhaps if our SecDef had attended such a club he wouldn't have ended up so sexually frustrated that he had to assault women...

Hogseth didn't assault anyone. Hoes lie and Department of Justice employees were caught inappropriately extorting Hogseth's father over something which never happened.

[Slap]

I've jacked off in 27 states, including Washington.

[Smackie Chan]

https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-s ... -clubs?cfp

A government program all T1B can get behind....

I remember when the kids used to call that a lemon party.

Had a friend who used to talk about cracker parties, which were circle jerks where a cracker was placed in the center of the circle, and the last participant to shoot his load on the cracker had to eat it. I’d have declined the invite.

[Innocent Bystander]

https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-s ... -clubs?cfp

A government program all T1B can get behind....

I remember when the kids used to call that a lemon party.

Had a friend who used to talk about cracker parties, which were circle jerks where a cracker was placed in the center of the circle, and the last participant to shoot his load on the cracker had to eat it. I’d have declined the invite.

That's an old Ivy League/Harvard Lampoon joke. It's shit like that which made the rest of us think you white boys were degenerates and closet homosexuals. Nobody else thinks hazing each other by doing some fucked up shit like that is acceptable.

Or maybe rich kids bond by humiliating each other in ways symbolic of how their families humiliate the help and the poor.

[Innocent Bystander]

I've jacked off in 27 states, including Washington.

Like mvscal and bungle, you also need Jesus. You a recovering Catholic, too?

[Roux]

Had a friend who used to talk about cracker parties, which were circle jerks where a cracker was placed in the center of the circle, and the last participant to shoot his load on the cracker had to eat it.

Your friends are different than my friends.

[Innocent Bystander]

They wouldn't sully a soup the consistency of okra with crackers?

[Smackie Chan]

Your friends are different than my friends.

He was my supervisor when I was in the AF. But yeah, I’ve had fliends who were…different.

I had one who carried weed around with him in a diaper bag while walking around the French Quarter.

[Python]

In a dungeon.

[Mikey]

https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-s ... -clubs?cfp

A government program all T1B can get behind....

WA DOGE?

Sounds like MUH TRUMP.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see pedokkkal and HPG incorporating it on a regular basis.

[Dr_Phibes]

WA DOGE?

Hands off cocks, on with socks.

[Smackie Chan]

In a dungeon.

And a cemetery. While another sang Broadway show tunes.

[Roux]

We went to The Dungeon?

[Python]

You seriously don’t remember that?

[Diego in Seattle]

Does conservative hypocrisy know no bounds?

[Roux]

a visit to the club where topless women hang from nets on the ceiling and simulate sex in a glass case.

Troll stop!


And Py, it doesn't surprise me that we went there, but honestly at this moment I have no recollection of that. I remember some other things though

[HighHard1]

Strange how a story about Jack Off Clubs causes several contributors here to reminisce about good old times they had together...hmmmmmm

[Innocent Bystander]

What the fuck does high hard one even mean?

[Mikey]

What the fuck does high hard one even mean?

What does “thar she blows” even mean?

[Innocent Bystander]

The beginning of a fascinating deep (shallow) dive into the world before crude oil and electricity.

Mocha Dick was most likely first encountered and attacked sometime before 1810 off Mocha Island. His survival of the first encounters coupled with his unusual appearance quickly made him famous among Nantucket whalers. Many captains attempted to hunt him after rounding Cape Horn. Mocha Dick was quite docile, sometimes swimming alongside the ship, but once attacked he retaliated with ferocity and cunning, and was widely feared by harpooners. When agitated he would sound and then breach so aggressively that his entire body would sometimes come completely out of the water.

In Reynolds' account, Mocha Dick was killed in 1838, after he appeared to come to the aid of a distraught cow whose calf had just been slain by the whalers. His body was 70 feet long and yielded 100 barrels of oil, along with some ambergris—a substance used in the making of perfumes and at times worth more per ounce than gold. He also had 20 harpoons in his body.

A decade later, The Knickerbocker reported another sighting of Mocha Dick in the Arctic Ocean, concluding, "Vive Mocha Dick!"

1. Was Moby Dick/Mocha Dick one whale or multiple whales?
2. Why would a whale which had so many bad experiences with humans -- enough to suffer embedded twenty harpoons -- still surface docilely beside human ships like Laboon expecting music?
3. Why were whalers killing calves instead of full grown whales?
4. How did the cow call Mocha Dick over? Why did Mocha Dick answer the call, and not other bulls?
5. What the fuck were Nantucket whalers doing in the south Pacific and off the coast of Antarctica?
6. Was seeing Antarctica for the first time like the moon landing to European and American whalers? How did Antarctica fuck up the fundies' world view?
7. Ahab is a Quaker. Quakers are rebels. Quakers spit on status quo, if status quo goes against a just and moral God. Lucifer is also a rebel. Lucifer spat on the status quo of a just and moral God. What should Ahab have done instead of committing suicide by bull god?

[HighHard1]

What the fuck does high hard one even mean?

Old baseball expression for a high fastball, "give him the old high hard one."

[Curveball]

fastball

Racist

[HighPlainsGrifter]

RAAACK Cueball. The timing on that post was impeccable. I love that shit.

[Mikey]

Mocha Dick? Interesting, I never heard of Mocha Dick before.

Was he the son of Moby Dick and Sally Hemmings Dick?

[Dr_Phibes]

Mocha Dick? Interesting, I never heard of Mocha Dick before.

He was a Great Muted Brown Whale.

[Dr_Phibes]

1. Was Moby Dick/Mocha Dick one whale or multiple whales?

Mocha Dick stalked the wharf district of San Francisco, home of Lance Ahab the professional kickboxer. Lance lost everything when Mocha killed his wife and framed him for the gruesome crime, thus he swore revenge.

[Carson]

What the fuck does high hard one even mean?

Old baseball expression for a high fastball, "give him the old high hard one."

Also what FiatSux calls for on Saturday nights.

[Biggie]

fastball

Racist

Beautiful. Rack it.

[Rootbeer]

Based on the thread title I was expecting fleshlight sponsored golf club covers to feature more prominently in here. .

[Innocent Bystander]

Based on the thread title I was expecting fleshlight sponsored golf club covers to feature more prominently in here. .

... is there something you'd like to share?

[88BuckeyeGrad]

I thought this was the Jack Smith thread. Nevermind