Terminolgy
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Terminolgy
R-Jacking = Indemnity from horse jokes by throwing up pics of your hot-as-fuck Latina girlfriend.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Samming = Unsolicited cc'ing of lame Facebook jokes and chain emails
"Dude, did you see that Youtube of the dog that howls along to that guy playing the Stevie Ray Vaughan song on the washboard?"
"Yeah... someone from work already sammed it to me."
"Dude, did you see that Youtube of the dog that howls along to that guy playing the Stevie Ray Vaughan song on the washboard?"
"Yeah... someone from work already sammed it to me."
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
poptarting = An exaggerated farewell
"Are you applying for your boss' old position? I heard he's taking early retirement."
"Nahhh. Turns out he was just poptarting"
"Are you applying for your boss' old position? I heard he's taking early retirement."
"Nahhh. Turns out he was just poptarting"
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Stealthy Stan = A noiseless fart, owing to stretched out sphincter muscles
"Ewwww!!! Which one of you fucks stanned the room up?!?!?"
"Ewwww!!! Which one of you fucks stanned the room up?!?!?"
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Also known as a Stanley But Deadly.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Stealthy Stan = A noiseless fart, owing to stretched out sphincter muscles
"Ewwww!!! Which one of you fucks stanned the room up?!?!?"
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Re: Terminolgy
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
War Wagoning - Building a wall of false modesty with the intent of instantly turning provocatively arrogant.
"I'm a decent bowler I guess, but, you know, nothing special...
...I'll spot you five strikes and still wipe the floor with you."
"I'm a decent bowler I guess, but, you know, nothing special...
...I'll spot you five strikes and still wipe the floor with you."
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Re: Terminolgy
smackaholicking or holicking - Lazily and often shoddily performing a project to completion
"So I told that dipshit contractor he isn't getting one cent of my money since he's been holicking up this job since day one!"
"So I told that dipshit contractor he isn't getting one cent of my money since he's been holicking up this job since day one!"
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Re: Terminolgy
big pickling - lying to strangers about having a hot, younger girlfriend
"So this weirdo bartender was showing me pictures of his "Russian girlfriend," but I'm pretty sure he was just big pickling."
"So this weirdo bartender was showing me pictures of his "Russian girlfriend," but I'm pretty sure he was just big pickling."
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Re: Terminolgy
trevving = Being a total cock-tease and toying with the emotions of a really nice guy (from Canada)...and then leading that guy on, like there would be a future between the two of you, but then just leaving the guy to hang while you go back to your abusive marriage...with a dude that's probably a total jerk and would never treat you as well as the other (Canadian) guy...who cries into his pillow at night because...darn it...he loves her so much...but feels like a complete dope.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Indying = Looking for one of your 27 TV remotes while your wife fucks the pool boy
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Terminolgy
Martying = Playing with toys, crayons, and a coloring book while listening intently through the bedroom wall to the adults speaking in the next room.
Bill, are you going to take the boy over to the range to learn how to handle a rifle today?
No, Gladys. I think he'd rather spend the afternoon martying.
Bill, are you going to take the boy over to the range to learn how to handle a rifle today?
No, Gladys. I think he'd rather spend the afternoon martying.
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Re: Terminolgy
big pickling (alternate definition) - The act of white men engaging in sexual intercourse with black men
The 50-something Trump supporter pulled into the rest stop just outside of Gary, Indiana, took a deep breath, straightened his collar, and walked purposefully towards the men's bathroom while gleefully telling himself, "it's time to go big pickling."
The 50-something Trump supporter pulled into the rest stop just outside of Gary, Indiana, took a deep breath, straightened his collar, and walked purposefully towards the men's bathroom while gleefully telling himself, "it's time to go big pickling."
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Re: Terminolgy
shutyomouth = To obsess over cocks and male-on-male sex.
"That Big Pickle is totally buttsprayed"
"Geez, Scott, quit buttspraying with poptart"[/quote]
"That Big Pickle is totally buttsprayed"
"Geez, Scott, quit buttspraying with poptart"[/quote]
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Terminolgy
Shlomarted - When you spend all your time trying to be funny and make people laugh and still NOBODY likes you.
"The kid was SHLOMARTED by his entire class!"
"The kid was SHLOMARTED by his entire class!"
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Re: Terminolgy
Mgoblued - When you plug your ears and pretend you can't hear someone because you disagree with their opinion.
"I didn't like Pickle's thread so I Mgoblued it to TROTS!!!"
"I didn't like Pickle's thread so I Mgoblued it to TROTS!!!"
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Re: Terminolgy
Shlomo's a Michigan fan???
Say it ain't so, bro. :|
Say it ain't so, bro. :|
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McGoobed - The inability to see the truth even though it is clearly visible to the human eye.
WHAT LIBERALS SEE
WHAT IS REALLY THERE
Some people were McGoobed into voting for democrats
WHAT LIBERALS SEE
WHAT IS REALLY THERE
Some people were McGoobed into voting for democrats
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Re: Terminolgy
Michigan....Canada....What's the difference????MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Shlomo's a Michigan fan???
Say it ain't so, bro. :|
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Re: Terminolgy
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Shlomo's a Michigan fan???
Say it ain't so, bro. :|
"M" is for mazel tov
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Goobish = Unusually smooth. Appearing to have no known surface texture.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Awwww, aren't you waxing nostalgic.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobish = Unusually smooth. Appearing to have no known surface texture.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Terminolgy
Marty, you aren't a dope.
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Re: Terminolgy
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Terminolgy
Papa Willie wrote: The Red Sox found themselves goobering in game 3...
Yeah, pretty much!