The Lubricity of Dan Vogel's Wife's Gash

[Mrs. Vogel]

this thread is gross. Can't you be nice to a woman? I'm officially on the market, after all.

[Fat Bones]

MMMmmmmmmmmmm Jello

[Bobby42]

Heinz Gravy, with lumps.

In with a slice of bread.

[Dan Vogel]

I seldom get a chance to look at this board on a weekend. I'm going out for a walk in the neighborhood and popped on to the internet to check email. Anyway I glanced at this board and would you look at this? I have never even heard the words "gash" or "lubricity" and I don't plan on using a dictionary. Sixteen people have actually voted on this trash topic? I was under the impression that it was just a handful of strange ones posting but now I see that it is more widespread. 88 are you married? Or have you ever thought of having a family? Would you like reading such topics about your own wife? You're a young 20 something right? That's my guess. Again I'm not looking your words up but I am sure they are not a compliment. For what you might need to know my wife is a lovely woman. You could only hope to do so well one day.

[smackaholic]

How 'bout hatchet wound and viscosity?

And yes, 88 is married, so stop hitting on him, faggit.