Opening game thread....Morgan on Barry

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Re: Opening game thread....Morgan on Barry

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Toddowen wrote:In which inning will Joe Morgan first come to the defense of that media target of racial injustice whose name is Barry Bonds?

Seeing as to how they just ran a commercial against steriods before the top of the 1st, I'm predicting the very first inning.

I predict Joe Morgan will refer to this as a witch hunt and call Bonds the greatest power hitter hes ever seen.
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Joe Morgan is one of the best sportscasters there is. Him and John Miller are the best duo in the game.
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From what I heard there was no needle in the syringe. Rack the dude who threw it...........
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Barry should have known better than to touch this thing.
Yes, but he just could not resist picking it up, it was just second nature for him to grab that syringe.
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Neely8 wrote:From what I heard there was no needle in the syringe. Rack the dude who threw it...........
From the picture, the grillmaster in me says that is a marinade injection syringe.


Yes, rack the dude who threw it. They should hand these out at all games Bonds plays in.
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Toddowen wrote:
Cicero wrote:Joe Morgan is one of the best sportscasters there is. Him and John Miller are the best duo in the game.
I insist that not only is he a homer when taking a side on any racial issue, but that he is also a homersexual.

His underlying description of himself is black & gay. He is the MLB version of Isiah Thomas.

But if you get around this and still believe him to be a great sporstcaster, that is your opinion. However, I would much rather hear someone else color a game without jumping on the black or gay rainbow every chance he gets like he does.


I dont think he jumps on the race issue that often. I think he is as knowledgeable as they come as sportscasters go.
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For those of you old enough to know this song.....

Neil Young

"Needle And The Damage Done"

I caught you knockin'
at my cellar door
I love you, baby,
can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done.

I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done.

I sing the song
because I love the man
I know that some
of you don't understand
Milk-blood
to keep from running out.

I've seen the needle
and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
like a settin' sun.
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Neely8 wrote:From what I heard there was no needle in the syringe. Rack the dude who threw it...........
I thought it was funny hearing someone crying about this saying, "There could have been a needle in it." Yea, there could have but um there wasn't.

There could have been some juice in there too and Barry would have wondered where the needle was.
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Dumbass wrote:There could have been some juice in there too and Barry would have wondered where the needle was.
Why do you think he threw it back?
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Cicero wrote:Joe Morgan is one of the best sportscasters there is. Him and John Miller are the best duo in the game.
Joe Morgan is a pompous ass that likes to hear himself talk and has literally no sense of humor.

But he's earned all those rights and he does know the game, so more power to the dickweed...
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Miller and Morgan suck as the top duo for ESPN MLB coverage, Gary Thorne is no better.
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^^^^

Who is good then???
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I don't have any problems with his partner, John Miller. He has the voice for the game.
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