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Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 1:08 pm
by Sudden Sam
Carson wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 12:12 pm doubledongdave, are you dead?

Where's the fucking weekend roll call for today?
He, along with fans of every NFL team, is probably busy celebrating not having Shedeur Sanders on his roster.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 1:55 pm
by SFP
Carson wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 12:12 pm doubledongdave, are you dead?

Where's the fucking weekend roll call for today?
He's probably exhausted from masterbating to every Kansas City Chiefs draft pick.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:06 pm
by HighHard1
ER visit to remove his wife/boyfriend's strapon lodged in his colon.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:15 pm
by Mikey
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:06 pm ER visit to remove his wife/boyfriend's strapon lodged in his colon.
You and Pikkkle should get together. You seem to wake up with similar morning fantasies.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:31 pm
by SFP
Mikey wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:15 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:06 pm ER visit to remove his wife/boyfriend's strapon lodged in his colon.
You and Pikkkle should get together. You seem to wake up with similar morning fantasies.
Do you have a better explanation as to why there is no Weekend Roll Call?

He hasn't missed a WRC for twenty years!

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:55 pm
by SFP
I sent KC Dave a personal email to make sure he is okay.

Luckily I know how to get in touch with him because we are close personal friends away from the board.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:58 pm
by HighHard1
Mikey wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:15 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:06 pm ER visit to remove his wife/boyfriend's strapon lodged in his colon.
You and Pikkkle should get together. You seem to wake up with similar morning fantasies.
You do realize that any time I or anyone else makes reference to something up a guy's ass there's a countdown on 'til how long YOU respond.
Like a fly to shit.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 4:49 pm
by bungle clone
Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 1:08 pm
Carson wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 12:12 pm doubledongdave, are you dead?

Where's the fucking weekend roll call for today?
He, along with fans of every NFL team, is probably busy celebrating not having Shedeur Sanders on his roster.


I knew nothing of this entire matter, thanks for your post. The searches that it begat did yield a round of nice laughs.

What is your opinion of why the draft has eschewed the Sanders offspring? One commentator said there was a failure to "code switch". What do you think of that take?


I'll hang up and listen.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 4:53 pm
by SFP
Whomever drafts Sanders will have to fire their coach and hire his daddy.

First and foremost, he can't throw.
Secondly, he will be a coach killer unless the coach is Primetime!

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 6:31 pm
by Mikey
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:58 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:15 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:06 pm ER visit to remove his wife/boyfriend's strapon lodged in his colon.
You and Pikkkle should get together. You seem to wake up with similar morning fantasies.
You do realize that any time I or anyone else makes reference to something up a guy's ass there's a countdown on 'til how long YOU respond.
Like a fly to shit.
If you don’t like it you can always keep your anal sex fantasies to yourself.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2025 6:35 pm
by mvscal
bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 4:49 pm
What is your opinion of why the draft has eschewed the Sanders offspring? One commentator said there was a failure to "code switch". What do you think of that take?


I'll hang up and listen.
If by failure to "code switch," you mean failure to act like a prospective employee looking for an opportunity with your organization like a reasonable professional, then, yes. I do believe there is a sense around the PTB in the league that this kid needs to be taken down a couple pegs and dished some humble pie. You don't walk into an interview with billionaires who are prepared to make you a millionaire dozens of times over and cop an attitude. There is a great deal talent there and I don't doubt that he is a better QB than most of the others drafted before, but, he needs to check his ego.

QBs drafted before Sanders:

Cam Ward
Jaxxon Dart
Tyler Shough (who?)
Jalen Milroe ( :lol: )
Dillion Gabriel

Fifth round pick for the Browns...where QBs go to die. Sucks to be him.