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You know what I like about this board? Not one single post reminding us of the true meaning of the holiday.

I'm doing my usual trip to Vermont. I'm pretty sure we'll be grilling meats at some point. Might stop and say hi to Bernie Sanders. Peace out see you all next week.Image
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I remember when it was always on May 30th and many referred to it as Decoration Day. One time I drove my grandmother around to place flowers on her brother's graves.
Now it's just like another Monday off for bankers and government employees. Oh, except maybe traffic cops who will be working OT.
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Wolfman wrote: Now it's just like another Monday off for bankers and government employees. Oh, except maybe traffic cops who will be working OT.
Just about everybody gets Memorial Day off.
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BSmack wrote:Not one single post reminding us of the true meaning of the holiday.
Do you need to be reminded? The older I get, the more I feel that we need to be. I won't forget the true meaning, on any day.

Whereas in my younger days it was a good reason to go to the lake, drink beer, ogle scantily clad girls and fish for crappie and/or bass. Nowadays, I might mow the yard. Or not. Nevertheless, paid holidays off from work do not suck.
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What sort of a stupid fuckwad says "Happy Memorial Day?"
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Diego in Seattle wrote:What sort of a stupid fuckwad says "Happy Memorial Day?"

Uhm... Wags?

I appreciate the sentiment, though. Wishing others happiness isn't a horrible thing. But we should probably pile-on, you know... just to be safe.

Since after the shittiest winter/spring in U&L history (which is saying A LOT), Mother Nature flipped the switch to summer. Let the good times roll.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:What sort of a stupid fuckwad says "Happy Memorial Day?"
and a cum-drunk fucknut such as yourself would prefer "Have a Merry Memorial Day."
Fuck, go eat a 6-dick burrito.
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atmdad wrote:eat a 6-dick burrito.
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I am going to Vermont tomorrow. Where are you going to be? The OL and I are going to the NE kingdom in our RV. NE Kingdom is what vermonters call their U&R.Going to a campground in Irasburg.
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BSmack wrote:You know what I like about this board? Not one single post reminding us of the true meaning of the holiday.

I'm doing my usual trip to Vermont. I'm pretty sure we'll be grilling meats at some point. Might stop and say hi to Bernie Sanders. Peace out see you all next week.Image
Bernie will prolly be hanging at his new digs on the lake. I think it was about 600K. Real man of the people there. Fucking chumps.

BTW, I don't have a problem with anyone having a nice place like this, so long as he earned it. That old fukking hippy was a forty something broke loser when he got into the politics racket. He'd be living under a fukking bridge somewhere were it not for gullible utopian commie twits.
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What's with the war on Memorial Day?
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Mikey wrote:What's with the war on Memorial Day?
Many brave men fought and died for your right to not commit the horrible sin of using a propane grill.
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atmdad wrote: Fuck, go eat a 6-dick burrito.

Someone around me will be a victim of this line in the next 3 days.
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Dinsdale wrote:
atmdad wrote: Fuck, go eat a 6-dick burrito.

Someone around me will be a victim of this line in the next 3 days.
Add potatoes to make it a California 6-dick burrito.
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Mikey wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
atmdad wrote: Fuck, go eat a 6-dick burrito.

Someone around me will be a victim of this line in the next 3 days.
Add potatoes to make it a California 6-dick burrito.
Oh, contrare, Monswear.

An Oregon Burrito has hash browns. A San Diego Burrito has french fries.

We invented that shit, bro (ORE-Ida ring a bell?).
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Dinsdale wrote:
Oh, contrare, Monswear.

An Oregon Burrito has hash browns. A San Diego Burrito has french fries.

We invented that shit, bro (ORE-Ida ring a bell?).
My bad...I wouldn't actually touch either one myself.

Carne asada, carnitas or adobada wrapped in a flour tortilla with no rice, beans, potatoes or any other adulterants besides hot sauce is the only way to eat a burrito IMHO.
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smackaholic wrote:I am going to Vermont tomorrow. Where are you going to be? The OL and I are going to the NE kingdom in our RV. NE Kingdom is what vermonters call their U&R.Going to a campground in Irasburg.
I'm going to be down in Middlebury for the most part. That we might do a day trip to Burlington. I will definitely see Bernie as he marches in the Middlebury Memorial Day Parade every year and we will be there to watch my nephews. If we get there early enough we can catch him if as he's walking up the parade route by himself. You can love or hate his politics but he is literally the most unpretentious human being I've ever seen in politics.
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Most unpretentious person in politics?

Maybe.

Kind of like being the least gay dude in The Village People. You're still pretty fukking gay.

This does not change the fact that this POS was a middle-aged fukking loser who'd be living in a van down by the river lake, were he not a politician. But, 30 years ago, he got into the political racket telling everyone we need to tax the rich and hand it out to the poor. And now the fukker has a nice house on the lake and a few other places in VT.

I have nothing but contempt for that POS.
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Bernie was in politics in the 70s which last I checked was 40 years ago. And you have to at least grudgingly admit that it takes a little bit of balls to run for Congress as a admitted socialist and to win.
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Balls? Naw. Smarts more like it. Just feed into the class warfare thoughts and get low educated voters to believe the government isn't doing enough for them and they deserve more.
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Left Seater wrote:Balls? Naw. Smarts more like it. Just feed into the class warfare thoughts and get low educated voters to believe the government isn't doing enough for them and they deserve more.
Look at the Fox News talking points! Except that when Bernie ran for mayor of Burlington Vermont wasn't what Vermont is now. Vermont has come a long way from when it was one of only two states to vote for Republican Alf Landon.
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BSmack wrote:I'm doing my usual trip to Vermont. I'm pretty sure we'll be grilling meats at some point.
Grilling some NY strips tonight, then spinnin' some tunage. Driving to Gettysburg tomorrow, spending the night, coming home Sunday. Hoping for light traffic.
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BSmack wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Balls? Naw. Smarts more like it. Just feed into the class warfare thoughts and get low educated voters to believe the government isn't doing enough for them and they deserve more.
Look at the Fox News talking points! Except that when Bernie ran for mayor of Burlington Vermont wasn't what Vermont is now. Vermont has come a long way from when it was one of only two states to vote for Republican Alf Landon.
No clue what the Fox News talking points are or might be. I just know that when The Burn opened his mouth on the campaign trail dude was all about spending someone's money and having the government handle everything. Personal responsibility be damned.
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Left Seater wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Balls? Naw. Smarts more like it. Just feed into the class warfare thoughts and get low educated voters to believe the government isn't doing enough for them and they deserve more.
Look at the Fox News talking points! Except that when Bernie ran for mayor of Burlington Vermont wasn't what Vermont is now. Vermont has come a long way from when it was one of only two states to vote for Republican Alf Landon.
No clue what the Fox News talking points are or might be. I just know that when The Burn opened his mouth on the campaign trail dude was all about spending someone's money and having the government handle everything. Personal responsibility be damned.
Said the man who doesn't want to give trick or treats to the kids who don't live in his immediate neighborhood.
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Keep up. I don't want to give out candy to anyone. We avoid being at home on the night of the 31st. My old neighborhood in Houston handed out wrist bands for residents so you would know the difference between your neighbors kids and the thousands of others.
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88 wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Keep up. I don't want to give out candy to anyone. We avoid being at home on the night of the 31st.
My kids would have drawn 6-dick burritos on your windows with soap.
Or poured Rice Krispies on the lawn.
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I'll be fixing some halibut with salmoriglio sauce tonight. Will probably open a couple of bottles of Tablas Creek rose or the vermentino to go with it.

Tomorrow I'll get up early to start smoking a couple of pork shoulders. Probably pair with either syrah or zinfandel, or possibly the Costco brand Rutherford Meritage.
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Left Seater wrote:Keep up. I don't want to give out candy to anyone. We avoid being at home on the night of the 31st. My old neighborhood in Houston handed out wrist bands for residents so you would know the difference between your neighbors kids and the thousands of others.
If you didn't already know your neighbors kids from strangers, what did that say about the purpose of the wristbands?

I'd ask you to think, but you already did and you're perfectly fine with the facade. You accept, and sleep easy in that acceptance -- like 88.

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Smackie Chan wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm doing my usual trip to Vermont. I'm pretty sure we'll be grilling meats at some point.
Grilling some NY strips tonight, then spinnin' some tunage. Driving to Gettysburg tomorrow, spending the night, coming home Sunday. Hoping for light traffic.
What's in Gettysburg? Are you an enactor in your spare time? PET?
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A six dick burrito drawing would be a definite call to the cops.

The wrist bands were felt necessary by some since there were 1700 homes in the development. Unlikely you would know everyone. But like I said the best thing is just not to be home on the 31st.
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smackaholic wrote:
BSmack wrote:You know what I like about this board? Not one single post reminding us of the true meaning of the holiday.

I'm doing my usual trip to Vermont. I'm pretty sure we'll be grilling meats at some point. Might stop and say hi to Bernie Sanders. Peace out see you all next week.Image
Bernie will prolly be hanging at his new digs on the lake. I think it was about 600K. Real man of the people there. Fucking chumps.

BTW, I don't have a problem with anyone having a nice place like this, so long as he earned it. That old fukking hippy was a forty something broke loser when he got into the politics racket. He'd be living under a fukking bridge somewhere were it not for gullible utopian commie twits.
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Left Seater wrote: The wrist bands were felt necessary by some since there were 1700 homes in the development. Unlikely you would know everyone. But like I said the best thing is just not to be home on the 31st.
I remember the PET, just invite them in to that neutral colour nightmare and they'll run screaming in terror and never be back.
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88 wrote:Rack Goobs for proving smackaholic's take was spot on.
Wouldn't want to let actual numbers get in the way of your take.
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Left Seater wrote:My old neighborhood in Houston handed out wrist bands for residents so you would know the difference between your neighbors kids and the thousands of others.
This isn't a reflection on you personally (unless you came up with the idea), but just admit that this was a terrible idea and should never be repeated.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote:My old neighborhood in Houston handed out wrist bands for residents so you would know the difference between your neighbors kids and the thousands of others.
This isn't a reflection on you personally (unless you came up with the idea), but just admit that this was a terrible idea and should never be repeated.
Now way in hell I would put that much thought into Halloween. My idea was to go to dinner and or a bar and let the night pass by. I will say the wrist bands were way over used in that 'hood. They did serve a purpose for the pools but after that they were just stupid.
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Left Seater wrote:The wrist bands were felt necessary by some since there were 1700 homes in the development.
That's a lot of fucking wristbands. Probly would've been cheaper to just throw a couple of dum-dums to the poor brown kids.
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88 wrote:Rack Goobs for proving smackaholic's take was spot on.
Bernie earned his money the old-fashioned way. He married it.
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Now don't be usin' yer fancy lawyerin' tricks on me by splicing my post out of context. Maybe it's simply that I view Halloween as, you know, Halloween, rather than some opportunity to drive home a political agenda. Christ, do you conservitards ever tire yourselves out from being so stiff and rigid all the time?
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It's called priapism.
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