Rack this heat wave!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:32 pm

It is hotter than fucking hell here in, where else? And the chicks are adjusting by wearing fewer clothes. Lucky us!

DC is such a great place. You rotting shitbags can rip us while stroking your cranks. But you're bitter and jealous. You WISH you lived here instead of your festering toilets like say Macon, GA.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:43 pm

At least you're not in the Persian Gulf.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/cap ... the-world/

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:31 pm

It was 102 here on Friday. Down to about 96 yesterday.
Excellent pool weather.

BTW I read that it was 74 in San Diego yesterday and about 60 in Eureka.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:52 pm

We're into our summer/rainy season. Been here 15 years and never saw an air temperature above 96ºF. This week's forecast has it at 91º high all week with usual daily rain showers, known as free water is these parts. Biggest issue is keeping the sub-tropical rain forest from growing on my property. I've gone out on a limb and predicted no hurricane for SW FL this year. Life is good.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:16 pm

Supposed to hit 79º today, but head all the way up to 86º on Friday. Too warm for me!

But it's the overnight temps that kill me. Supposed to hit 61º-63º, and it gets uncomfortable for sleeping above 55º.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:41 pm

We had a cool June, never got to 90. July started out that way, but now we are 2 weeks into the dreaded triple H shit. and seeing as I don't have to climb on my roof and shovel heat, I am not going to complain.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote: Want to trade rush hour traffic? No thanks on my end.

I never have to deal with rush hour traffic. BODE me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:22 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: DC is such a great place.

But you're still vacationing in Goobs' dome next month, right?

Have they increased the marina fees again this year? Seriously, fuck those guys. Add onto that the continued shitty condition of their golf carts...and I'm honestly reconsidering booking somewhere else next year.

:x

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:51 pm

The part I don't understand is the news stories about how the "heat wave" is deadly. Temps reach upper 80s or low 90s and people start falling like dominos. Meanwhile in AZ and NV the temp is almost 30 hotter and yet people aren't dying.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:37 pm

Left Seater wrote:The part I don't understand is the news stories about how the "heat wave" is deadly. Temps reach upper 80s or low 90s and people start falling like dominos. Meanwhile in AZ and NV the temp is almost 30 hotter and yet people aren't dying.

Seriously?
Are they giving away pilots licenses in boxes of cereal?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:00 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Want to trade rush hour traffic? No thanks on my end.
I never have to deal with rush hour traffic. BODE me.

Of course. You don't have a car or a washer and dryer. Just a streak of drying pre-cum across your forehead.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:13 am

mvscal wrote: Of course. You don't have a car or a washer and dryer. Just a streak of drying pre-cum across your forehead.

I don't need a car, shitstain. Try again.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:33 am

No argument on the drying precum, I guess.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:54 am

smackaholic wrote:No argument on the drying precum, I guess.

When did you stop beating your wife?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:13 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:No argument on the drying precum, I guess.
When did you stop beating your wife?

Who says I stopped?

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:32 am

It's been in the 90's here with no end in sight and I plan on hitting the beach tomorrow where it will hopefully be 15 degrees cooler.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:15 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Left Seater wrote:The part I don't understand is the news stories about how the "heat wave" is deadly. Temps reach upper 80s or low 90s and people start falling like dominos. Meanwhile in AZ and NV the temp is almost 30 hotter and yet people aren't dying.
Seriously?

So no take on this? Par for the course I guess.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:46 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Jesus, Screwy. You just got your fucks kicked out.

:?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:52 pm

Last Thursday it was 94 degrees here with 94% humidity.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:41 pm

You don't need to die, Sam. Just lose all of your fingers in a lawnmower mishap.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 3:48 pm

Left Seater wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Left Seater wrote:The part I don't understand is the news stories about how the "heat wave" is deadly. Temps reach upper 80s or low 90s and people start falling like dominos. Meanwhile in AZ and NV the temp is almost 30 hotter and yet people aren't dying.
Seriously?

So no take on this? Par for the course I guess.

You need it spelled out for you? Can you walk & chew gum w/o tripping?

Why do you think I'm walking around in a sleeveless shirt in 50º weather in winter when people in San Diego will be throwing on jackets?

Thanks for reaffirming the stereotype of southerners being dumbfucks...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Last Thursday it was 94 degrees here with 94% humidity.

No, it wasn't.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:51 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Why do you think I'm walking around in a sleeveless shirt in 50º weather in winter when people in San Diego will be throwing on jackets?

Because you can't afford to live in San Diego.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:14 pm

Mikey wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Why do you think I'm walking around in a sleeveless shirt in 50º weather in winter when people in San Diego will be throwing on jackets?

Because you can't afford to live in San Diego.

Not true.

But if you think Seattle is cheap to live in you're even more of a colossal idiot than we previous gave you credit for.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:05 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Last Thursday it was 94 degrees here with 94% humidity.
No, it wasn't.

Tell that to the National Weather Service. Or the news outlet here that reported it. I give a shit.

Or perhaps they were just reporting the max of each but they didn't occur simultaneously?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:25 pm

This shit is easy to look up.

Highest dew point (the temperature at which water starts to condense, basically a measure of how much moisture is in the air) in the past three days was 79 deg (90 deg and 70% RH with a "heat index" of 106) and a few hours at 78 deg.

Not 94 and 94 but I'd say Goobs was sweating at little, even at his age.

http://w1.weather.gov/data/obhistory/KMSN.html

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:32 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You don't need to die, Sam.

Please...don't interfere. There are cosmic forces at work here. I wouldn’t go messing with the order of the universe.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:15 pm

It could happen - but maybe only in a sauna.

I was in Tallahassee one time on a project and at about 9:00 a.m.it was around 85 deg and the fog was just lifting, so essentially 100% RH. That reinforced my previous inclination not to move to Florida.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:24 pm

Mikey wrote:This shit is easy to look up.

Highest dew point (the temperature at which water starts to condense, basically a measure of how much moisture is in the air) in the past three days was 79 deg (90 deg and 70% RH with a "heat index" of 106) and a few hours at 78 deg.

Not 94 and 94 but I'd say Goobs was sweating at little, even at his age.

http://w1.weather.gov/data/obhistory/KMSN.html

Check my link. Those are the max's reported that day. As I pointed out, they may not have been simultaneous, but those were the max's that day.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:27 pm

Mikey wrote:This shit is easy to look up.

Highest dew point (the temperature at which water starts to condense, basically a measure of how much moisture is in the air) in the past three days was 79 deg (90 deg and 70% RH with a "heat index" of 106) and a few hours at 78 deg.

Not 94 and 94 but I'd say Goobs was sweating at little, even at his age.

http://w1.weather.gov/data/obhistory/KMSN.html

And if you want to link up some evidence, you might want to get the right date. Dumbass.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Check my link. Those are the max's reported that day. As I pointed out, they may not have been simultaneous, but those were the max's that day.

I checked your link.

RH doesn't mean much without the simultaneous temperature, dumbass.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:This shit is easy to look up.

Highest dew point (the temperature at which water starts to condense, basically a measure of how much moisture is in the air) in the past three days was 79 deg (90 deg and 70% RH with a "heat index" of 106) and a few hours at 78 deg.

Not 94 and 94 but I'd say Goobs was sweating at little, even at his age.

http://w1.weather.gov/data/obhistory/KMSN.html
And if you want to link up some evidence, you might want to get the right date. Dumbass.

Didn't I say the past three days, dumbass?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:20 pm

Meanwhile, in other news, John Kerry says air conditioning is more deadly than ISIS.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07 ... -isis.html
“As we were working together on the challenge of [ISIS] and terrorism,” Kerry said. “It’s hard for some people to grasp it, but what we–you–are doing here right now is of equal importance because it has the ability to literally save life on the planet itself.” Kerry was in Vienna to amend the 1987 Montreal Protocol that would phase out hydrofluorocarbons, or HFCs, from basic household and commercial appliances like air conditioners, refrigerators, and inhalers.

So punch yourselves in the balls, guys. You're worse than a bunch of Middle Eastern savages for complaining about the heat. You don't see Abu-Kaboom complaining about a little bit of summer sunshine, do you?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:22 pm

BTW, here's your weather for last Thursday.

According to NOAA your highest temperature was 93, and the RH was only 60 then. Pussy.

Hourly Obs
Month/Year: 07/2016
Station Location: DANE CO REGIONAL-TRUAX FIELD AIRPORT (14837)
Lat: 43.140
Lon: -89.345
Elev: 866 ft. above sea level
WBAN Date Time DryBulbFarenheit RelativeHumidity
14837 20160721 53 76 87
14837 20160721 153 75 90
14837 20160721 244 75 94
14837 20160721 253 75 94
14837 20160721 341 75 94
14837 20160721 353 75 94
14837 20160721 453 76 94
14837 20160721 553 77 91
14837 20160721 653 78 91
14837 20160721 747 81 82
14837 20160721 753 80 85
14837 20160721 804 80 85
14837 20160721 853 81 82
14837 20160721 912 79 74
14837 20160721 924 76 74
14837 20160721 953 77 74
14837 20160721 1006 76 76
14837 20160721 1053 79 69
14837 20160721 1153 85 65
14837 20160721 1253 88 65
14837 20160721 1353 91 64
14837 20160721 1453 93 60
14837 20160721 1553 93 60
14837 20160721 1642 81 65
14837 20160721 1647 78 67
14837 20160721 1657 77 67
14837 20160721 1710 71 100
14837 20160721 1712 71 100
14837 20160721 1720 71 97
14837 20160721 1730 71 93
14837 20160721 1746 71 97
14837 20160721 1753 71 93
14837 20160721 1828 71 87
14837 20160721 1839 71 84
14837 20160721 1853 72 82
14837 20160721 1953 71 90
14837 20160721 2022 71 90
14837 20160721 2053 71 90
14837 20160721 2153 71 87
14837 20160721 2253 70 87
14837 20160721 2353 70 90

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:35 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Tell that to the National Weather Service. Or the news outlet here that reported it. I give a shit.

Or perhaps they were just reporting the max of each but they didn't occur simultaneously?

Reporting erroneous weather information is all part of the vast liberal media conspiracy to shift focus away from Hillary.

-Spray

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:24 am

Papa Willie wrote:Goobs is not well rehearsed in the science of meteorology.

/s/
Everybody

No, but he's pretty good at cultivating the over-the-hill early 80s bartender mystique.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:54 am

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Check my link. Those are the max's reported that day. As I pointed out, they may not have been simultaneous, but those were the max's that day.
I checked your link.

RH doesn't mean much without the simultaneous temperature, dumbass.

I pointed out that those were the max values that day, and that they weren't necessarily simultaneous, you stupid fat fuck.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:57 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Check my link. Those are the max's reported that day. As I pointed out, they may not have been simultaneous, but those were the max's that day.
I checked your link.

RH doesn't mean much without the simultaneous temperature, dumbass.
I pointed out that those were the max values that day, once I was called on it.

FTFY you over the hill preening little fag.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:04 am

No. I posted what was reported here in Madison, because I knew that it didn't align with Dinsdale's table. Yes, I'll admit I'm not some sort of amateur meteorologist, so I simply tracked down the numbers that backed up what I posted. You cock-gobbling simpleton.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:36 am

Goober McTuber wrote:No. I posted what was reported here in Madison, because I knew that it didn't align with Dinsdale's table. Yes, I'll admit I'm not some sort of amateur meteorologist, so I simply tracked down the numbers that backed up what I posted. You cock-gobbling simpleton.

This is what you posted, you feeble minded penis gazer.

Goober McTuber wrote:Last Thursday it was 94 degrees here with 94% humidity.

The numbers don't back up what you posted. It was never 94 degrees with 94% humidity.