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Fourteen months ago, my son enlisted in the US Army. He had just finished his junior year in high school. On Sunday, we are taking him to MEPS/LAX. He'll spend 10 weeks at Fort Jackson, SC for basic. Then its on to Fort Eustis, VA for training. Will miss him dearly and am very proud.

rack him.
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Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.

No racks from me.
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Props to your son. I hope he never gets put in harm's way.
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Sirfindafold wrote:Fourteen months ago, my son enlisted in the US Army. He had just finished his junior year in high school. On Sunday, we are taking him to MEPS/LAX. He'll spend 10 weeks at Fort Jackson, SC for basic. Then its on to Fort Eustis, VA for training. Will miss him dearly and am very proud.

rack him.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.

No racks from me.
That's because you're a stupid twat.
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BSmack wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.

No racks from me.
That's because you're a stupid twat.
And a faggot. Don't forget faggot.
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R-Jack wrote:
BSmack wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.

No racks from me.
That's because you're a stupid twat.
And a faggot. Don't forget faggot.

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Fort Jackson is where they train supply clerks and paper pushers. Also, and worst of all, since it's non-combat arms, it's co-ed basic training. Nothing more manly than only being pushed hard enough that a girl can handle it. No racks from Pickle!
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Fourteen months ago, my son enlisted in the US Army. He had just finished his junior year in high school. On Sunday, we are taking him to MEPS/LAX. He'll spend 10 weeks at Fort Jackson, SC for basic. Then its on to Fort Eustis, VA for training. Will miss him dearly and am very proud.

rack him.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Nothing more manly than only being pushed hard enough that a girl can handle it.
We get it. You only want to get laid into by manly men. You want those guys to really give it to you and force you to take it like a man. The innuendo is not nessasary queer. Just go have a raspberry Zima with Rooster and calm down before you swallow a barstool whole.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train supply clerks and paper pushers. Also, and worst of all, since it's non-combat arms, it's co-ed basic training. Nothing more manly than only being pushed hard enough that a girl can handle it. No racks from Pickle!
It doesn't take a combat MOS to get dead real quickly.

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Sirfindafold wrote:Fourteen months ago, my son enlisted in the US Army. He had just finished his junior year in high school. On Sunday, we are taking him to MEPS/LAX. He'll spend 10 weeks at Fort Jackson, SC for basic. Then its on to Fort Eustis, VA for training. Will miss him dearly and am very proud.

rack him.

I hope boot camp is easier for him than...you know...high school.
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Who's troll is this pickle?
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How about I just RACK SFAF's kid.
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It's called basic training in the Army. Not sure of these days, but I believe in the Viet Nam era there were 8 or 9 people in support roles for every combat trooper. Supplies and such don't just get where they are needed by magic. I salute all those who choose to serve us no matter what their MOS is.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train folks that scored higher than 70 on the ASVAB.
ftfy
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kcdave wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train folks that scored higher than 70 on the ASVAB.
ftfy
Not so sure about that. Not knocking anyone that volunteers to serve. They all have my respect, but supply types are not generally the highest scorers. That being said, competent supply people are worth their weight in gold. Incompetent ones will grind an army to a halt.

Rack the fukk outta your kid, SFAF. And all you condescending fukking assholes who are pooh-poohing him for settling on the army after high school can fukk the fukk off right along with john kerry.
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Dinsdale wrote:How about I just RACK SFAF's kid.
Works for me.
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He'll like Ft. Useless. Virginny is pretty country and the beach is nearby. I inprocessed at Jackson, but was quickly shipped off the Harmony Church, Ft. Benning, so I have no insights for him there.
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smackaholic wrote: Rack the fukk outta your kid.
thanks!

His MOS - repair and maintenance on the Apache.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Rack the fukk outta your kid.
thanks!

His MOS - repair and maintenance on the Apache.
So, he is not a supply guy. Maybe he is smarter than you.

That is a great MOS. I hope he does well in it. If he does get out though, after an enlistment, odds are pretty good he won't work in aviation field on the outside. For some reason, that field pays for shit in the private sector. But, there are plenty of other companies that would pay him well to fix shit.
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smackaholic wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Rack the fukk outta your kid.
thanks!

His MOS - repair and maintenance on the Apache.
Maybe he is smarter than you.
Pretty tough not to be. Rack the mailman that hit paydirt.
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