Should I Be Worried?
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Should I Be Worried?
Smackie and I have been married since October 17th He is great maker of "to do" lists today I was cleaning up around the ol' love nest when I came upon one of those lists It read.....Life insurance ( health dental vision). wills. BURIAL!!! I dont know if he is plning on knocking me off soon. I haven't come across the list that reads....chloroform, duct tape, gloves, shovel. trash bags and knife yet. Just in case I better start working on plan B......hmmmmm what shall I plan for dinner?
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You can lay low at my place for a few days. You're totally safe here.mamamustanger wrote:I haven't come across the list that reads....chloroform, duct tape, gloves, shovel. trash bags and knife yet.
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Re: Should I Be Worried?
Another possibility. Married folks may make sure that the other partner is "set" in case something unexpected happens to themselves, i.e. heart attack, stroke, accident. I keep a detailed list in our "safe box" of what MrsO is to do in that event. Keeping insurance policies, etc. up to date are important in that regard. Then again you might want to feed some of your food to the dog before you eat it. (-:
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Wolfman wrote:Another possibility. Married folks may make sure that the other partner is "set" in case something unexpected happens to themselves, i.e. heart attack, stroke, accident. I keep a detailed list in our "safe box" of what MrsO is to do in that event. Keeping insurance policies, etc. up to date are important in that regard. Then again you might want to feed some of your food to the dog before you eat it. (-:
He is organized like that, or so he has led me to believe
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I told my family to burn me up and save the money for a big party.
I'd probably get buried in a shitty area, anyway.
I'd probably get buried in a shitty area, anyway.
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You need to get as far away from that maniac as possible. Like...a different country.
p.s. ~ how do you like your eggs?
p.s. ~ how do you like your eggs?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I had the guest room set up (complete w/ wet bar) for a very special lady, that backed out at the last minute...to remain with her abusive husband.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You need to get as far away from that maniac as possible.
p.s. ~ how do you like your eggs?
Over easy of course!
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Excuse me...I have a lot of Febreze-ing to do...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Marty- Smackie looking for MamaMustanger
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I will not stand for this outrage.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Marty - "Yes, just a little spritz of Febreze for Mama. Ohh, momma..."
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mama, you can always stay with Screwey if need be.
I thought I heard somewhere...
..at some point...
..that he lives...
... In DC!
I thought I heard somewhere...
..at some point...
..that he lives...
... In DC!
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P.S. Bring quarters.
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Don't forget your Meg Ryan DVD collection. Thanksgiving is right around the corner.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:P.S. Bring quarters.
Quarters. Oh thank goodness I thought you were going to say a mop!
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Don't forget your Meg Ryan DVD collection. Thanksgiving is right around the corner.
Can we watch 16 candles and play candy land too?
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Oh we are gonna have such funnnnn!
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Sorry, I don't bring my work home with me.mamamustanger wrote:Quarters. Oh thank goodness I thought you were going to say a mop!
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Not that you knew anything about music.Sudden Sam wrote:Gonna be a helluva change musically moving from Smackie's to Screwy's.
The Strypes >>>>> Air France
Led Zeppelin >>>>> Belle and Sebastian
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Not that you knew anything about music.Sudden Sam wrote:Gonna be a helluva change musically moving from Smackie's to Screwy's.
The Strypes >>>>> Air France
Led Zeppelin >>>>> Belle and Sebastian
He prepares an imaginary playlist for a non-existent "audience", remember?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Plus Sam is dying, and all his friends are either dead or dying...so cut him some slack.
The Reaper is sharpening his scythe. Better have those lumps checked out Sammy.
The Reaper is sharpening his scythe. Better have those lumps checked out Sammy.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Well, I doubt he'll be knocking you up. :grin:mamamustanger wrote:.... knocking me off soon.
Yeah, better not turn your back on him.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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you fukker!!! you owe me a coffee!MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:P.S. Bring quarters.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Keep dreaming, old man. Unlike yourself, I don't need to sign contracts for companionship. I value my independence and can take care of myself. If you weren't too much of a pussy scared of his own shadow to discover it, instead of feeling it necessary to be shacked up with some broad every waking moment of your life, you might actually enjoy it.Sudden Sam wrote:So sad, so sad. :( I worry about you two.
Me circling the drain? Hardly. I'm too healthy according to my doctor. Numbers are off the charts and I feel great. Rode to Tampa on the bike two weeks ago. Can you two do that? I think not.
I'm afraid you're both just pussies. Good guys, no doubt, but pussies who do nothing but play video games and/or sit at a computer 24/7. (At least Marty displays some creativity and talent.) I see pasty-white skin, bodies so frail you avoid sports, and no female companions. At least not living, breathing females.
You guys should get out more.
This is your third marriage, right?
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Sorry dude, but all this went out the window with T Hanks giving. Now go find yourself a nice casserole recipe to try out for this year's event.Screw_Michigan wrote: I value my independence and can take care of myself. If you weren't too much of a pussy scared of his own shadow to discover it, instead of feeling it necessary to be shacked up with some broad every waking moment of your life, you might actually enjoy it.
This is your third marriage, right?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic wrote:Well, I doubt he'll be knocking you up. :grin:mamamustanger wrote:.... knocking me off soon.
Yeah, better not turn your back on him.
Maybe not but I will give him an "A" for effort
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I sacrificed a day for her. This year we're watching football. But don't let me force you off the faggotry wagon.smackaholic wrote: Sorry dude, but all this went out the window with T Hanks giving. Now go find yourself a nice casserole recipe to try out for this year's event.
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I feel this way almost 100%. I just hate sleeping alone.Sudden Sam wrote:I don't need any companionship. I've thoroughly enjoyed my single periods. Too much! And I have more independence now than any married man I know. I do anything I want whenever I want.