Explain your screen name in this thread...

40 days to live · Post by **40 days to live** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:47 pm

I guess I can gather residual gin energy for a couple of more posts.

Self explanatory.

RossTheBoss · Post by **RossTheBoss** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:51 pm

wuz my name?
ross the boss
what i like to do?
i like to hustle and floss

FUCK you. i ain't gots ta explain shit to you.

~The Realness

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:10 pm

Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:36 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:IndyFagsco, question for you... How does anybody on this board know how many TV's you have?
A lot of us have been to his house. You haven't?

I lost track at 17.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:45 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Explain your screen name in this thread

It's the technique I use when having sex with my big, fat mom.

Sincerely,

Sirfindafold

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:29 pm

AP's Self of Steam wrote:Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.

I always found this screen name was hilarious for some reason?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:11 am

Mine was originally trevortime and was shortened over the years. People thought I was a guy for a good 6 months to a year and I just let them think it.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:15 am

As in Hoffman?

We never had coffee or anything before I left.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:03 am

Ana Ng wrote:
AP's Self of Steam wrote:Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.
I always found this screen name was hilarious for some reason?

You've certainly brought out the shit tolls?

Ending every declarative statement with a ?.

A new trend? like Facebook and Twitter... or maybe your / key is broke?

???

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:11 am

And yet a shit troll has something more profound to post than you do.

Ponderous.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:19 am

profound is a big word?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:05 am

Originally Carson in The Gump

College nickname.

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:38 am

Ana Ng wrote:
AP's Self of Steam wrote:Pretty self-fucking-explanatory if you ask me.
I always found this screen name was hilarious for some reason?

Thanks, babe. AP's panty pic was like our 9/11: We'll never forget where we were when we saw that dreaded photo.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:31 pm

Self-explanatory. And I was 42 back in the old SC days.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:07 am

My name is Mike and I listen to Howard Stern.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:58 am

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:My name is Mike and I listen to Howard Stern.

so, you're the guy that still listens to him?

he's been unlistenable since jackie got run. going to sirius to allow full on pottymouthing hasn't changed this.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:47 pm

F Jackie.

I was a big fan of the channel 9 show back in the day. Haven't listened to the show since they made the switch to Sirius, only because it was inconvenient for me.

Adam West dressed as a French sailor at the gay "dance-off" with Gay Ramone was probably one of my favorite "E! channel" moments, even though I didn't care for the production of that program too much.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:01 pm

Ana Ng wrote:F Jackie.

I thought the same thing at first, but then noticed that post jackie, the show went down hill, which leads me to believe he may have been responsible for a good deal of the funnay.

His replacement, artie, sure as fukk wasn't. Obnoxious loud NYer is by itself, very unfunny. And that is all he brought. Well apparently he also brought a serious drug/mental problems, but, unfortunately that didn't transfer into laughs either.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Jackie left the show and the show lost the funny...not because he left the show.

I was glad the Jokeman exited. Everything about him was unbearable.

The first two years at Sirius were okay. After that it became tedious.
I still enjoy the Howard Stern message boards.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:14 pm

The funniest thing about Jackie, was the jokes made ABOUT him. I also loved the way he laughed at his own material.

Artie was a fat pain in the ass, but he was deece fodder until he couldn't take the jokes anymore.

If you ever get the the chance, or are like super bored or whatever, youtube some of the channel 9 shows. Good for some old school laughs.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:26 pm

The Channel 9 and E-Show material is incredibly dated. It just doesn't hold up.
Unless you're looking for a good cringe, seeing Howard in black-face ain't my thing.

But I'll agree, "Gay Dance Party" with musical guests The Goo Goo Dolls was hilarious.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:33 pm

I don't know. Maybe I'm just subconsciously trying to justify paying for radio, but I think the show has been better than ever since they came to Sirius. I was a little worried about the cursing at first, since part of the terrestrial show's charm was hearing them try to get around the restrictions. But I barely even notice it anymore. Now, they just talk like normal adults.

I really don't understand the Jackie > Artie argument. Drug addict or not, Artie was the best thing to happen to that show. Artie half-awake on heroin is still funnier than 99.9999% of anyone else on the radio, and the other 0.0001% is Howard. As a stand-up, he's mediocre, but what made Artie so indispensable was how quickly and consistently he could come up with the perfect one-liners off the cuff. I've never heard anyone better at that, other than maybe his good friend Norm MacDonald. I mean, a line like "Waaaah! My rapist didn't use a condom. Waaaah!" is hilarious even taken completely out of context. Whenever I catch one of the old, pre-Artie shows, it just reaffirms how much better he was than Jackie. And his rapport with George Takei was fantastic.

Overall, Howard has made me laugh out loud more than any other person on the planet. For that alone, he's my favorite entertainer of all time. I could be having the shittiest day of my life, but if I turn on Howard, I'm gonna end up laughing in spite of myself.

I think Chris Rock nailed it when he pointed out that comedians usually come up with about an hour of material every year, while Howard does 4-5 hours a day, 3-4 days a week. Not everything works every time, but if you distilled Howard's best material down to an hour a year, he's the funniest motherfucker in the world.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:53 pm

Ana Ng wrote:The funniest thing about Jackie, was the jokes made ABOUT him. I also loved the way he laughed at his own material.

I saw Jackie at a local radio station promotion a buddy of mine won tickets for. It was seriously the most UN-funny 90 minutes I have ever seen. Then again, I have never found Stern that compelling to begin with.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:47 pm

Martyred wrote:The Channel 9 and E-Show material is incredibly dated. It just doesn't hold up.

See, I dunno? Inviting Richard Simmons and a couple of his obese "deal-a-meal" clients on the show to talk about their success, and then dangling bags of potato chips and snacks in front of their faces with fishing poles as they answer questions will never not be funny to me.

I just always loved Stern's reaction to people and events more than anything.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:21 pm

We use to get WWOR Ch9 feeds overseas and watched the show. The best was the Howiewood Squares with the KKK guy in the middle.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:57 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:...it just reaffirms how much better he was than Jackie.

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:20 pm

Cause I like to spend the majority of my free time going around Texas in this...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:40 pm

now that's what I call 'roughing it'.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:53 pm

Ana Ng wrote: I just always loved Stern's reaction to people and events more than anything.

yup. often he sounds like and 70 year old jewish broad, but he can be funny, too.

haven't heard the show since they shut down all the pirate sites that would collect the shows and turn them into mp3s.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:19 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Artie was the best thing to happen to that show.

Never understood the appeal of this loser. Carrot Top brings more to the table...

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:08 am

When I first logged on to SCIII, I thought that board would basically be an online version of Rome's show. How wrong I was.

Technically, the nic isn't appropriate, since I don't really live in Crapchester, but a small town between Crapchester and Buffalo.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:26 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Carrot Top brings more to the table...

Oh really?

--Curious in KC

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:42 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Artie was the best thing to happen to that show.
Never understood the appeal of this loser. Carrot Top brings more to the table...

Well besides his amazing one-liners, which I already mentioned, he also brought the "everyman" element to the show. He was a great counter-balance to Howard's faggy/elitist tendencies. He's a dock worker from Jersey who likes to drink, smoke, curse, leer at hot chicks and watch sports. In other words, he's the archetypal listener. When Howard would go on for too long about American Idol or The Bachelor, Artie was always there to keep him in check.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:30 am

Ana Ng wrote:if you would be so kind?

Obviously you don't know who the fuck I am. The name's Cyrus. CYRUS. And I don't give a fuck who you are.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:22 am

Jess The Rookie cause when I signed up I was new and attempted to get racked by posting a few hotties to start but ended up getting piled on, a pile on that has lasted forever so therefore I will always be JTR. plus I'm still a virgin.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:33 am

jtr wrote:Jess The Rookie cause when I signed up I was new and attempted to get racked by posting a few hotties to start but ended up getting piled on, a pile on that has lasted forever so therefore I will always be JTR. plus I'm still a virgin.

Jess, you are a good dude and anybody that's ever met you will agree. Like a Philly sports audience, you get piled-on/booed because it's to make you a better person. A board needs its (fill in the blank).

BTW, Tim Tebow is a virgin also. However, he has his looks, real money, and not much of a future.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:24 pm

Cyrus wrote:Obviously you don't know who the fuck I am. The name's Cyrus. CYRUS. And I don't give a fuck who you are.

You're fucking lucky I'm on probation.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:38 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Cyrus wrote:Obviously you don't know who the fuck I am. The name's Cyrus. CYRUS. And I don't give a fuck who you are.
You're fucking lucky I'm on probation.

Busted while sucking cock for money behind the video store again?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:09 pm

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:37 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:He's a dock worker from Jersey who likes to drink, smoke, curse, leer at hot chicks and watch sports.

And?

Sadly, despite all of the "amazing characteristics" you list, he's still not funny. He's... awful. I remember being disappointed that his 2004 death was a hoax. I stopped listening to the show shortly thereafter. However, after some googling... I just found out he's no longer on. I'm more of an O and A type of guy these days, but maybe I'll give Stern another shot.