Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later

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Mikey wrote:Is there a drug out there that will help me remember to pull up my fucking fly in the morning?
Uhh, got pics?

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OK, I'll fess up -- when I bumped this, it really wasn't with the intention of renewing the OCD pile-on... one he richly deserved, but has pretty much run its course.

I had ulterior motives... to get Catatonic Drunk to post again. While OCD's retirement/prop self with trolls/unretirement was good fun, it only has legs for so long, but...

A well-below-average intelligence, submarine-capturing pilot who has a hard time getting over the minimum wage hump who changes diapers and wears panties...


That shit won't ever get old.


The man is an inspiration to the rest of us -- no matter how bad life gets, no matter how far the chips are down, no matter how thick the shit sandwich that life throws on your plate... you can always look yourself in the non-jizz-stained mirror and say "Self, cheer up... you could be Anatomically Punked."


Guaranteed to brighten even the worst day.
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I am good enough not to be demoted from Fleet Admiral of the US Navy to minimum wage earning jr. male nurse's assistant in training, I am smart enough not to post pics of myself prancing around in women's undies, and doggone it, I am not A.P.


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Dinsdale wrote: The man is an inspiration to the rest of us -- no matter how bad life gets, no matter how far the chips are down, no matter how thick the shit sandwich that life throws on your plate... you can always look yourself in the non-jizz-stained mirror and say "Self, cheer up... you could be Anatomically Punked."
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If you need to beef up your resume, just put "Not AP" under qualifications. It'll go a long way.
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And at this point, I must RACK Headhunter, for his excellent sportsmanship.


See, in the Smackoff Final, he could have gone that route. No matter what nasty, esteem-crushing tirade MGO launched HH's way, it would have been a pretty simple matter for HH to merely respond "Yeah, well at least I'm not AP."


The judges would have had no choice but to rule the match a stalemate, leaving it as a draw.


So props to HH for not taking the easy way out.
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One time I met this ridiculously hot European chick whilst touring the finer parts of western Italy from Milan to Naples. I was small talking her on the deck of a fancy cafe, and soon discovered she was a princess born out of wealth and fame. I figured I had nothing to lose, so I asked if she'd be willing to accompany me back to my hostel. She asked, "Pffft. You're a peasant. What could you possibly do for me?" To which I responed, "Well...I'm not Atomic Punk." We fucked later that night.
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New campaign slogan for Obama?

"At least I'm not Atomic Punk."

Hell, that might even get mvscal to vote for him.
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Dinsdale wrote:Hell, that might even get mvscal to vote for him.
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Fess up, you lifted that line from Dan Vogel. While mvscal is sacking his abode, performing deviant acts on his pets, satisfying VogelFrau's incessant, INHUMAN demands for brutal colonic penetration, Dan can clearly be heard whimpering..."at least I'm not AP..."
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I'm thinking he lifted it from Neil Peart.
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One of my favorite movies quotes of all-time:


“I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am not A.P."

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Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask yourself 'How cool is it that I'm not AP?' "
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If you're at the doctor's office and he asks how much do you drink in a week, just say, "Well, I'm no AP." He'll just nod his head and say, "gotcha."
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

AND, I'm not AP.
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I am not a crook. And I'm not AP.

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There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
But at least she's not AP

When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
At least she's not AP

Oooh ooh oooh
Ooooh oooh
Oooooh oh
And at least she's not AP

There's some jizz on the mirror
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes panty wearers have two testes

In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird that sings:
"Hey, at least I'm not AP"

Wooo ooo ooo
Oooooo oooooo
And at least she's not AP

There's a feeling I get
When I look at his breasts
And my spirit is crying "At least I'm not AP"
In my thoughts I have seen
Many internet beatings
And the panty pics of those who stand digicamming


Wooo ooo ooo
Oooooo oooooo
And at least she's not AP


And it's whispered that soon
A fat man in pantaloons
Will make the Piper say "At least I'm not AP"
And a new day will dawn
For those in boxers/briefs/long johns
And the forests will echo with "At least I'm not AP"

If there's a bustle in your hedge row
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a photoshoot for the Panty Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Probably not a good idea to take the one with panties

Your cred is nothing, in case you don't know
The Punked One's calling you to view him

Dear lady (?) can you hear the smack flow
And did you know
Your salvation lies in the "Close Window"

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Dear God... :lol:
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Technically I am AP, but at least I'm not THE AP.

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HOLY FUCK RACK DINSDALE!

The KC goons can add to their limited smack with "I know you are AP, but what am I?"
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Clearly Dins, you are not AP.

And rack the riff.
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It's cold down here, but I suppose it could be worse. Pray for AP.

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RACKS to Dins & Mgo!
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At least we don't have AP on this team.

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At least we're not...oh, well FUCK.

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At least I'm not AP.




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mmmph, argle, wheee. ap

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That's brutal, Bushy.
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:snort


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Hey, I'll give Dins props for the 1st original and funny anti-AP thing in almost a year or however long. The nutsack remoras have been grateful to him. Right Bushice?
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JFC, MB.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:JFC, MB.
Nice work, RumpleLagos. Or is it IrieForeskin?

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Fill me in, Smackie. I'm foreign to your inner circle of diatribe.
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Are you asking Smackie about his labia?

Tell me more.

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Zumindest bin ich nicht AP.


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RumpleForeskin wrote:Fill me in, Smackie.
Sorry, but that's not how I roll. Neither a pitcher nor a catcher be I.
PSUFAN wrote:Are you asking Smackie about his labia?

Tell me more.

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Hello? You really think Kid Nutsonchinville is interested in female genitalia?

This gender bending smack is really wearing thin.
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What does your beard think, Smackie?
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PSUFAN wrote:What does your beard think, Smackie?
Beard? WTF are you talking about PUSFUCKHEAD?
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