Name my Band

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The Little Rubber Band
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I'm pretty sure I've never seen a personal ad geared towards buttfuckers. Why are you keeping up on the current affairs of the "alternative lifestyle"?
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cause it's a funny read.
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We have done a few exercises like this in our house for our kid's hypothetical band, and it has nothing to do with any kind of music but this name always comes up because it makes us laugh...

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Cotton skids.
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The Oneders.
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Joe Banana and his Band of Appeal


Here’s some that are already taken:

http://www.indieville.com/funnybandnames.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



There’s a ton of actual band names here, some funny some not so much so:

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... yband.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That’s where I found these:

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Highly Refined Pirates
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Shit Zeppelin
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Random Youtube Links to strangers I've never met because I want to be in a band but dont' know a F# from a G. :lol:
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Amish Rake Fighters
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RUSH
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The Poslusznys
The Mike Backer Experience
Uncle Shabaz and the Flying Doobies
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Ron Mexico and the Kennel Boys
Mark Chmura and the Prom Dates
The Davenport Laundry Baskets
Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)
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DC Smackmaster wrote:Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)
RACK IT! EKLHART'S FINEST
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Mike Backer Experience
Lots of band subtitles for that one.

unsafe airport sex
cuban cigar salad
shower curtain asswipe
sorrygottagoNOW
Mark Cuban tastes like ass cigarettes
hot pocket mouth rocket


so many more, so little time....
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Done
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Begging for Responses to this Thread Band.

That one may be taken, though..............
What were we just talking about?
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Begging for Attention.
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As for band names, go with:

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socal wrote:Peedro
55/10
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Now we're fucking talking.

You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.
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PSUFAN wrote:
socal wrote:Peedro
55/10
Wejameconoclastic
Now we're fucking talking.

You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.
I finally got a chance to watch "We Jam Econo". Gotta say that though their story was interesting, most of their early music was damn near unlistenable to the point where I recalled the great John Bartles line about alternative bands.
John Bartles wrote:Alternative? Alternative to what?
As they evolved, you could start to see the genesis of something more musically aware. Things like melody and chord changes. And then their singer/guitarist died.

It's too bad. They might have been huge had they just had more time to grow.
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Update?
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The band was named Quivering Mustard Tufts.

Not really.
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Since Stryper has been taken.....


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