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Jsc810 wrote:Not who you want to be President, but who do you think will win?

My prediction: McCain.
He'd be better off in a loony bin where there's less potential for him to harm himself and/or the rest of the country.
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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:Obama
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Well who's your pick to win it all?
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For the record, I called it almost two years ago...

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For the record... nobody remembers or check this... CARES what you've said 2 days ago.
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Yeah, that'll happen.

I think the People have had enough of liars.

And Mormons, BY DEFINITION, are liars.


No southern candidate will ever be elected without denouncing the Confederacy. Likewise, no Mormon will be elected unless they denounce the religious organization that waged war on the United States multiple times.
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:Obama
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Well who's your pick to win it all?
Monty Brewster of course.

Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman.

Give Obama maybe, maybe 4 more years, some skin lightening cream, lip reduction and enrollment in this program:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ ... dFINAL.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and he MIGHT convince a few more non dazzling urbanites that he will be a good choice for prez.
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Invictus wrote:Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman.
Actually it could be ready for either or both. But Condi isn't running.

Unless it's Romney/Rice '08...
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mvscal wrote:
Invictus wrote:Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman.

Give Obama maybe, maybe 4 more years, some skin lightening cream, lip reduction and enrollment in this program:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ ... dFINAL.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and he MIGHT convince a few more non dazzling urbanites that he will be a good choice for prez.
I doubt it. Get ready, though. It's time for Mastuh Clinton to whip that uppity porch monkey back to the plantation.
I just love the look on colored people's faces when they see their beloved Billary slinging the race card like "gasp" the GOP!Then they realize that the Clintons used them for eight years.

mvs, you ever see Mandingo? I can picture Billary as the white slavemaster putting Barack into that big, boiling tub of water with a pitchfork in his mulatto colored chest.
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Dinsdale wrote:Yeah, that'll happen.

I think the People have had enough of liars.

And Mormons, BY DEFINITION, are liars.


No southern candidate will ever be elected without denouncing the Confederacy. Likewise, no Mormon will be elected unless they denounce the religious organization that waged war on the United States multiple times.

Props. Just when you think there is nobody around who could make Nick Frisco look smart and sane by comparison...
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Invictus wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Invictus wrote:Rack mvspic. This nation is as ready for a black president as it is for a woman.

Give Obama maybe, maybe 4 more years, some skin lightening cream, lip reduction and enrollment in this program:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ ... dFINAL.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and he MIGHT convince a few more non dazzling urbanites that he will be a good choice for prez.
I doubt it. Get ready, though. It's time for Mastuh Clinton to whip that uppity porch monkey back to the plantation.
I just love the look on colored people's faces when they see their beloved Billary slinging the race card like "gasp" the GOP!Then they realize that the Clintons used them for eight years.

mvs, you ever see Mandingo? I can picture Billary as the white slavemaster putting Barack into that big, boiling tub of water with a pitchfork in his mulatto colored chest.
Hey, the Dems still love black people. Just like a rancher loves his cattle.
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Hillary. Nah.
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Mace wrote: If Hillary wins the nomination, it'll be McCain in the Oval Office. Obama vs McCain.....it's Obama.

I think it's going to be Obama.
Got's it all figured out, does you? You Ioway fucks sure are impressed with yourselves, ain't ya'?

I'd say we've got a real horse race on both sides right now. Super Tuesday will tell the tale.

So riddle me this. If your scenario comes to pass, who are the running mates?

I'll go out on an ice covered limb right now and say that McCain will choose Huckabee.

As for Oblama or Shillary, I haven't the foggiest.
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Invictus wrote:Barack
Dude's got my vote.

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War Wagon wrote:
Mace wrote: If Hillary wins the nomination, it'll be McCain in the Oval Office. Obama vs McCain.....it's Obama.

I think it's going to be Obama.
Got's it all figured out, does you? You Ioway fucks sure are impressed with yourselves, ain't ya'?

I'd say we've got a real horse race on both sides right now. Super Tuesday will tell the tale.

So riddle me this. If your scenario comes to pass, who are the running mates?

I'll go out on an ice covered limb right now and say that McCain will choose Huckabee.

As for Oblama or Shillary, I haven't the foggiest.
My guesses, in order of likelihood:

1. John Edwards: If he stays in the race, he has potential to play kingmaker. That tells me the VP slot is his if he wants it. Although he probably wouldn't deliver his home state in a general election, he would at least force the Republicans to stay honest in North Carolina.

2. James Webb: Freshman senator and former SecNav (under Reagan, no less), so he adds some defense gravitas to the ticket. Has a better chance at delivering his home state (Virginia) than Edwards does, although it's not a given.

3. Bill Richardson: Has a great resume, and would deliver a swing state (New Mexico) to the Democratic side. He has a better chance if Hillary is the nominee, though -- an Obama/Richardson ticket may be a bit too ethnic.

4. Wes Clark -- Like Webb, he would add some defense gravitas to the ticket. He has a better chance if Obama is the nominee, though -- he has been part of the Clintons' inner circle, and a Clinton/Clark ticket may look a bit too insular.

I tend to agree with Mace's assessment, btw. If I had to restrict my guess to one, it would be Obama.
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No matter who is elected, certain items need to be addressed.

Sure, our foreign policy is important but there are more pressing problems at hand. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.

We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights while also promoting equal rights for women.

By the way, who's this fucking ugly bitch running for office? I want to stab her to death and play around with her blood.
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Toddowen wrote: I don't know a single black person that isn't hawking Obama as the meteoric answer to this country's problems.
Well, duh. What the fuck else would you expect, Todd?

I know a few white persons who think we could do worse than Obama. Much worse, as in Hillary.

If it came down to it, I'd change party affiliation and pound a Barack sign in my front yard to keep that bitch from wiping her cock on the White House drapes again.
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The Big Pickle wrote: There is NO FUKKEN WAY IN HELL that White America allows a subhuman to be President.
Obama isn't some ghetto gang banger, dawg. Get a clue. You're making yourself out to be the one who's subhuman.

Is that your goal?
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nah. term limits, dude.
No, it's a Constitutional amendment. And unfortunatly it doesn't apply to First Husband.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
mvscal wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:She isn't even qualified to sukkk my dikk.
Of course not. She has tits and pussy.
That's highly questionable.


And quit stalking me, bitch!!! :evil: :evil:

Careful mvscal, you might drive the little gherkin to some kind of overt self-destructive act.

On second thought...carry on.
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The Big Pickle wrote:John "Homohair" Edwards is dropping out of the Presidental race on Wednesday. That means practically all of his voting support (White People) will be heading over to Hitlery.
Link?

I'd say that I'm a bit more qualified than you to say where the Edwards supporters are heading, being that I'm one of them. And while I can't speak for everyone, I'm very firmly in the Obama camp right now.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Another Tard. Been there, done that a million times.
No shit, huh?
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http://www.votechooser.com/

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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:John "Homohair" Edwards is dropping out of the Presidental race on Wednesday. That means practically all of his voting support (White People) will be heading over to Hitlery.
Link?

I'd say that I'm a bit more qualified than you to say where the Edwards supporters are heading, being that I'm one of them. And while I can't speak for everyone, I'm very firmly in the Obama camp right now.
Same here. I'm a white Edwards supporter who's throwing in with Obama. It boggles the mind to think of an Edwards supporter throwing in with Hillary in the primary.
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mvscal wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:She isn't even qualified to sukkk my dikk.
Of course not. She has tits and pussy.
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Bobby42 wrote:http://www.votechooser.com/

See your choice of candidate with your take on the issues.
Holy shite! Last one of these I did said Giuliani was my guy, but this one says Obama. I'm not completely surprised, since if he wins the Dem Primary, I'd vote for him over that POS McCain any day. Besides, the VietCong probably programmed him to be their manchurian candidate anyway. They had to do something to pass the time...
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OCmike wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:http://www.votechooser.com/

See your choice of candidate with your take on the issues.
Holy shite! Last one of these I did said Giuliani was my guy, but this one says Obama. I'm not completely surprised, since if he wins the Dem Primary, I'd vote for him over that POS McCain any day.
I might actually be tempted to do the same. If that's the choice, you may as well go for the real Dem instead of the poser. Depending on who the Veep is, of course. McRINO is old as fuck, we could always pray for a stroke.
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That praying for stuff just doesn't work. I've been praying for Cheney's heart attack for seven long years and where has it gotten me?
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I think your prayers actually were answered years ago, Mikey. Cheney's people fooled you with sleight of hand...and a daily stint in the microwave.
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Mikey wrote:That praying for stuff just doesn't work. I've been praying for Cheney's heart attack for seven long years and where has it gotten me?

It's different if you're a Satan worshiper... I mean Democrat.
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Mikey wrote:That praying for stuff just doesn't work.
No shit, asshole.

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That praying for stuff just doesn't work. I've been praying for Cheney's heart attack for seven long years and where has it gotten me?


Nice !
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Wolfman wrote:That praying for stuff just doesn't work. I've been praying for Cheney's heart attack for seven long years and where has it gotten me?


Nice !
yeah, just like how you've been praying every day for the clintons to die? you rotting fucking cunt.
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Bobby42 wrote:http://www.votechooser.com/

See your choice of candidate with your take on the issues.
1. Ron Paul 6 4
2. Hillary Clinton 5 5
2. Barack Obama 5 5

I figured i would get Ron Paul considering he is an ex-libertarian. Fuck the others. The No Child Left Behind Act? How do you think this is good McCain? Atleast the other pussies say it needs reform.
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