YOUR 2007 BOARD BITCH

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:08 pm

In what has proven to be one of the stranger college football seasons in recent memory, new precedence has been set here at BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

Yes, the rumors are true. With a month still left in the college football season, it's been determined by the competition committee that the 2007 Board Bitch Series (BBS) has been been locked up. RadioFan, our BBS Guru, has indicated that it is now mathematically-impossible for the results to change. The human and computer polls have ensured this. Therefore,

PLEASE JOIN ME IN TELLING SOCALTRJN TO FUCK OFF AS THE T1B 2007 BOARD BITCH

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:10 pm

Wow...almost UF v tOSU like in the blitz to win this title...

RACK So Cal Trojan...is he a US American?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:15 pm

RACK the trophy

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:19 pm

Holy fuck. That trophy is the god damned funniest thing I have seen on this site, possibly ever.

Huge racks.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:21 pm

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:29 pm

RACK the fuck out of that trophy!!!

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:38 pm

ARCHIVE...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:47 pm

Rack the trophy.

Unrack prematurely ejaculating computer polls.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:57 pm

Did at least T REX get the invite to New York? Gotta keep the suspense level up.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:02 pm

One beef I have with the trophy is this.

Just because mtool was the Greatest Board Bitch of all time (ala Reggie Bush being the greatest CFB of all time. sup ESPN?), does not mean the trophy is named after him. They didn't rename the Heisman the Bush Award. That title still goes to Babs. mChimes is just the all time greatest.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:14 pm

Rack!

brad has fedexed a jock strap cocktail for Schmick to quaff in celebration. Schmick, please dirtbike your way to your P.O. Box ASAP.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:32 pm

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:35 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:One beef I have with the trophy is this.

Just because mtool was the Greatest Board Bitch of all time (ala Reggie Bush being the greatest CFB of all time. sup ESPN?), does not mean the trophy is named after him. They didn't rename the Heisman the Bush Award. That title still goes to Babs. mChimes is just the all time greatest.

If I wanted your input I would have asked for it.

If you don't like the trophy then take some initiative and come up with your own. Otherwise, take your angry, bitter 'tough guy' persona to another thread.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:15 pm

Jimmah, dishing out trophies and Tampax.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:20 pm

Killian wrote:Holy fuck. That trophy is the god damned funniest thing I have seen on this site, possibly ever.

Word.

Add another RACK on the pile. Out-Fucking-Standing.

Btw, the crowning has been completed with toejam's title change and forum description honor ... err, disgrace.

Shine · Post by **Shine** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:42 pm

See this is why college football smack boards are so flawed. Socaltrjn wins the title because of what polls say. Sure he was ranked #1 but if there were a tard-off maybe he'd be upset. I mean one of the 1-solid take bitches could have had an on day once and were really the bigger bitch overall. But without being able to prove it ON the net in a tard-off we'll never know.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:44 pm

rack shine..

and rack this thread.

ar-kive!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:52 pm

This really hurts.

Rack the medtrophy

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:55 pm

Rack it!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:46 pm

Where oh WHERE'S our boy Schmickticktiitity at?

SPEECH!

SPEECH!

Wow. On one hand I'm a little disappointed, because we had a couple months of hype and Board Bitch observances left. On the other, I think, why delay the inevitable? This is a truly epic moment in Big Time Power College Football history. Once m2ool dropped off the map, I think a lot of people were expecting Trixie to bring home the hardware this year. And although he put up a valiant effort with his incessant "Bode! I'm in your dome!" references, it still wasn't enough to trump some of these gems from our boy Toejam:

I still maintain that had USC knocked Dixon out the of the game, they would have had a better chance to win

So I teach the kids to slide spikes up, as long as they win, they have fun.

I generally dont like people not from where I am from

I feel that places that normally consider themselves to be"great fans" are normally great fans because those places are normally poor at producing great players...

Perhaps you guys should watch more MLB games, the winning team congratulates each other, they dont say good game to the other team, its not Tee Ball

Oh, that's right. It's PONY ball. That's serious business.

One thing that I did tell the other parents tonight after the meeting is that we are going to run the score up if we can this next game.

The main reason we hadnt been doing it is because these kids parents have schedules and it seems like the extra 10 minutes to exchange pleasentries with the opposition hasnt seemed to have been a priority

Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg. It would take a sleep-less fortnight, and a staff of professional researchers to list 'em all.

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:16 pm

That's fucking funny.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:58 am

RACk the Trophy.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:45 am

RACK!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:12 am

Not to defend a clearly fucked up and delusional dweeb, but this inane topic contains about seven assorted "Racks" and "Wows" from posters who couldn't avoid painting themselves into a corner in a circular room even if they ran out of paint.

Better him than you, eh?

Take a look in the mirror, dipshits.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:23 am

You act as if you are any better. Your next good take will be your first.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:32 am

War Wagon wrote:Take a look in the mirror, dipshits.

Whitey, I know it's disappointing to you, but the voting is closed.

Better luck next time, and think of it this way: You've got a whole other year to work on being even more of a humorless, want-to-be-piledon dumbfuck.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:36 am

What's disappointing is that you twats are so immature.

Grow a pair, and grow up.

Freaking children masquerading as adults. Did you score some Halloween candy tonite?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:15 am

Well, I suppose if there's no opportunity to be highbrow in real life, might as well live it out vicariously on a message board.

Why you'd choose to parade-on with your self-importance on a board created for smack and insult, though, I have no idea.

But I must admit -- the very idea that a guy who's undoubtedly logged hours and hours of time insulting strangers on a message board has actually worked up the gall to call a host of others "immature" -- well, that's pretty much the height of comedy.

War Wagon the Comedian - never by intention, though.

Lastly...if you can't be immature at THIS place, where the fukk CAN you be?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:35 am

I disagree that this board, or any board, was created just for smack and insult. That'd be a self-defeating, self fulfulling prophecy doomed to fail.

The smack and insult part is just on the surface. Pure fluff. The under current is what's telling.

Most just want to prop their own team, isn't that what it comes down to?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:38 am

I just spit halloween candy all over my screen...Damn Jimmy, that's fucking hysterical.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:03 am

War Wagon wrote:What's disappointing is that you twats are so immature.

Somebody wants their name engraved on that trophy 2008.....

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:12 am

man oh man I still never make any lists

congrsts on you hard earned victory this season SoCal.....
hope you find a prominant place to put the prize...and the bonus windchimes that come along as well

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:04 pm

Rack the trophy. And rack Whiny Wagon for his “maturity”, some of which apparently had to be deleted in the NFL forum.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:23 pm

What's taking Schmick so long. Get the fuck in here and accept the award. You put in all the hard work, now you get to enjoy the spoils.

Speech!!

Speech!!

Speeeeeech!!!!

BlindRef · Post by **BlindRef** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:12 pm

War Wagon wrote:What's disappointing is that you twats are so immature.

Grow a pair, and grow up.

Freaking children masquerading as adults. Did you score some Halloween candy tonite?

Oh man, really?

Did you really come here for maturity and deep conversation? I mean when I see user names like "screwmichigan" or "RumpleForskin" or "See You Next Wednesday" I think of brilliance and intellectual conversation.

Frank Beamer's growth · Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:14 pm

Rack the trophy.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:49 pm

This is turning out to be a keeper.

Damn, Whitey...did another millipede crawl up your vadge last night or what?

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:18 pm

War Wagon wrote:What's disappointing is that you twats are so immature.

Grow a pair, and grow up.

Freaking children masquerading as adults. Did you score some Halloween candy tonite?

Immature twats?
Grow a pair?
Grow up?
Freaking children...?

What the hell Dad? Did you have a rough halloween? Somebody take your pupkin and throw it in the street?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:26 pm

BlindRef wrote:I mean when I see user names like "screwmichigan" or "RumpleForskin" or "See You Next Wednesday" I think of brilliance and intellectual conversation.

Good point. You have to wonder what some people were thinking when they chose their usernames.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:38 am

PSUFAN wrote:This is turning out to be a keeper.

Damn, Whitey...did another millipede crawl up your vadge last night or what?

It was a centipede, and I blame Kansas for the undue stress.

Word: Never ever live in one state and let your spouse work in another. There are no words to describe how badly I hate Kansas.