Fox needs to lose it's baseball contract.

[Dinsdale]

Bace, you by chance didn't pass the bar in california did you?

I hear Barry Bonds might be in need of a lawyer...you'd be perfect.

[Bizzarofelice]

~nothing~

Why did I expect anything from you?

[JCT]

Jason Giambi is outhitting the overwhelming majority of AL players...where was he?

Don't know. His swing is pretty again.

You can thank:

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So we've got a born-and-raised, proud to be U&Ler who aligns himself with the FUGGIN' Yankee collective?

If that's not the definition of "Fuckin' Ponderous" I don't know what is.

[Dinsdale]

You're about 5 years behind, Magoo.

See, when I was a kid, there was no U&L baseball team.

When I was a little kid, it was a big deal catching Monday Night Baseball on the old black-and-white.

And Monday Night Baseball usually featured one of three teams -- the Dodgers, the Red Sox, or the Yankees.


Considering my choices, is it not abundantly clear how I came to be Yankeefan?

And no amount of shoving the Mariners down my throat will change that.


A good percentage of my buddies are Yankeefans, as well.

[orcinus]

Dins had the LP back in the day.

[Dinsdale]

LP...B&W...I'm the complete package.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What the fuck's wrong with the Bay Area teams? The Bash brothers did nothing for you (pre roid knowledge era)?

[Dinsdale]

The Bash brothers did nothing for you (pre roid knowledge era)?

WTF are you talking about?

What part of "black and white television" and "no team in the U&L" did you not catch?

The A's were fairly dominant in that era, but the Bash Brothers were not too far-removed from diapers at the time.

And they weren't on my TV that much.


On the other hand, when I was a kid, the weekly NFL game was usually the Raiders or 49ers. As a youn'un, they were my respective favorites in their respective conferences...until Al pulled the bullshit Los Angeles extortion thing, then I said "screw the AFC...fucking losers." And before you make "gravytrainer" accusations, bear in mind that Joe Montana didn't play there, and the Niners featured a crippled OJ Simpson at the time.

NBA team....now THAT we had. Still do(arguably).

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The Bash brothers did nothing for you (pre roid knowledge era)?

WTF are you talking about?

What part of "black and white television" and "no team in the U&L" did you not catch?

I'm suggesting you could've switched to that bandwagon.

Generally, I think that's ok as long as you stay on it...especially if it means switching from the Yankees.

I've rooted for Oakland since I was 9. I rarely watched them on TV at that age. My love for the team stemmed from my card collecting obsession and keeping up on the standings in the paper.

[Raydah James]

What the fuck's wrong with the Bay Area teams?

My thought exactly.........



Then again, the A's/Giants dont have 20+ championships, so the reasoning for the choice is obvious.




Fuck you, Dins-keep choking on that fucking Angel cock while we beat your faggot asses when it matters most. Bitch.

[JCT]

I've rooted for Oakland since I was 9. .

That was what, 1990?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh, I get it! Because I'm young, right?

Epic.

[Dinsdale]

Fuck you, Dins-keep choking on that fucking Angel cock

Dude you came along just in time --

Help me with some math?



Which number is greater -- 26 or 1?


And Magoo, forgive me. I didn't realize how much cooler it was to jump on the Bash Brithers bandwagon from across the country, than it was to jump on the Reggie Jackson Dave Winfield bandwagon from across the country.



Do you post this stupid shit on purpose, or are you genuinely stupid?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I didn't realize the Bay Area was so much further "across the country" from the U&L.

And to answer your question, it's generally considered "uncool" to root for the Yankees outside of NY.

I don't make the rules.

[JCT]

And to answer your question, it's generally considered "uncool" to root for the Yankees outside of NY.

.

So because I no longer live in NY I can't be a Yankee fan anymore? Let me guess you now own a White Sox hat, right?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Quit gnawing at my ankles. I wasn't speaking to you.

[JCT]

That's what I thought. You're calling out someone because they're a fan of a team across country from them, yet you live in Michigan and are an A's fan? Nice fucking logic. Ponderous.

[Raydah James]

Fuck you, Dins-keep choking on that fucking Angel cock

Dude you came along just in time --

Help me with some math?



Which number is greater -- 26 or 1?

My math answer says 2 out of the last 2 times........


The question is:


How many times the Angels have assblasted the Yankees right out of the postseason this decade.


Just be thankful your shit team hasnt run into our fucking buzzsaw this entire century, or it'd be 5 of 5 as of right now.

Maybe "perrenial ho" wasn't quite the phrase you were looking for

You're right.

Caged, cuffed gimps that we occasionally take out to fuck and beat is what I meant.


Bow down to your Angel masters, bitch.

[Dinsdale]

I didn't realize the Bay Area was so much further "across the country" from the U&L.

Quick question -- are you retarded?

YOU -- root for the A's. You live in Michigan(although I have no idea where you lived in 1990, nor do I care).

I -- root for the Yanks. I live in Oregon.

Michigan = Long way from Oakland

Oregon = Long way from NY


So, I guess my next question would be -- would you care to take the marbles out of your mouth and make some sense?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

across country from them

It's entirely about it being The Yankees. The Mets, Phillies, Cards, Red Sox...pretty much a free pass. But it's sooooooooo easy to jump on the Yankee wagon.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, I get it! Because I'm young, right?

No, I think it stemmed not from your age, but from your douchetude.

[Raydah James]

across country from them

It's entirely about it being The Yankees. The Mets, Phillies, Cards, Red Sox...pretty much a free pass. But it's sooooooooo easy to jump on the Yankee wagon.

Of course it is.


Especially when your area "has no team".


Basically, its a free fucking pass to bandwagon the team with the most championships or dominance as of late (see "patriot fans" across the U.S.)

Nevermind that the fucking Giants and A's are modestly close in distance to Dins (Nocal).

[Dinsdale]

But it's sooooooooo easy to jump on the Yankee wagon.

Really?

Well then, maybe you could share your thoughts on the climate that might have led to this...in 1974?



RJ -- I'll hold my breath waiting for the Angels to put a beating on the Yanks this postseason.

Then again, maybe your squad should focus on getting over that .500 hump, before they continue obsessing over the Yanks.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

douchetude.

I'm not the one who roots for the Yankees with no afiliation to NY.

And yes, any other team, it's different.

Again, I don't make the rules.

[Dinsdale]

Basically, its a free fucking pass to bandwagon the team with the most championships or dominance as of late (see "patriot fans" across the U.S.)

Nevermind that the fucking Giants and A's are modestly close in distance to Dins (Nocal).

Serious question for both Magoo and Mangoo --

Can you read?

Seriously.



No "bandwagoning" involved.

What part of "Yankeefan since circa 1974" did you not catch? A 30 year rooting interest is "bandwagoning" in your world?

And RJ, PUHLEASE tell me a guy from San Diego who bases his screenname on the Raiders isn't cracking on me for not glomming on to the nearest team?

What an indefensible, Ciceresque bit of retardation you just posted.


If I'm a "bandwagoner," I still live and die Ninerball....why?


I still go to Trailblazer games...why?


See, here's how this messageboard thing works....I'M supposed to make you look stupid...you're stepping to my gig...back off.

[Raydah James]

RJ -- I'll hold my breath waiting for the Angels to put a beating on the Yanks this postseason.

Dont bother-Wouldnt want you to keel over waiting for your club to make it next season.

Then again, maybe your squad should focus on getting over that .500 hump, before they continue obsessing over the Yanks.

Are you really stupid enough to think the Angels wont take the West from that fading A's team now that our squad is getting healthy?




2.0 games back after smashing the A's before all star break. Meanwhile, the Sux are running away with your division-and there's no wild card to save you.





As for the Yanks, we could give a fuck less. We own you-period. Every now and then you need to pull your bitches hair, bend her over the couch, and slap her ass while your pounding her just to let her know who her master is.

Thats the only reason why Angelfan decided to pull you out of the cage today.



See you when we're sending you packing next season..........again

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Stranger 1 comes up to me and asks, "So, who do you root for"?

I say, "The A's" and they say, "Oh, that's interesting. How come"?

Stranger 2 comes up to me and asks, "So, who do you root for?"

I say, "The Yankees" and they say, "Ahh. Gotcha. Of course".

You see, if you want to act like your kind is perceived as anything other than a giant douche from the rest of the baseball community, fine, have it your way. I'm sure you're secure in your admitted douchebagedness, but just know that when you choose to stoop to such a level, you are choosing to deal with the rejection and backlash that comes with it.

[Dinsdale]

Are you really stupid enough to think the Angels wont take the West from that fading A's team now that our squad is getting healthy?

By "our squad," you mean the Padres, right?

Since you're not a "bandwagoner," or anything.


The Yankees are the Angels' bitch in much the same way that Michael Jordan is Craig Ehlo's bitch, or Rayduh James is Cicero's bitch.

[Raydah James]

And RJ, PUHLEASE tell me a guy from San Diego who bases his screenname on the Raiders isn't cracking on me for not glomming on to the nearest team?

Wrong.


I was born and bred in L.A; and moved out here about 3 1/2 years ago.


Father had season tix to the Raiders throughout my childhood and teens (Of course, I went) and my mother was a Die hard Angel fan who took me to my first baseball game as a child (Father was a Dodger fan but baseball was always secondary to him)



Check yourself, bitch.

If I'm a "bandwagoner," I still live and die Ninerball....why?

Because they've got 5 championships-not to mention the legacy of joe cool, rice, young, craig, ect?


Why not the fucking Seahawks? Largent and Krieg didnt win enough for you?


Fuck off, bandwagon slit.

I still go to Trailblazer games...why?

Because you're obviously lagging-your laker jersey is now in the fucking mail.

[Dinsdale]

If I'm a "bandwagoner," I still live and die Ninerball....why?

Because they've got 5 championships-not to mention the legacy of joe cool, rice, young, craig, ect?


Why not the fucking Seahawks? Largent and Krieg didnt win enough for you?

So...that's a "no" on the "reading ability" thing?


When the Niners became "my team," they had ZERO Superbowls.


And I'll help you out with a little football history -- about the time I chose "my team," was about a year before Seattle had a team.

Light coming on yet?

And really -- if you think for one fucking second that a native Portlander(all 50 of us) would EVER root for ANYTHING related to Seattle sports...well, you're so fucking ignorant to the U&L dynamic, you're beyond hope.


I'm sorry you're not familiar enough with NFL history to realize that OJ Simpson was done playing before Dave Kreig ever joined the Seahawks...but don't take your frustrations with your lack of knowledge out on me, OK?

Here's a partial list of my football rooting interests, in order --

Disease
Famine
World War
Having my eyes gouged out by a Cicero lookalike
Seahawks
Intergalactic takeover by homosexual aliens for the purpose of making all male humans sex slaves
Reading another "take" from Magoo
Huskies




Seahawks...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[BSmack]

LP...B&W...I'm the complete package.

Yea, but I was rollin with the 8 Track.

[Raydah James]

If I'm a "bandwagoner," I still live and die Ninerball....why?

Because they've got 5 championships-not to mention the legacy of joe cool, rice, young, craig, ect?


Why not the fucking Seahawks? Largent and Krieg didnt win enough for you?

When the Niners became "my team," they had ZERO Superbowls.

I laughed. Hard.

And I'll help you out with a little football history -- about the time I chose "my team," was about a year before Seattle had a team.

How Convenient.

The seahawks are 30 fucking years old-what are you, 102 or some shit?



I know, I know, im waaaaaay out of line here for asking why you'd root for a team close to you.

My bad.


Fucking tard.

And really -- if you think for one fucking second that a native Portlander(all 50 of us) would EVER root for ANYTHING related to Seattle sports...well, you're so fucking ignorant to the U&L dynamic, you're beyond hope.

I understand.

No really.

I mean, The only thing more fucking rediculous than an Oregonian tard rooting for a Seattle team would be said tard rooting for a team from the state Oregonians loathe the absolute most: California.



Dumbfuck.





But hey, what the fuck do I know about Oregonians hating C*lif*rn*a more than just about anything-I've only got alot of family who reside in Portland-and have so for 40+ years.

[Dinsdale]

Another question -- if we do this long enough, will you eventually stop with the stupid?

When the Niners became "my team," they had ZERO Superbowls.

I laughed. Hard.


What part of "I used to watch OJ Simpson gimp along for the Niners" didn't you catch?

And I'll help you out with a little football history -- about the time I chose "my team," was about a year before Seattle had a team.

How Convenient.

The seahawks are 30 fucking years old-what are you, 102 or some shit?

39. Old enough to be playing regular pickup games of football before the Chickens even came along.

Light coming on yet?

I know, I know, im waaaaaay out of line here for asking why you'd root for a team close to you.

My bad.

Yup, "your bad" alright.


Maybe if I type this again, it will sink in...

The Niners were in a virtual tie for being closest to me at the time I chose my teams.

Figuring it out yet(even though I alreadsy explained this)?

I mean, The only thing more fucking rediculous than an Oregonian tard rooting for a Seattle team would be said tard rooting for a team from the state Oregonians loathe the absolute most: California.

You might think you have some idea what you're talking about, but you don't.


You're a misinformed dumbass. Here's why:

A) Until the california invasion began in the mid 80's, Oregonians didn't loathe californians.

B) Webfoots still don't "loathe california" -- actually, they tend to appreciate it a great deal...it the californians we loathe...dumbass.

But hey, what the fuck do I know about Oregonians hating C*lif*rn*a more than just about anything-I've only got alot of family who reside in Portland-and have so for 40+ years.

Oh, well then...I guess that qualifies you to tell me all about Portland and its sports climate, then.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, and as an aside -- it's generally a good idea to not use the words "rediculous" and "alot" in any post in which you're planning on calling somebody a "dumbfuck"....right, Magoo?

[Raydah James]

I really like the part where you attempt yet another horrible spin as to why you're not a bandwagoning slit of the highest order-and then watch you wrap it up by getting your usual Teen Magazine hot flash-moist vagina about the U & L and its shit climate.




Bottom line is this: You're a cockhuffing bandwagon cunt with no crediblility whatsoever. End of discussion.



Oh, and fuck the U & L-You soaked dumbfucks are widely regarded as complete pussies-and for good reason: You are.

[Dinsdale]

You make "bandwagoning" accusation.

You don't provide one bit of evidence, be it factual or anecdotal, to support your claims.

The reason you fail to provide this evidence, is because it doesn't exist.

I've held the same rooting interests for my 5.5 years on these boards(and I can provide PLENTY of witnesses). I held those same rooting interests for ~25 years before that.


But, let's just take a look at what has gone down in this thread...

Rayduh James has questioned my rooting interests, and accused me of "bandwagoning"...

Only after Magoo did.




HELLO?

I guess that "end of discussion" declaration should have probably come a few posts sooner, eh?

[Raydah James]

What, no falopian tubes quivering with glee about the weak ass U & L from Dins?!?!



Color me shocked.

You make "bandwagoning" accusation.

You don't provide one bit of evidence, be it factual or anecdotal, to support your claims.

No, you did that for me when you played the "No team in my area" (which is bullshit-see A's, Giants, Seahawks) card as your reason for picking the winningest team in baseball and football.


So let me get this straight-the 49ers are A-OK to pick, but the fucking Giants and A's arent?


Fuck you, bandwagon tard.

I've held the same rooting interests for my 5.5 years on these boards

OMG!! For a WHOLE 5.5 years!!

How can one not bow down to that type of utter loyalty!



Real diehard shit there, Dins.

But, let's just take a look at what has gone down in this thread...

Rayduh James has questioned my rooting interests, and accused me of "bandwagoning"...

Only after Magoo did.

Yes, Mgo should be the only one allowed to smack you. I forgot the rules.


Would you like a tampon for your gushing, spotting mangina?


When it comes to sports, my scroll wheel gets proper use with you, because you offer next to nothing in that fucking arena. Period.


But seeing the Yankees/9ers/Blazers/Lakers/Carolina Hurricanes combined with the reasons you gave for banging them is pathetically hilarious.....at best.




Why root for someone close to you with NO championships, when you can root for the all time winners in each sport (Like I said, your lakers/celtics if they good again jersey is on the way)

I guess that "end of discussion" declaration should have probably come a few posts sooner, eh?

For you, it definitely should have.


You can mash that submit button with your long winded posts of useless horseshit all. day. long.......but it still won't change the fact that you're a Frontrunning fuckhole of a cunt.

[Dinsdale]

you played the "No team in my area" (which is bullshit-see A's, Giants, Seahawks) card as your reason for picking the winningest team in baseball and football.

Still having trouble with that "reading" thing, I see.

Remind me again what the Seahawk's record was in 1975?
Think hard, now...

When I pledged my allegiance to the Niners(and wore my first Niner gear) the Niners were THE WORST team in the NFL...had been for a few years.

So let me get this straight-the 49ers are A-OK to pick, but the fucking Giants and A's arent?

The A's are probably my second favorite team, and I always root for them over everyone but the Yanks. But, there's big big difference between #1 interest and #2.

And since you asked...No, the Giants aren't. Fuck the NL.

I've held the same rooting interests for my 5.5 years on these boards

OMG!! For a WHOLE 5.5 years!!

How can one not bow down to that type of utter loyalty!

Backed into a corner and playing the out-of-context-card?

Color me shocked.



Really convenient of you to leave off the "ON THESE BOARDS" part, and ignore the "30 years" part.

That's what the Sissyroos and other beaten souls of the world do, after all.

Yes, Mgo should be the only one allowed to smack you. I forgot the rules.

Apparently forgot the rules about not being a bandwagoner in a thread where you decry...bandwagoners.

When it comes to sports, my scroll wheel gets proper use with you, because you offer next to nothing in that fucking arena. Period.

Yeah, what he said.

Sin,
RJ making it to Page 2 responding to me, complete with C&P quotes

Why root for someone close to you with NO championships, when you can root for the all time winners in each sport (Like I said, your lakers/celtics if they good again jersey is on the way)

PSSST! It wasn't clever or funny the first time.



But I suppose I should probably give a little creedence to what you've posted -- after all, who better to discuss bandwagoning with than someone who roots for a team that has boasted no less than three different locations in my lifetime...while never actually changing locations, merely changing some letters to try and bandwagon whichever set of gravytraining tools is willing to jump on their bandwagon next.

James, you don't per chance have an OG hair-scrunchy with an Angels logo on it, do you?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So Dins, how pissed were you when Brazil fell short?

I know, I know...you started rooting for them before soccer was even invented.