The Daily Crazy Mofo

[mvscal]

Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740

Is he OK?

[Mikey]

Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740

Is he OK?

Last report was he was in critical condition.

[FiatLux]

Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740

Found out he could only afford 2 dolls and not 30 and it would cost a bit more.

[Roach]

Minus 2 for the landing.

[FiatLux]

Minus 2 for the landing.

How many points for this landing on the Utah curve?


https://kutv.com/news/local/identities- ... nyon-cliff


Maybe a sliding scale?

[Roach]

Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication.

[FiatLux]

Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication.

I laughed.


I'm going to give the cat a California 10. Even for a cat 400 ft is pretty outstanding.

https://kutv.com/news/local/cat-survive ... yon-hikers

[Mikey]

Nannen and Crane were last known to have lived in Florida, but the sheriff's office said they spent a significant amount of time in Arizona. It appeared they were living out of a U-Haul prior to their deaths.

Mirage is prolly going “Man, it was iffy but I’m finally free from those fukkin’ losers.”

[bungle clone]

[mvscal]

Dude does a triple gainer with a half twist out of the stands at a baseball game. He must be seriously starved for attention.

https://x.com/Bobbk_/status/1917744955881316740

Is he OK?

Last report was he was in critical condition.

Evidently the..uh..yeah the young fella, you know? Well he, uh, goes to this ball game, right? You see? And then he gets really, really drunk, pours a beer over his head and, uh, topples over the railing.








And, in other news, OJ Simpson MURDERED his ex-wife and a waiter.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Raaaack Mvs!

[bungle clone]

nice

[HighHard1]

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.

[The Seer]

Mother's Day on indefinite hold for this household.

Mom Who Killed Her Kids With Meat Cleaver Gets Life

A Tempe mother, Yui Inoue, was given two consecutive natural life sentences for murdering her 7-year-old son and 9-year-old daughter in 2021.

According to the Maricopa County Attorney’s office, hours before the children were killed, Inoue’s ex-husband called Tempe Police to report a domestic dispute. The two had recently divorced and were arguing about money ahead of Inoue’s move to Japan. He left the apartment after his ex-wife – the defendant – became aggressive and used a meat cleaver to destroy his computer and other electronics.

At some point after officers left, Inoue went into the children’s bedroom and held each child down on the floor while she delivered dozens of blows with the meat cleaver.

Inoue put her bloody clothes in a garbage bag, partially cleaned the knife, took a shower, and packed a backpack with her passport, cash and jewelry. She threw trash, boxes, a mattress and other items over her son and daughter’s bodies before locking the front door and leaving the apartment.

Inoue then went to a Tempe police station and told an officer she heard voices telling her that she killed her kids, and she saw some blood. Officers went back to the home and found the children.

[Roux]

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.

Article with video

[HighHard1]

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.

Article with video

"The video sparked outrage and memes."

If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.

Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'

[HighHard1]

Mother's Day on indefinite hold for this household.

Mom Who Killed Her Kids With Meat Cleaver Gets Life

A Tempe mother, Yui Inoue, was given two consecutive natural life sentences for murdering her 7-year-old son and 9-year-old daughter in 2021.

According to the Maricopa County Attorney’s office, hours before the children were killed, Inoue’s ex-husband called Tempe Police to report a domestic dispute. The two had recently divorced and were arguing about money ahead of Inoue’s move to Japan. He left the apartment after his ex-wife – the defendant – became aggressive and used a meat cleaver to destroy his computer and other electronics.

At some point after officers left, Inoue went into the children’s bedroom and held each child down on the floor while she delivered dozens of blows with the meat cleaver.

Inoue put her bloody clothes in a garbage bag, partially cleaned the knife, took a shower, and packed a backpack with her passport, cash and jewelry. She threw trash, boxes, a mattress and other items over her son and daughter’s bodies before locking the front door and leaving the apartment.

Inoue then went to a Tempe police station and told an officer she heard voices telling her that she killed her kids, and she saw some blood. Officers went back to the home and found the children.

Wouldn't.

[HighHard1]

Pissing on your roommate certainly qualifies one as TDCM. Roommate claims she was sleepwalking errr...pissing.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/03/us-news/n ... ng-on-her/

Back when my son was about a third grader we woke to sound of a gushing stream in the hallway. He had got out of bed, completely asleep and was pissing on the wall at the end of the hall...woke him up to make sure he didn't try to walk down a set of stairs in that state, had no idea of how he got there or that he was even there period.

My wife and I always have suspected it was his deeper inner conciousness saying "piss on these people."

[Mikey]

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.

Article with video

"The video sparked outrage and memes."

If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.

Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'

It doesn't look like she actually got any on the highway, so there's prolly a good opportunity to fight that one. That shit seemed awfully yellow-ish, though. I wonder what kind of stuff she eats.

[HighHard1]

Article with video

"The video sparked outrage and memes."

If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.

Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'

It doesn't look like she actually got any on the highway, so there's prolly a good opportunity to fight that one. That shit seemed awfully yellow-ish, though. I wonder what kind of stuff she eats.

I appreciate the depth of your research on that one. Whatever she eats is making her batshit crazy.

[mvscal]

https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/

The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.

Definitely don't want to get rear-ended by that maniac.