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Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

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https://www.si.com/nfl/police-investiga ... fe-support


Not good.

Someone (Elway) was shitfaced driving that cart.

It's a negligence action with comparative negligence to factor in. Based on the long friendship and Elway's wealth, no lawsuit will need be filed, is my guess.


"Although Jeff's not clinically dead, we're told doctors have informed his family there's no hope he will recover ... and he's being kept on life support while docs prepare to harvest his organs for donation," reads the TMZ report."
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How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?

40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.

Good times.


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Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:23 pm How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?

40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.

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Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:23 pm How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?

40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.
Section 4.20 of the Golf Cart Operations Handbook CLEARLY identifies the three options available regarding how to drive one of those death traps: 1) The Right Way; b) The Wrong Way; and iii) The Elway.
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Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:18 pm iii) The Elway.
I think that's where you whisper 'John Daly' three times and your cart disappears in a cloud of cigarette smoke.
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aww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.


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bungle clone wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:06 pmaww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.
I'm glad you recognize how Herculean an effort that requires.
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Buncha Cleveland fans up in this. Take your anger out on Earnest Byner and let these poor people grieve.
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Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
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The Seer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
'Cause that's how they roll in your "active adults" community?
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The Seer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
Asphalt as well.

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Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town.

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Biggie wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 3:14 am Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town.

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bungle clone wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:06 pm aww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.
I’m not easily out-cornyed. But if anyone can do it it’s Smackie.
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