Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

[StrawMan]

Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight Over Slow Play Ends With a Broken Jaw and Cops on the Scene

If we told you there was a big-time donnybrook in Canada on Monday ending with one man losing his sweater and getting his jaw broken, you might think we were talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Jokes on you, chief. Those don’t start until Saturday. Instead, this wild brawl rang in the start of a totally different (but equally notorious) athletic tradition: golf fight SZN. Let’s get ready to rumble.



According to the original poster, u/meme_machine on reddit, the brawl began during Monday Night League play at Two Eagles Golf Course in Kelowna, British Columbia when one group repeatedly hit into another group who they believed were playing too slow. That sparked a confrontation, with a golfer in the lead group hilariously shouting, “It’s Monday night fucking golf, you in a rush? Where you gotta be?” before shoving another golfer in a blue shirt.

That proved to be a bad decision, as the golfer in the blue shirt came back swinging, landing several blows to his adversary’s face before ripping off his shirt a la Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker and laying him on the mat with a final haymaker. All the while the woman filming attempted to de-escalate the situation in extremely Canadian fashion by requesting that everybody “take it down a notch.” They of course did not, but on the bright side, her foursome did get to play through after police were called.

In the end, the golfer in the white shirt walked away with a broken jaw and a bruised ego, but no charges were filed. As the weather heats up and the tee boxes back up, let that be a reminder to everyone to keep calm and carry on out there … unless you want to spend your summer drinking hot dogs through a straw.

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/slow-p ... broken-jaw


"A Good Walk Spoiled? Just a friendly round after work to relax and blow off some steam.

[Carson]

Big man got his aaaaaass beat and had to walk away.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Big man got his aaaaaass beat and had to walk away.

I would have kicked his ass for spending money on that shitty assed haircut.

[Roach]

"let's take it down a notch"



Nice hay maker and response at :48

Fat boy put his hand on first, so it goes...

fafo

[SFP]

I'm surprised they have golf courses in Canada. The greens are actually icebergs, the country club is an igloo and the golf season only goes from June 21 to July 7th.

[Dr_Phibes]

It's Kelowna, that's all pregnant women standing around smoking cigs on the 18th hole.

[Dr_Phibes]

I'm surprised they have golf courses in Canada. The greens are actually icebergs, the country club is an igloo and the golf season only goes from June 21 to July 7th.

Pretty much. The greens are all granite, which makes things interesting.

[mvscal]

That clown in blue would have gotten rocked by anyone with even rudimentary skills with his hands down at his waist like that.

[Rootbeer]

That clown in blue would have gotten rocked by anyone with even rudimentary skills with his hands down at his waist like that.

My thought as well. I guess he didn't watch Rocky.