An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Praise Roach and his administrator Son Jesus H Christ, under whose loving tutelage we are graced with the the Oneest of boareds. Through his grace all takes are made and nothing can be made that is made unless it is made through the grace of His Holy Madeance.

Let us bow in gratitude at this time and season in remembrance of our past just as the Hebrews remember the destroying angel passing over their doorways, and as Christians remember Jesus getting railroaded through a congressional hearing and strung up on a Friday so everyone could go home early and kill an innocent baby lamb for dinner. Let us remember...

All the times Python was Passedover on a fukken list.

Rosy Palms Sunday when you scaly handed fucks beat your retard cannons until they cry.

Good Friday when kcdave starts writing the first draft of his epic grill biz update.

Crucifixion evening when SFP gets the inevitable kickban even though he is totally innocent of being a weird creepy fucker (according to him).

Easter Sunday when we witness another impossible miracle as Roux remains ambulatory.

And lastly, the Sedar feast where the 88 Buckeye Grads drink enough wine to commemorate all the Passovers and Easters past, present, and future.

Let us pray and remember those who came before us and those who will come after. Our Smack Chat heritage is rich while the legacy we leave is pretty much a steaming shitpile but the next generation won't know any different so fuck them and Rack the Trolls.

[Sudden Sam]

Amen.

Praise DBG.

And Jesus H. Christ, of course.

[Roach]

Praise Donnie....

A local church addresses the issue directly

[bungle clone]

hear hear!!!!! epic!!!!!


Blessed ARE the Lists that Include Python.

[Smackie Chan]

DBG's sermon got me so fired up I'll be speaking in tongues tonight while handling vipers in a most cavalier fashion!

Amen, brother!

[Jesus H Christ]

Bless you my children. After I rise tomorrow from a death-like slumber I’ll probably go out and hide some Easter eggs and eat a chocolate bunny.

Mimosas may also be in order.

[bungle clone]

[Softball Bat]

John 11:25-26

25 Jesus said to her, I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live,
26 and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die. Do you believe this?





Bless all of you!

[Roux]

Jesus

[Jesus H Christ]

Just alright?

[bungle clone]

[Mikey]

The Doobies are from the Bay Area. They might be referring to Jesus Alou.

[Smackie Chan]

Happy Kiester!

[Mikey]

Happy Kiester!

Just don’t show me any of your Kiester eggs.

[mvscal]

The Doobies are from the Bay Area. They might be referring to Jesus Alou.

Surprised you were able to get The City reference in before mstoolsample. He must have been busy chugging a cock.

[Smackie Chan]

Just don’t show me any of your Kiester eggs.

Can I interest you in a chocolate bunny?

[bungle clone]

Happy Kiester!

Just don’t show me any of your Kiester eggs.

aww not again...

"feeling listless", and now this!



...what would PastorBobTiltonTroll say about your insanely corny jokes of late, Mikey?




Heathen_Mikey, your blasphemous humor is an affront to Man and G0D! You pour forth cringe that shakes the verruh foundations of Kingdom Come! Pray that decent clones and trolls do not fall prey to the demons who possess YOU and corrupt all sense of what is right and good funnies! Away with you, and for SHAME, Satan Spawn! Amen and Amen!

So there.


(also rack!)

[Mikey]

I tend to have a very short attention span. Hence my predilection for the quick, rapier-like, one liners, as opposed to the deeply researched and/or AI influenced bunglenovella.

I strongly believe that thee is a place here for both.

[Roach]