Opening Day

[FiatLux]

The Giants are in first place. But not for long.

Fuck the Giants ownership. They have more money than any baseball team in the Major leagues. Yes, more money than the dodgers. But they won't spend it. Feel bad for Buster taking over the GM position. His hands are tied.

Losing to the Reds right now. This is the Reds 148th opening day. Not sure if that's the most of any other team. But it sure seems like it.


Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

[Mikey]

Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Don't worry. Their entire starting rotation will be having TJ surgery by the all star break.

Used to be a Blake Snell fan, even when he left us for the Giants. He's due for a blowout this season.

[FiatLux]

Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Don't worry. Their entire starting rotation will be having TJ surgery by the all star break.

Used to be a Blake Snell fan, even when he left us for the Giants. He's due for a blowout this season.

You guys spend money. You have reason to be optimistic. Yeah, I'm not a fan of his either anymore.

[FiatLux]

Buster ball this year is going to be pitching and defense. Which is nice. But I think you need to score runs to win.

We're fucked

[Meat Head]

Buster ball this year is going to be pitching and defense. Which is nice. But I think you need to score runs to win.

We're fucked

We? You and the turd in your pants?

[FiatLux]

Down in the 9th with two outs. Say fuck it and go make lunch in the kitchen. Come back out and we win 6-3.

Da fuck?

I guess we are still in the first place.


Too funny.

[Meat Head]

Down in the 9th with two outs. Say fuck it and go make lunch in the kitchen. Come back out and we win 6-3.

Da fuck?

I guess we are still in the first place.


Too funny.

The real team, you know the ones who play the game and touch the ball and stuff, and count the money, smile and know you are their chump when you say "we."

[Mikey]

Padres 7-4 over the Braves.

Tatis - 3-4, 2 runs
Machado - 2-3, 3 runs, 1 RBI
Merrill (should have been ROY last year) - 1-4, 4 RBI

Robert Suarez - 1.0 IP, 0 hits, 0 runs, 2 K, (1 BB)

Team RISP - 3-9

Things are as they should be. For now.

[Mikey]

[Smackie Chan]

The Giants are in first place.

Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.

Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Too funny.

[FiatLux]

The Giants are in first place.

Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.

Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Too funny.

How about now?


Oh yeah, fuck the Dodgers!

[Smackie Chan]

The Giants are in first place.

Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.

Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Too funny.

How about now?


Oh yeah, fuck the Dodgers!

Enjoy it while you can, Chimey.

[FiatLux]

Flores > Ohtani

[mvscal]

The Giants are in first place. But not for long.

Fuck the Giants ownership. They have more money than any baseball team in the Major leagues. Yes, more money than the dodgers. But they won't spend it. Feel bad for Buster taking over the GM position. His hands are tied.

Losing to the Reds right now. This is the Reds 148th opening day. Not sure if that's the most of any other team. But it sure seems like it.


Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Nobody cares

[FiatLux]

Can't help you.

See if Warren Buffet can buy you a team. So all four you can watch a MLB game in person.

Speaking of small time.

Padres are playing in West-Sac tonight.






A win tonight and have 2nd place locked up and a possible move into 1st with a Giants loss.

[Mikey]

Yep Padres are playing in the minors tonight against the Suckramento As

[Mikey]

Best 3B in baseball.

[FiatLux]

Looks like you'll be alone in 1st.

Fuck the dodgers.

[Mikey]

This game isn’t over.

But yeah, fuck the Dodgers.

[FiatLux]

The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

[Mikey]

The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

For, or against?

[FiatLux]

The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

For, or against?

Well, we just got one run. Great


At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games

[Mikey]

The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

For, or against?

Well, we just got one run. Great


At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games

You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.

[Mikey]

I like what our pitching staff has been doing so far. This is today's box in the bottom of the 8th. Adam is our setup guy and Suarez will be coming in next inning. Five for five in saves with no hits and no earned runs allowed. The two worst pitchers so far have been Cease and King. Go figure.

[FiatLux]

It worked. 8-6 win over the Reds.

Down 6-1.

Reverse jinx.

Had to do it. We were fading.

[FiatLux]

And fuck the dodgers!

[Smackie Chan]

You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.

Yeah, and their magic number is all the way down to 150. Concern is beginning to set in over here.

[Mikey]

You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.

Yeah, and their magic number is all the way down to 150. Concern is beginning to set in over here.

The countdown has started…

[Mikey]

Ohtani should be picked up by ICE, detained for a few weeks, and deported because of his ties to Japanese organized crime.

[Sudden Sam]

Watch out, Mikey. Machado, Gurriel, and Tatis may be sent to El Salvador!

[FiatLux]

The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

For, or against?

At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games

Welp. At least I have the Giants.

[Mikey]

Obscure factoid of the day…

[Rootbeer]

Padres were a big part of the Braves' 0-7 start, which we all love to see.

[Mikey]

The Cubs put our fantasies of 81-0 at home to rest last night.

[FiatLux]

How bout now?


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