Anyone jump in THE market today?

[PL]

Or are all you old fucks sitting on guaranteed annuities

I see and smell blood. Which puts me in balls deep today

[Rootbeer]

What kind of investments are available in THE market?

DC Smackmaster's crusty tube sock?
MCET wall art prominently featuring a massive red 14" cartoon dick?
Cuda's egg salad?
Scanner's compendium of conspiracy theories?
A 1/100,000 share of Hedges' collar?

[Biggie]

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

[Softball Bat]

Or are all you old fucks sitting on guaranteed annuities

I see and smell blood. Which puts me in balls deep today

What did you buy today?

[Mikey]

I bought some Have’A Chips. Cheaper and tastier than any blue chips.

[bungle clone]

rack Mr 'Beer
PL,
you''ve probably never heard of me. I'm new here and I'm not well known and stuff. I just learned how to post pics and what a troll is. Since I'm a novice in the smack genre I might not stand a chance against you so please save your A game for a more seasoned clone.


WAR Jim Rome

[Mikey]

rack Mr 'Beer
PL,
you''ve probably never heard of me. I'm new here and I'm not well known and stuff. I just learned how to post pics and what a troll is. Since I'm a novice in the smack genre I might not stand a chance against you so please save your A game for a more seasoned clone.


WAR Jim Rome

Don’t sell yourself short bungie. You seem to be catching on at a decent velocity.

[Softball Bat]

Or are all you old fucks sitting on guaranteed annuities

I see and smell blood. Which puts me in balls deep today

How's it workin' out?

[bungle clone]

apparently 50 or more world leaders have said f*kk you and I hate you and we are piling on and now they are going to cut off the americans from getting their money and pile on America because America is in a weak position and that America will not survive the economic onslaught brought to America's doorstep so beware that they are going to enforce their vicious wrath upon the American middle class and everything is going up in flames because weak America has DARED to f*kk with them and their flow and Vietnam won't negotiate and Thailand wont talk and keir stsrmer said F*KK YOU you Cheeto stain and that globalism reigns supreme so did Netanyahooo and there is nothing we can do and other trash like America will be bankrupt in 12 hours unless America cedes all holdings to Zaire.


OR


I've seen the opposite. find your own links, in advance.

[Mikey]

Not buying anything, but I’m still holding onto my single share of DJT. I know it’s going to rebound. I’ve been assured by mvscal, seer, HPG and Sven Gullible that everything is AOK.

[bungle clone]

Gee I dunno Mikey, I read Softy's post this morning first thing in the Doom thread about the Asian markets panicking and then looked around and... well looks like Prez DT has made moves that are yielding positive results. For the home front. Should he continue to make the loyal opposition appear unhinged and flat wrong, there can be YUGE hands-off rallies every week and all the marchers will just go home tired.