A Prayer for Our President

[Mikey]

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Sincerely,
The Deciders

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I know that there are a lot of devout Christians here on T1B because, hell, aren't all MAGAts?

So I've decided to start praying for our President that he might see the shining light of our Lord and Savior (who he will probably replace at some point).

Psalm 109:7-20

7 When he is tried, let him be found guilty,
and may his prayers condemn him.
8 May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership.
9 May his children be fatherless
and his wife a widow.
10 May his children be wandering beggars;
may they be driven[a] from their ruined homes.
11 May a creditor seize all he has;
may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.
12 May no one extend kindness to him
or take pity on his fatherless children.
13 May his descendants be cut off,
their names blotted out from the next generation.
14 May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord;
may the sin of his mother never be blotted out.
15 May their sins always remain before the Lord,
that he may blot out their name from the earth.
16 For he never thought of doing a kindness,
but hounded to death the poor
and the needy and the brokenhearted.
17 He loved to pronounce a curse—
may it come back on him.
He found no pleasure in blessing—
may it be far from him.
18 He wore cursing as his garment;
it entered into his body like water,
into his bones like oil.
19 May it be like a cloak wrapped about him,
like a belt tied forever around him.
20 May this be the Lord’s payment to my accusers,
to those who speak evil of me.

[Jesus H Christ]

WTF?!?!?

[88BuckeyeGrad]

Nice work, brother Mikey.

[Mikey]

Thanks! I knew you’d appreciate it.

[bungle clone]

so where are you going with this? there is no g0d, remember, so a prayer is an empty gesture. and empty gestures in a finite life, like yours, are abominable wastes of very precious time. you and all who would mock in this way very much need to attend to the bucket list to the max. throw all caution to the wind and just go fer it, as Stern would counsel. Full on hedonism zero regard for all others and the like because hey, even if you are wrong about heavenly reward, you ain't gonna get it anyway.

but really, simple atheism is childs play, I mean it's like going with the weak azz milquetoast socialists sorry excuse for thought when you know full on communist dialectical materialism is the unvarnished Truth.

live every moment just taking, and to aid in your quest I highly recommend LeVeyan Satanism.





don't worry, you won't actually be substituting one sky-daddy for another, what you find in those pages is an inversion mockery of the actual sacred, which is what you clearly like.

there is gear you can sport to show that you're down with the rest:




is one you can get from wall mart.




looks cool for the older set

[FiatLux]

there is no g0d,

So I should take that off my bucket list at the end?

Sure wish poptart would have told me this. Fucker.

[Mikey]

so where are you going with this? there is no g0d, remember, so a prayer is an empty gesture. and empty gestures in a finite life, like yours, are abominable wastes of very precious time.

This only took me about five minutes, max.

One less bag of Have'A Chips isn't going to set me back too far.

[Biggie]

Sure wish poptart would have told me this. Fucker.

[Diego in Seattle]

so where are you going with this? there is no g0d, remember, so a prayer is an empty gesture.

So what does that mean when, after a mass shooting, Republicans will only offer "thoughts & prayers?"

[FiatLux]

Sure wish poptart would have told me this. Fucker.

Rack.

[Roux]

Full on hedonism zero regard for all others

Not so fast, my friend.

Atheists act simply because it is the right thing to do. They are not trying to earn a ticket to Heaven, and do not have to be convinced by an authority figure or religious text.

Atheists More Motivated by Compassion than the Faithful

Highly religious people are less motivated by compassion than are non-believers

[Diego in Seattle]

Full on hedonism zero regard for all others

Not so fast, my friend.

Atheists act simply because it is the right thing to do. They are not trying to earn a ticket to Heaven, and do not have to be convinced by an authority figure or religious text.

Atheists More Motivated by Compassion than the Faithful

Highly religious people are less motivated by compassion than are non-believers

Gee, I wonder why the purpose of the Good Samaritan story is.......

[HighPlainsGrifter]

so where are you going with this? there is no g0d, remember, so a prayer is an empty gesture. and empty gestures in a finite life, like yours, are abominable wastes of very precious time. you and all who would mock in this way very much need to attend to the bucket list to the max. throw all caution to the wind and just go fer it, as Stern would counsel. Full on hedonism zero regard for all others and the like because hey, even if you are wrong about heavenly reward, you ain't gonna get it anyway.

but really, simple atheism is childs play, I mean it's like going with the weak azz milquetoast socialists sorry excuse for thought when you know full on communist dialectical materialism is the unvarnished Truth.

live every moment just taking, and to aid in your quest I highly recommend LeVeyan Satanism.





don't worry, you won't actually be substituting one sky-daddy for another, what you find in those pages is an inversion mockery of the actual sacred, which is what you clearly like.

there is gear you can sport to show that you're down with the rest:




is one you can get from wall mart.




looks cool for the older set

This post fukken SLAYS. Little surprise so many are confused by it.

"I am the Light which shineth in darkness and the darkness understandeth it not."

[Mikey]

Giveth or recieveth, your lithp ith giving you away.

[Softball Bat]

Sure wish poptart would have told me this. Fucker.

LOL