Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

[Mikey]

Yes, still very low compared to the past four years, though it seems to be pretty low around this time every year. Good news for gas guzzlers. My car runs on sunlight. And it’s not a Tesla

[Mikey]

I thought about getting one of these, but we have too many hills.

[Diego in Seattle]

I thought about getting one of these, but we have too many hills.

I'll have to check the California Vehicle Code, but I don't believe those vehicles are allowed on Laurel St. in SD...

[Sudden Sam]

Whether you think he has intentions to move beyond Ukraine or not, this is nicely done…

[bungle clone]

One minute long political smack vid:

[Sudden Sam]

Bwahahaha!

I hate Hope, but that was funny. Maybe the only time he ever delivered a line well.

[FiatLux]

The Chef

4,000





https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/442 ... 3-pointers



Will never be broken.

Changed the way the game is played.

GOAT.

[FiatLux]

The Joker Telling The Serbia Team How To Stop Curry Before The Game Vs The USA (Court of Gold)









Too funny.

[The Seer]

https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2025/01/ ... onkey.html

A barista in Mobile needed stitches and vaccinations earlier this month after a monkey jumped through a drive-thru window, climbed up her arm and bit her, according to an article from Lagniappe Mobile.

According to the report, Mobile Police Department officers were dispatched to a Starbucks in Tillman’s Corner on Jan. 10, where they learned that a customer’s pet monkey had jumped from a vehicle into the coffee shop through the drive-thru window.

The Starbucks employee, who asked to remain unnamed, sustained bites to her hands and a laceration to her ear that required stitches, she told Lagniappe.

Another employee was able to pull the monkey off the employee that was attacked, MPD Public Information Officer Blake Brown told Lagniappe. The monkey then got back into the customer’s vehicle and the customer drove away.

The employee said the customer had two monkeys in the vehicle when she pulled up to the drive-thru window. The customer later came into the Starbucks to discuss the incident, the employee said, but did not provide her name or information.

Starbucks ordered to pay $50 million to delivery driver burned by hot beverage

Updated: 7:13 PM EDT, Fri March 14, 2025

Source: CNN

A jury in California on Friday ordered Starbucks to pay $50 million in damages to a delivery driver who was severely burned by an improperly secured lid on hot beverages.

Michael Garcia was picking up drinks at a drive-through in Los Angeles when he “suffered severe burns, disfigurement, and debilitating nerve damage to his genitals when hot drinks ultimately spilled” onto his lap, according to the lawsuit filed in California Superior Court in 2020. The lawsuit accused Starbucks of breaching its duty of care by failing to secure the lid.

Michael Parker, Garcia’s lawyer, said his client was picking up three beverages and one of the hot drinks wasn’t fully pushed into the container. When the barista handed Garcia the order, a drink fell out of the container and onto Garcia, Parker said.

Garcia’s damages included physical pain, mental anguish, loss of enjoyment of life, humiliation, inconvenience, grief, disfigurement, physical impairment, anxiety and emotional distress, according to a recording of the verdict from Courtroom View Network.

Starbucks said it plans to appeal the verdict.

“We sympathize with Mr. Garcia, but we disagree with the jury’s decision that we were at fault for this incident and believe the damages awarded to be excessive,” a company spokesperson said in a statement. “We have always been committed to the highest safety standards in our stores, including the handling of hot drinks.”

The lawsuit is reminiscent of a famous 1994 lawsuit against McDonald’s in which a woman spilled hot coffee on her lap and suffered third-degree burns. The plaintiff in that case, Stella Liebeck, was originally awarded nearly $3 million.

[The Seer]

[Sudden Sam]

Egg prices:

Jan. 21, 2025: $6.55/dozen
Mar. 17, 2025: $3.45/dozen

(Source: USDA Daily National Shell Egg Index Report)

Is this accurate? If so, hallelujah!

[Roux]

Supply and demand.

Egg prices drop as demand ‘sharply’ falls among inflation-weary customers unwilling to shell out

The average price for a dozen eggs has dipped down to $4.15

Egg prices dropped once again this month as bird flu outbreaks eased and demand fell, with consumers unwilling to shell out for the inflated prices, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Wholesale prices for a dozen eggs now average $4.15, down $2.70 from the week before, the USDA’s Egg Markets Overview from Friday found. In the last week of February, a dozen eggs averaged as high as $8.05.

[The Seer]

Well, we'll keep an eye out for more "coincidences" that benefit ordinary Americans occurring during the Trump reign.

[Roux]

Excellent idea, you do that.

Here's something that will help.

[Mikey]

Well, we'll keep an eye out for more "coincidences" that benefit ordinary Americans occurring during the Trump reign.

Of course. All the bad shit that Trump causes is Biden's fault. Anything good that happens is all because of Dear Leader. Keep your lips fastened tightly on that tiny orange sausage.

[Sven Golly]

Well, we'll keep an eye out for more "coincidences" that benefit ordinary Americans occurring during the Trump reign.

Of course. All the bad shit that Trump causes is Biden's fault. Anything good that happens is all because of Dear Leader. Keep your lips fastened tightly on that tiny orange sausage.

Name some bad shit Trump has caused, and some good shit Biden caused.

I won't wait up...

[bungle clone]

If you are interested in abnormal psych and want a good thumbnail explanation of autism, this short Jordan Peterson vid (only 10 days old) is a good 'n:

[Dr_Phibes]

Better than Broncos fans counting down the playclock for Hackett

[Mikey]

There's something strangely erotic about watching Michelle Phillips eat a banana on the Ed Sullivan Show

[FiatLux]

There's something strangely erotic about watching Michelle Phillips eat a banana on the Ed Sullivan Show

Maybe she was pissed off at Mama.

[FiatLux]

Got RILF?


Funny song.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeAndFunn ... utm_term=1



Who here is going to Hell?

[Mikey]

There's something strangely erotic about watching Michelle Phillips eat a banana on the Ed Sullivan Show

Maybe she was pissed off at Mama.

Word is that they were sort of pissed off at having to lip synch the song. You can see that John Phillips never has a mic, and was actually talking to her during part of the performance. Michelle had a mic at first but wasn't using it at all after picking up the globe.

[FiatLux]

Ahhh, ok.

I thought eating would make Mama hungry.

I was just waiting for Mama to steal the beachball and beat her over the head with it and steal the banana.

[Softball Bat]

Better than Broncos fans counting down the playclock for Hackett

[Mikey]

Ahhh, ok.

I thought eating would make Mama hungry.

I was just waiting for Mama to steal the beachball and beat her over the head with it and steal the banana.

I think she had more of a thing for ham sandwiches.

[StrawMan]

I think she had more of a thing for ham sandwiches.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

2, 1

[Meat Head]

Strawman, nice sandos but very dry. Here are some nice ones all moistened up








3, 1, 2

[Sudden Sam]

The Democratic Party summed up in a few seconds…

[youtube3]https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&s ... ay+maga+ha[/youtube3]

Fuck the youtube linkage. Sometimes it works fine other times not at all

[Softball Bat]

Fuck the youtube linkage. Sometimes it works fine other times not at all.

This place sucks horse cocks.

[Roux]

The Democratic Party summed up in a few seconds…

[youtube3]https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&s ... ay+maga+ha[/youtube3]

Fuck the youtube linkage. Sometimes it works fine other times not at all

Where is Pitbull? He wouldn't put up with this weak sauce.


Sam you used a mobile link. Try using the desktop link.

[Sudden Sam]

[youtube3]https://www.youtube.com/shorts/88seQ0MELQU[/youtube3]

Okay. Here’s the desktop link. Fuck it.

[Roux]

It also won't work with YouTube shorts. Just regular YouTube.

[Sudden Sam]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!

[Softball Bat]

If you post a youtube short, just post the link, along with a comment letting us know that it is a short.

People can *click* if they want to.

[FiatLux]

[youtube3]https://www.youtube.com/shorts/88seQ0MELQU[/youtube3]

Okay. Here’s the desktop link. Fuck it.

We gave you dumbfuckistanians the internet. We can't babysit you.

[Sudden Sam]

If you post a youtube short, just post the link, along with a comment letting us know that it is a short.

People can *click* if they want to.

That’ll work.

We gave you dumbfuckistanians the internet. We can't babysit you.

[The Seer]

"Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ 'due process.'" — Buck Sexton

[Diego in Seattle]

"Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ 'due process.'" — Buck Sexton

Please explain how this woman is a terrorist.

[Carson]

A woman raised in Canada complaining about the cold?

Still, The Guardian thinks she should be given a column.

Bitchy cunt, she deserved it.