This ought to send a shiver up the collective spine here at the Five Knuckle Shuffle Board.
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Beware Onanites
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The protest movement could get messy.
Get your mop bucket, Screwy.
Get your mop bucket, Screwy.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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That would make OnlyFans and other content providers illegal in those states. No one knows what goes on in your bedroom but you -- unless you broadcast it.HighHard1 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 2:46 pm This ought to send a shiver up the collective spine here at the Five Knuckle Shuffle Board.
https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/o ... sting-16k/
This is a layered 'prank' bill.
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Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.
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Oh, so now you're against the govt controlling what one does with their body?HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:49 am Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Not a bit! I think young white women should be forced to wear chastity belts until marriage. Not to keep them pure, necessarily although that's a nice side effect, but to keep illegal aliens from raping them.Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:41 amOh, so now you're against the govt controlling what one does with their body?HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:49 am Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.
Write that into law, Republicans! Parody law is what we do now. Make it happen.
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Awkward thread title, though. It could be one of those signs you tack on your fence to discourage trespassers.
BEWARE ONANITES.
BEWARE ONANITES.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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I've always appreciated Onanite furniture. And they make really good cheese.
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That's disgusting, HPG.
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Ruh-roh you scaly fingered mooks. This U.S.-Canada trade war just got serious.
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