Death pool speed round

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 11:58 am

It seems that the big guy is taking Elon’s idea of forcing employees to report to the office.

The vicar of Christ is gonna have to do a face to face with the boss shortly, it seems.

Call your shots, clones.

I’m going with Wednesday noon. I think Jorge gets to the top of the hump this week and punches out.

For betting purposes, we can do over/under or closest to the hole. Your pick.

As a side wager, what are we thinking for the new boss.

I for one think it’s time we revive the cliche/answer to stupid questions, “is the pope Italian?”

But I doubt that happens. I think we get a smoke this time.

And no, I ain’t talking about the smoke that comes out of the chimney after the cardinal circle jerk.

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Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 2:16 pm

Friday morning italian time.

Replace with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He's gonna need a job and probably he's not a pedo.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 2:29 pm

Meat Head wrote:Friday morning italian time.

Replace with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He's gonna need a job and probably he's not a pedo.

The RCC has been doing its best over the last 50 years or so to suck every brown cock it sees, but that doesn’t include Jew cock. They’re still solidly in the antisemite camp. So no way they go with Volosymyr.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 7:35 pm

MH, Do you really think he'll hag around til friday?

Don't see it. I'm sticking with my mid week pick, but if you're doing the over/under, I think the smart money is going under/early.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:47 pm

Yeah I think he will linger a little longer until they settle a few monetary matters and the lawyers are ready to pull the plug. A good time to clean things up a bit.

And ok dumb ass me I didn't realize Volodymyr Zelenskyy is Jewish.

dan's college room mate · Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:56 pm

I’m sure his Jewishness doesn’t go any further than genetics, but that don’t matter to antisemites, right IB?

Stuff’em all in the ovens as far as they’re concerned.

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dan's college room mate · Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:00 pm

Got damn Tapatalk Putin’ my trol identity again.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome troll?

Is there a way to delete it from the app?

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Roach · Post by **Roach** » Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:13 pm

I can't help with tapatalk but I could rain death and destruction on the room mate.

Or perhaps Jesus H Christ moderator ought to take the honors. As you wish.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:04 am

Finish him.

I might have a handful of worthy posts as DCRM. When you whack him, will those remain?

Thanks Roach.

Post by **Jesus H Christ** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:13 am

Ain’t about to do no favors for nobody talking smack on my boy Frank. We go way back.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:32 am

Not talking any smack on him, my Lord. Just pointing out he's about ready to come hang with you.

Ya know what would really be cool and would get some much needed street cred for your church. How about you do the resurrection trick again.

Take him out on Friday. MH would appreciate the DP score. Then bring him back on Sunday.

It might get a few of we lapsed catholics back in the pews. Just sayin.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:37 am

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 3:33 am

Whatever happened Father Guido Sarducci? He should be eligible for canonization by now.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Feb 25, 2025 3:47 am

According to Wiki he's 82 & living in San Anselmo, CA.. He hasn't appeared in anything for the last twelve years.

dan's college room mate · Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:31 am

I did a year and a half of catholic grammar school. That should give me some pull.

I’m gonna second the nomination if the Cardinal from Jerusalem. That is the best name ever.

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HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:33 pm

I'll support your nomination, 88troll. Even dtownmike would make a better Catholic than the current guy.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:40 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:33 pm Even dtownmike would make a better Catholic than the current guy.

What makes a "good" Catholic?

dan's college room mate · Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:24 am

Well, looks like Frank said fukk you, G, I’m gonna keep working from home.

And G fukking blinked.

Rack Frank.

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Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:55 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:40 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:33 pm Even dtownmike would make a better Catholic than the current guy.

What makes a "good" Catholic?

A girl who doesn't start much too late.

- B. Joel

Roach · Post by **Roach** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 1:45 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2025 2:04 am Finish him.

I might have a handful of worthy posts as DCRM. When you whack him, will those remain?

Thanks Roach.

I'll put room mate in suspended animation. His posts will remain but he will be asleep. In the T1B cave. Later on if you want you can ask Jesus H. to resurrect him if you decide.

good friday

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:09 pm

Roach waiting to post this on a Friday is next level.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 6:27 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 11:58 am
As a side wager, what are we thinking for the new boss.

I for one think it’s time we revive the cliche/answer to stupid questions, “is the pope Italian?”

I think the point of this Pope was to stop the bleed of South American members to the Evangelicals. Wonder if it helped.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Fri Feb 28, 2025 9:33 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 7:35 pm MH, Do you really think he'll hag around til friday?

Don't see it. I'm sticking with my mid week pick, but if you're doing the over/under, I think the smart money is going under/early.

Well he is at least trying . . .

"Pope Francis put on ventilator after sudden bronchospasm, prognosis 'remains guarded' "

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News ... 740770619/

Python · Post by **Python** » Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:18 am

Meat Head wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2025 9:33 pm bronchospasm

That’s one of those retarded dinosaurs, right?

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:41 am

Python wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:18 am
Meat Head wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2025 9:33 pm bronchospasm
That’s one of those retarded dinosaurs, right?

I was thinking more along the lines of wolfman, but you're right

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:23 am

I think a broncospasm is what happens to dtownmike every NFL season.

bungle clone · Post by **bungle clone** » Sat Mar 01, 2025 9:21 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:23 am I think a broncospasm is what happens to dtownmike every NFL season.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:14 pm

Ok the old coot survived past friday. New bet: Over / under

March 15, Under

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:19 pm

Meat Head wrote:Ok the old coot survived past friday. New bet: Over / under

March 15, Under

That tough old fukker fooled me once. I’m going with the over hear.

Fukkin’ dude is tougher to kill than Jimmy Carter.

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Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Mar 03, 2025 10:42 pm

When is a Pope actually dead? It's not so easy.

Only last year came across this story:
Pope Stephan VI had it in for his dead predecessor, Formosus VI. He dug up the corpse and put it on trial for perjury, found it guilty and chucked the cadaver in the river. When the body washed ashore, it performed a few miracles so the locals lost their shite and proceeded to chuck Stephen VI in prison where he was strangled.

Tricky business betting on this, I wouldn't touch it.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 5:11 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 10:42 pm When is a Pope actually dead? It's not so easy.

Only last year came across this story:
Pope Stephan VI had it in for his dead predecessor, Formosus VI. He dug up the corpse and put it on trial for perjury, found it guilty and chucked the cadaver in the river. When the body washed ashore, it performed a few miracles so the locals lost their shite and proceeded to chuck Stephen VI in prison where he was strangled.

Tricky business betting on this, I wouldn't touch it.

Meanwhile a billion people believe Jesus is leading this group of rabble?

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:29 pm

Ok smackaholic, Pope "Going down"

"Pope Francis put back on ventilator after 2 episodes of acute respiratory failure"

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News ... 741028730/

Cardinals rush to Walmart for life saving device.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 9:56 pm

Thought I'd save Sam some work here.

USA TODAY

Updated 1:49 pm EST Mar. 4, 2025

WASHINGTON ‒ Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says he's ready to work with President Donald Trump to negotiate a peace deal with Russia ‒ effectively ending a standoff between the leaders that exploded Monday evening when the U.S. said it would stop supplying the country with weapons.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:15 pm

And what the hell does this have to do with the Pope?

Anyhoo, I predict that Trump and his slavic buddies are going to come to a deal, which is more than Sleepy Joe and the "I stand with Ukraine" brigade could do as many Ukrainian and Russian men (and a few broads) beat the Pope to their meeting with Jesus.

BTW, is Eastern Orthodox Jesus the same as RCJ? I somehow suspect that EOJ is a bit less gax. Prolly has a better beard as well.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:53 am

smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:15 pm And what the hell does this have to do with the Pope?

The Orange Man has broken him. It might be permanent.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:44 am

smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:15 pm is Eastern Orthodox Jesus the same as RCJ?

He's a big blond f*cker in a tracksuit. Sells DVD's out of his car trunk.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:05 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:44 am
smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:15 pm is Eastern Orthodox Jesus the same as RCJ?
He's a big blond f*cker in a tracksuit. Sells DVD's out of his car trunk.

that'll rack!!!!

But I think he's on the swarthy side. Receding hairline and copious amounts of body hair. Ron Jeremy, basically.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:07 pm

So how's this going? Who's winning

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:09 pm

lol

Smackaholic is getting Zsa Zsa'd by Francis. Or RBG'd, if you prefer. Both those bitches made many a death pool participant look the fool.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 21, 2025 10:38 am

About fukkin’ time.

Woulda been cool if he punched out on GF in a hold my beer moment to try to come back on Easter.

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