I Had a Child with Elon Musk

[HighHard1]

Since I'm a man-of course, this is the internet so maybe I am man or maybe not, and since gender is just a construct why couldn't I have a child with Elon? Amirite?

Anyhoo, holy shit Elon, NBAers have nothing on you-what is he now? 14 by 4 or some damn thing.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/13550080/a ... musk-baby/

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Makes sense why Ashley's content has been boosted lately.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Elon has some dominant genes. Justine Wilson has the most recessive of his harem. Holy shit there are some retards in his child support orders.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

I couldn't give Tiger Woods a pass on his behavior, and even though I am impressed by many of Musk's accomplishments (like Woods), I'm not giving him a pass either. Completely immoral behavior. WTF, man?

[Mikey]

He wants to spread his genes around as widely as possible because, of course, the world needs more Elons.

I do have to give little X big props though. He definitely has his shit together.

[mvscal]

He wants to spread his genes around as widely as possible because, of course, the world needs more Elons.

Yes, we probably do.

[Mikey]

He wants to spread his genes around as widely as possible because, of course, the world needs more Elons.

Yes, we probably do.

If he didn’t have his lips attached so firmly around Trump’s tiny orange dick you’d be mocking him as a creepy skinny pants tech bro goon. Nothing surprising here though.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

4 posts.

4 posts before Mikey's fizzing vagina drooled a Muh Truuump in here.

[Mikey]

4 posts.

4 posts before Mikey's fizzing vagina drooled a Muh Truuump in here.

It’s about Elon. Seems to me that he’s been around Trump a lot lately and “working” for him 24/7. But, to you, any negative mention of the Orange Diety apparently is a sin now. Any mention of he who apparently is not to be named gets the MUH TRUMP reaction. Whatever. Where’s the Broken Record Troll?

[HighHard1]

4 posts.

4 posts before Mikey's fizzing vagina drooled a Muh Truuump in here.

It’s about Elon. Seems to me that he’s been around Trump a lot lately and “working” for him 24/7. But, to you, any negative mention of the Orange Diety apparently is a sin now. Any mention of he who apparently is not to be named gets the MUH TRUMP reaction. Whatever. Where’s the Broken Record Troll?

You ARE the Broken Record Troll.

[Mikey]

4 posts.

4 posts before Mikey's fizzing vagina drooled a Muh Truuump in here.

It’s about Elon. Seems to me that he’s been around Trump a lot lately and “working” for him 24/7. But, to you, any negative mention of the Orange Diety apparently is a sin now. Any mention of he who apparently is not to be named gets the MUH TRUMP reaction. Whatever. Where’s the Broken Record Troll?

You ARE the Broken Record Troll.

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Fucking Genius

[HighHard1]

It’s about Elon. Seems to me that he’s been around Trump a lot lately and “working” for him 24/7. But, to you, any negative mention of the Orange Diety apparently is a sin now. Any mention of he who apparently is not to be named gets the MUH TRUMP reaction. Whatever. Where’s the Broken Record Troll?

You ARE the Broken Record Troll.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Fucking Genius

Aren't I though.

[StrawMan]

"I'm not reading your Semen Sprinkler emails, clones!"

-- The Bitter Elf, c 2000

[Innocent Bystander]

Since I'm a man-of course, this is the internet so maybe I am man or maybe not, and since gender is just a construct why couldn't I have a child with Elon? Amirite?

Anyhoo, holy shit Elon, NBAers have nothing on you-what is he now? 14 by 4 or some damn thing.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/13550080/a ... musk-baby/

Elon is strange. None of these babies are oops babies. They're planned IVF babies. And he used Shivon and Grimes as genetic material at the same time, without notifying Grimes he was doing so.

Then he kidnapped the boy above away from Grimes, and is using the courts to prevent her from seeing the child she had so much trouble carrying.

There are probably (many) other planned babies out there, and other Ashleys who bought the make more white babies pitch, except they're keeping their mouth shut instead of raging on Valentine's Day.

I wonder if all this IVF bullshit is a cover for cloning. Elon is infamously enamoured of 'transhumanism'. Maybe we should look closer at the boy X.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

You always bring the WTFWT?, IB. I think you have a gift.

[Innocent Bystander]

Here's more: Azealia Banks and Dr. Miami (in 2021) exposed Elon for having a botched penis implant.

I want more info. It's none of my business. Botched genital surgery is an atrocity, though, be it sex reassignment or vaginoplasty or penis enhancement. Be happy with what you got. If somebody is botching billionaire dick, are they doing it on purpose, or are they taking money to do the impossible knowing it's not possible (which is different)?

Would it explain Weinstein and Epstein's own deformities and subsequent obsesson with breeding?

[HighHard1]

...you sound like a goddamn lunatic.

Like Pat Riley copywriting "Three-peat," maybe I should copywrite this. God knows it gets used enough for this babbling idiot.

[Innocent Bystander]

It is what it is. So is Elon's penis being mutilated in a failed attempt to enhance what shouldn't be touched the reason for the IVF, or not?

[mvscal]

Elon's penis

Troll registering in 5...4...3...2

[HighHard1]

As if any human relationship with Elon isn't weird, this is getting weirder still-on the other hand he may have met his match.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/22/us-news/e ... et-babies/

Scroll down and check out Elon being a good dad, holding a baby while working from home on his phone. What a guy!

[HighHard1]

Jesus motherfucker.

https://people.com/elon-musk-welcomes-1 ... s-11688958

I have occasionally made fun of athletes spreading their seed around like Old Testament days, i.e. begetting, begetting and begetting...dudes have nothing on Elon.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Elon's planning to colonize Mars with his own race.

[Mikey]

Thought I'd save Sam some work here.

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