PG from BJ, etc.

[Meat Head]

"What makes this pregnancy even more surprising is that stomach acid is usually strong enough to kill sperm quickly, making it unable to fertilise an egg.

The medical team’s most "plausible" explanation is that the sperm survived because the girl had no food in her stomach at the time of the attack.

They believe this lowered the acidity in her stomach, allowing the sperm to travel through her stab wounds and reach her uterus, where it fertilised the egg."

https://www.the-sun.com/health/13650150 ... port-stab/

Don't mix knives with BJs.


In other news . . .

"A man was left in agony after shoving a toothbrush up his penis - which later snapped during sex."

https://www.the-sun.com/health/10546411 ... x-snapped/

Maybe stick with viagra.

[Carson]

"What makes this pregnancy even more surprising is that stomach acid is usually strong enough to kill sperm quickly, making it unable to fertilise an egg.

The medical team’s most "plausible" explanation is that the sperm survived because the girl had no food in her stomach at the time of the attack.

So you're telling me there's a chance...

-FiatSux

[Innocent Bystander]

Not buying it.

[mvscal]

The medical team’s most "plausible" explanation is that the sperm survived because the girl had no food in her stomach at the time of the attack.

They believe this lowered the acidity in her stomach, allowing the sperm to travel through her stab wounds and reach her uterus, where it fertilised the egg."

"When you think about it, it's actually a form of intercourse, but uh...not for everyone. Um, those who love action maybe."

--Tom Waits

[Innocent Bystander]

More shit that ain't possible

Citigroup mistakenly credited a customer account with $81 trillion