The President's First 30 days...

[FiatLux]

How do you think President Musk is doing?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I just slept in the truck for four hours while monitoring the heat tent on a condensation line. I don't have time for your low resolution bullshit.

Go away, please. Then go away again.

[Roux]

Bullshit. You can't dismiss the point that easily.

Never before have we seen such flagrant abuse of office, especially coming from someone unelected.

Hell, he even gave a long press conference, in the Oval Office, behind the President's desk, with the orange felon just sitting there occasionally grunting.

[Innocent Bystander]

Israel controls the White House.

Democrats abused FBA on behalf of immigrant coloreds and Israelis. Democrats need to hold the L.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Bullshit. You can't dismiss the point that easily.

The fuck I can't.
"President Musk" is some grade school level bitching. Cry harder, you whiny fucks. Next time hold a primary to elect your candidate. Until then, you get to suffer the consequences. That's it. That's the deal.

Meanwhile, it's -30º before wind chill. You know what happens when you light propane at -30? Nothing. It remains a liquid at those temps. Not to worry, though. We'll get this crude to your Louisiana refineries in a couple days as long as the generator and heating blankets don't fail.

[Sudden Sam]

Bullshit. You can't dismiss the point that easily.

The fuck I can't.
"President Musk" is some grade school level bitching. Cry harder, you whiny fucks. Next time hold a primary to elect your candidate. Until then, you get to suffer the consequences. That's it. That's the deal.

I still have a few friends hanging in there with the Democratic Party…very few. And most of them are uber wealthy. Go figure.

What an implosive clusterfuck.

[Mikey]

Bullshit. You can't dismiss the point that easily.

The fuck I can't.
"President Musk" is some grade school level bitching. Cry harder, you whiny fucks. Next time hold a primary to elect your candidate. Until then, you get to suffer the consequences. That's it. That's the deal.

I still have a few friends hanging in there with the Democratic Party…very few. And most of them are uber wealthy. Go figure.

What an implosive clusterfuck.

l to r: Sam, keeping a close watch on the Trump/Musk administration.

[Sudden Sam]

Mikey, stunned that a president is actually doing something.

[Diego in Seattle]

When it comes to seeing the corruption of their Dear Leader the red-hat crowd be like....

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Diego, no one believes you care about corruption.

[FiatLux]

Mikey, stunned that a president is actually doing something.

Like coddling/supporting and lying for a dictator (Putin). Turning his back on a democracy (Ukraine).

You know you're a Musker/Trumper when Ronald Reagan would tell you to go fuck yourself for supporting a cult like this.

How are your gas and food prices (day one) ?

[FiatLux]

Meanwhile, it's -30º before wind chill.

Fake news.

Musk/Trump were going to fix that on day one.

See the pull?

[Mikey]

Mikey, stunned that a president is actually doing something.

Like coddling/supporting and lying for a dictator (Putin). Turning his back on a democracy (Ukraine).

You know you're a Musker/Trumper when Ronald Reagan would tell you to go fuck yourself for supporting a cult like this.

How are your gas and food prices (day one) ?

At least that's "doing something" .

The blinders apparently help. Maybe we should all try them.

[Mikey]

Meanwhile, it's -30º before wind chill.

Fake news.

Musk/Trump were going to fix that on day one.

See the pull?

Inflation sure isn't going away, even though that was supposed to be fixed on the first day.

But, of course, none of it is Trump's fault. He said so himself.

[StrawMan]

When it comes to seeing the corruption of their Dear Leader the red-hat crowd be like....

Congrats on posting the oldest pic on the internet, ya fucking cretin. You can stop lowering the bar now.

[FiatLux]

Remember when the convicted felon said that the hurricane would have never of happened if he were President?

I guess he's right about the weather on that one.

Musk is President.


Sorry HPG.

[Diego in Seattle]

Mikey, stunned that a president is actually doing something.

Like coddling/supporting and lying for a dictator (Putin). Turning his back on a democracy (Ukraine).

You know you're a Musker/Trumper when Ronald Reagan would tell you to go fuck yourself for supporting a cult like this.

How are your gas and food prices (day one) ?

At least that's "doing something" .

The blinders apparently help. Maybe we should all try them.

Germany tried them. It didn't work out too well...

[Scott from Anaheim]

Turning his back on a democracy (Ukraine).

Hilarious. That second rate cross-dressing comedian termed out last year and they haven't had a free election in years. What fucking "democracy" are you talking about? Maybe that corrupt little faggot ought to consider at least donning on a suit and tie next time he grovels for more handouts that he won't be able to account for. D$ is shutting off the spigot so it's a Euro trash problem now. Fuck Ukraine.

[Sven Golly]

Bullshit. You can't dismiss the point that easily.

Never before have we seen such flagrant abuse of office, especially coming from someone unelected.

Hell, he even gave a long press conference, in the Oval Office, behind the President's desk, with the orange felon just sitting there occasionally grunting.

Hmmm, you've never seen such flagrant abuse of office, especially coming from someone unelected, huh?

Ok, I'll play.

How about Biden?

[FiatLux]

This is what being on the Spectrum looks like...


President Musk







I'm thinking of posting a video of San Franciscan's interviewing President Musk and making fun of him and he has no idea they are making fun of him because he's on the Spectrum.


It's comical.

[Sven Golly]

I love this...now you lib douchebags have two tenants living rent free in your domes

[Mikey]

What a fucking clown.
Fits right in with CPAC though.

[Innocent Bystander]

https://x.com/DeptofDefense/status/1893749113876787235

The official twitter account of the DOD, a response to the Elon OPM letter, signed by Selnick. What an unnecessary clusterfuck.

[The Seer]

The blinders apparently help. Maybe we should all try them.

Nah, just close your eyes like when the Dr. comes to give you a needle. Sometimes healing hurts. The country is fighting to overcome the cancer that was leftism. Just watch, wait, and thank the non-woke for allowing the correction to happen.

[Diego in Seattle]

The blinders apparently help. Maybe we should all try them.

Nah, just close your eyes like when the Dr. comes to give you a needle. Sometimes healing hurts. The country is fighting to overcome the cancer that was leftism. Just watch, wait, and thank the non-woke for allowing the correction to happen.

So Mikey & the rest of us are just supposed to close our eyes as quack doctor Musk applies his leeches?

[The Seer]

The blinders apparently help. Maybe we should all try them.

Nah, just close your eyes like when the Dr. comes to give you a needle. Sometimes healing hurts. The country is fighting to overcome the cancer that was leftism. Just watch, wait, and thank the non-woke for allowing the correction to happen.

So Mikey & the rest of us are just supposed to close our eyes as quack doctor Musk applies his leeches?

It was rhetorical. You have no choice but to wine and cry as your lives get better.

[FiatLux]

Starlink gets another contract



No conflict of interest, nothing to see here, just President Musk canceling contract of competition and giving it to his company.



https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... 235279656/


https://www.removepaywall.com/search?ur ... 235279656/

[Innocent Bystander]

According to Bloomberg, which first reported the deal, the billionaire approved the shipping of 4,000 Starlink terminals to the FAA last week. In a statement released Monday, the FAA wrote that one such terminal is already being tested “at its facility in Atlantic City and two terminals at non-safety critical sites in Alaska.”

The partnership between Starlink and the FAA also throws into limbo a $2.4 billion contract awarded to Verizon Communications in 2023. The deal tasked Verizon with providing “telecommunications, information management services, and other capabilities to support its continuing mission of providing the safest, most efficient aerospace system in the world,” for a 15-year period. A representative from Verizon Communications did not immediately reply to a request for comment.

“The Verizon system is not working and so is putting air travelers at serious risk,” Musk claimed on X on Monday, but provided no evidence to support the assertion.

Elon is fucking up. Maybe he's hoping for an FDR-style historical vindication?

The Bush loves Starlink. HughesNet is a corpse kept alive via enterprise ventilator. I think Starlink could easily destroy GCI/Quintillion, with little consumer resistence, if it pressed a little. Ditto for Verizon (and AT&T).

Contracts must be honored, though, and conflicts of interest must be nipped in the bud. It's a bad look, and raises other questions - not about Elon, but about Trump.

[Innocent Bystander]

I love this...now you lib douchebags have two tenants living rent free in your domes

Elon is a face. Right now he gets to be Trump's; he makes a good party tank, in that regard. How long before he crashes out, before he finds the risks out weigh the rewards of being Trump's political bullet sponge?

[FiatLux]

How much of Musk’s wealth comes from tax dollars and government help?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/20/business ... index.html



Here’s how many billions Elon Musk’s companies are making from U.S. taxpayers

https://www.the-independent.com/news/wo ... 03141.html



Elon Musk wants to cut government spending. Tesla and SpaceX benefit from it


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/20 ... 301473007/

[Diego in Seattle]

How much of Musk’s wealth comes from tax dollars and government help?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/20/business ... index.html



Here’s how many billions Elon Musk’s companies are making from U.S. taxpayers

https://www.the-independent.com/news/wo ... 03141.html



Elon Musk wants to cut government spending. Tesla and SpaceX benefit from it


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/20 ... 301473007/

Heckuva job policing your own conflicts of interest, Muskrat!

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I don't have a problem cutting federal funding to Musk owned enterprises as long as we are agreed that all funding to non-governmental organizations should be zero. That includes Boeing and NASA. Let the Space Force get their own spotted asses and luggage into the sub-firmament that's above the flatearf but not in space, which doesn't exist.

Set up a protest at UC Berkeley. I'll link arms with your stinky hippies and chant, "No more NGO! No more NGO!"

[Sven Golly]

Starlink gets another contract



No conflict of interest, nothing to see here, just President Musk canceling contract of competition and giving it to his company.



https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... 235279656/


https://www.removepaywall.com/search?ur ... 235279656/

Rolling Stone???

They can't even get "best of" music lists right...

[bungle clone]

see? see? this pic I found on the net PROVES that Musk is a WelFare queen.

[FiatLux]

RACK!

You getting healthy bungle?

[bungle clone]

working on it, one cardio rehab visit at a time. Also scored a treadmill and a juicer.

Thanks for asking!

[FiatLux]

working on it, one cardio rehab visit at a time. Also scored a treadmill and a juicer.

Thanks for asking!

Good for you. Baby steps.

[The Seer]

working on it, one cardio rehab visit at a time. Also scored a treadmill and a juicer.

Thanks for asking!

What'd I miss?

[bungle clone]

a heart attack, nothing special.
And I recommend missing them yerself, by all means.

[Rootbeer]

a heart attack, nothing special.

Petition to make this bungle's title.