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Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

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Those of you who’ve been paying attention over the 20 plus years we’ve been wasting time in this shithole and its predecessors know who cockblock is. He’s my son. He was glossed such when I posted a thread about his habit of coming into mom and dad’s bedroom at inopportune times since he was about 2.

Well, a little over a week ago he married an amazing young lady.

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I wonder how long he is going to wait to get a GF after she dies.
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That’s what I like about you, tiny. You are consistent. A douchebag 24/7, 365.


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Thanks boss, it why they call it a smackboard.
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smackaholic wrote:That’s what I like about you, tiny. You are consistent. A douchebag 24/7, 365.


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To answer your question, I suspect I’ll be long dead when and if that day ever comes. 3 out of 4 of her grandparents are still alive.


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This is her grandpa and grandma.

64 years married and still madly in love.

To all you 40 year old Peter Pan fukks who keep saying that getting married is stupid, well this couple thinks you’re fukking morons.

Have fun getting old alone.


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That’s what I like about you, stupid to the end. It was a rhetorical question. It wasn’t meant to be answered, not that that was an actual answer.
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What type of question it was is irrelevant. It was you being a classless douche.

It’s like breathing for you.


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smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:11 pm
This is her grandpa and grandma.

64 years married and still madly in love.

To all you 40 year old Peter Pan fukks who keep saying that getting married is stupid, well this couple thinks you’re fukking morons.

Have fun getting old alone.


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Nobody thinks getting married is stupid. What’s stupid is you thinking everyone needs to be married to like have kids or a real relationship or I guess fuck without sin or some shit.
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:14 pm What type of question it was is irrelevant. It was you being a classless douche.

It’s like breathing for you.


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Given his father’s track record it pretty relevant. Unless you are saying he is nothing like you. If that is true, good for him because his dad is a fucking bigoted POS.
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:14 pm What type of question it was is irrelevant. It was you being a classless douche.

It’s like breathing for you.


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Does he know you post here and post your abhorrent political views here? And that you sympathize with the refugees from pedos.net?
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That’s a really good point. Does he know you would be ok with a 35yo taking his 15yo daughter across state lines to fuck her? And does her father know you would have been ok with the same happening to her?

This thread isn’t turning out how you hoped is it?
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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:14 pm What type of question it was is irrelevant. It was you being a classless douche.

It’s like breathing for you.


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Given his father’s track record it pretty relevant. Unless you are saying he is nothing like you. If that is true, good for him because his dad is a fucking bigoted POS.
My track record?

I’m rather proud of it.

I married and stayed married to a wonderful woman until she died.

Sorry if I didn’t sit home long enough to grieve, whatever the fukk that is.

My guess is that my son and his wife will follow the example their parents set. Hopefully they’ll be luckier in the health department and grow old together.


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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:11 pm
This is her grandpa and grandma.

64 years married and still madly in love.

To all you 40 year old Peter Pan fukks who keep saying that getting married is stupid, well this couple thinks you’re fukking morons.

Have fun getting old alone.


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Nobody thinks getting married is stupid. What’s stupid is you thinking everyone needs to be married to like have kids or a real relationship or I guess fuck without sin or some shit.
There are a few here that have bragged about how Epcot it is to be a middle aged single dude.

As for having kids out of wedlock, yeah, it’s a pretty fukking dumb idea. It typically results in a much tougher financial situation, but once again, your trust fund security blanket insulated you from these poor life choices.

As for fucking outside of marriage, I don’t have an issue with it. But it does have a tendency to screw up the lives of young people. Especially women.


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Kierland wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:05 pm I wonder how long he is going to wait to get a GF after she dies.
Ever the ass hole. Compulsed to be the prick.

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Seriously.
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Congrats to your son. He appears to be a good looking kid, though you can't really tell with all the facial hair.


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Which one of the fat drunks in the background are you?
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Who told her that wearing a Mud Mask to your wedding would be a good idea?

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What happens when you get the multi-billion dollar corporations - Big Tech, Big Pharma, foreign money, etc., able to form collaboration with politicians susceptible to corruption via payouts and power with the media which controls the messaging to the population of the country?
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Meat Head wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:12 pm
Kierland wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:05 pm I wonder how long he is going to wait to get a GF after she dies.
Ever the ass hole. Compulsed to be the prick.


Seriously.
It’s a smackboard Nancy. Ever the chaffed vagina.
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:12 pm
Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:11 pm
This is her grandpa and grandma.

64 years married and still madly in love.

To all you 40 year old Peter Pan fukks who keep saying that getting married is stupid, well this couple thinks you’re fukking morons.

Have fun getting old alone.


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Nobody thinks getting married is stupid. What’s stupid is you thinking everyone needs to be married to like have kids or a real relationship or I guess fuck without sin or some shit.
There are a few here that have bragged about how Epcot it is to be a middle aged single dude.

As for having kids out of wedlock, yeah, it’s a pretty fukking dumb idea. It typically results in a much tougher financial situation, but once again, your trust fund security blanket insulated you from these poor life choices.

As for fucking outside of marriage, I don’t have an issue with it. But it does have a tendency to screw up the lives of young people. Especially women.


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Who’s the cockblock now Pastor Smackaholic?
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:05 pm
Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:14 pm What type of question it was is irrelevant. It was you being a classless douche.

It’s like breathing for you.


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Given his father’s track record it pretty relevant. Unless you are saying he is nothing like you. If that is true, good for him because his dad is a fucking bigoted POS.
My track record?

I’m rather proud of it.

I married and stayed married to a wonderful woman until she died.

Sorry if I didn’t sit home long enough to grieve, whatever the fukk that is.

My guess is that my son and his wife will follow the example their parents set. Hopefully they’ll be luckier in the health department and grow old together.


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Your track record of being a racist, pedo supporting, Nazi misogynist.
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The Seer wrote:Who told her that wearing a Mud Mask to your wedding would be a good idea?

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Not sure what that was. Hair, maybe.


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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:05 pm
Kierland wrote: Given his father’s track record it pretty relevant. Unless you are saying he is nothing like you. If that is true, good for him because his dad is a fucking bigoted POS.
My track record?

I’m rather proud of it.

I married and stayed married to a wonderful woman until she died.

Sorry if I didn’t sit home long enough to grieve, whatever the fukk that is.

My guess is that my son and his wife will follow the example their parents set. Hopefully they’ll be luckier in the health department and grow old together.


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Your track record of being a racist, pedo supporting, Nazi misogynist.
….is imaginary.


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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:12 pm
Kierland wrote: Nobody thinks getting married is stupid. What’s stupid is you thinking everyone needs to be married to like have kids or a real relationship or I guess fuck without sin or some shit.
There are a few here that have bragged about how Epcot it is to be a middle aged single dude.

As for having kids out of wedlock, yeah, it’s a pretty fukking dumb idea. It typically results in a much tougher financial situation, but once again, your trust fund security blanket insulated you from these poor life choices.

As for fucking outside of marriage, I don’t have an issue with it. But it does have a tendency to screw up the lives of young people. Especially women.


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Who’s the cockblock now Pastor Smackaholic?
I’m not cockblocking anyone. Do what you like.

But for young fertile women, not giving it away is a wise strategy.


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Congrats, smackaholic. Hope they have a long life together and gift you with wonderful grandkids. I just left mine in Tampa as I head home and I am completely rejuvenated and happy.

Don’t ever allow the classless asshole in here to give you even 2 seconds of grief.
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So your daughter-in-law has more facial hair than your son. They must deserve each other.
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She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down.
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Mikey wrote:Congrats to your son. He appears to be a good looking kid, though you can't really tell with all the facial hair.


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Which one of the fat drunks in the background are you?
He is a clone of me….with wayyyyy better facial hair. He got started a little late with the boy scouts and was likely the only tenderfoot in BSA history to have a beard. Despite his late start, he made Eagle Scout about 15 minutes before his 18th birthday.

Got his facial hair from my wife’s side of the family. And no, she didn’t have facial hair.

CB hit the lottery with this one. Girl really has her shit together. She’s an environmental engineer. She’s even caused him to step up his game. Didn’t do much at Comm College other than meet her, but just finished HVAC school and had a great job.

This fat drunk was behind the camera.


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Bill in Houston wrote:So your daughter-in-law has more facial hair than your son. They must deserve each other.
She has no facial hair.

He has fantastic facial hair which he inherited from his maternal grandfather.


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Whoops, already posted that one.


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Make sure to share this sordid clambake with your DIL.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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With a bunch of their friends.

BTW, tall goofy looking fuck behind he bride….caught the bouquet.

When the fukk did coed bouquet toss become a thing.

Of course this means that the garter toss is no longer a thing.

He did have at least 6 inches on the rear of the prospective garter receivers. Too bad the young lady front right didn’t deploy some box out strategy. She coulda took tall goofy fukk out, no problem.




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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:00 pm She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down.
Simmer down Tad, she is way to old for you.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Make sure to share this sordid clambake with your DIL.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down.
Yup, they both got lucky. Also, they both had good role models. The bride’s grandparents, Bob and Rose are amazing. 64 years married and still hold hands whenever they’re together.

Too many kids their age have been brainwashed into thinking that the world has too many people and they use this excuse to never grow up.


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:00 pm She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down.
I wouldn't think they would want to settle down with your offspring...
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Kierland wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:12 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:00 pm She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down.
Simmer down Tad, she is way to old for you.
Solid stuff, as always. Go ahead and clock out for the day.
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Nice white flag pedo. You keep waving them, I’ll keep pointing them out.

“Whaaa he is so repetitive.”
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