I believe I saw an episode on the Discovery Channel once where they studied this hypothetical one-on-one animal fight deal.
They determined that an alligator would end up whipping the ass of every other animal on earth.
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth. Kills more African big game hunters than any other. Saltwater crocodiles are also high on the list, as is Russell’s viper.
When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record album. That is my vinyl request.
I'd quit somewhere around mid-sized dog. Of course, that depends on the breed. A pit-bull is medium sized and I wouldn't want to take one on. Not suer about an Eagle. You'd get fukked up for sure, but could prolly take one.
Chimp?
NO fukking way. Chimps are bad ass. I'd rather take my chaces with a single wolf.
Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass, even though they are nasty.
Last summer I was mountainbiking with a buddy who was attacked by a momma turkey. She was pretty nasty.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
It like you know nothing about anything. 14 yo, until then calm, chimp’s human “father” and “brother” die, “mom” gives him Xanax and he wigs on a chick’s face thus turning her into the female equivalent of Jayne in PHX and that means chimps are assholes.
