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The feel good story of the day...
Report: Kellen Winslow II arrested after breaking into home
Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
According to TMZ Sports, police arrested the former NFL tight end on felony burglary charges on Thursday
afternoon. The report says Winslow II was released from jail after posting $50,000 bail and now faces six
years in prison.
This is not the first time Winslow II has found himself in trouble with the law since his NFL career came to an
end. You may remember a strange story from 2014 that involved Winslow II getting arrested after being caught
masturbating in a Target parking lot...
https://247sports.com/nfl/cleveland-bro ... -118890030
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#6 overall pick in an NFL draft and now you're breaking into trailer parks and jackin' off in Target parking lots??
Great
Freaking.
Job.
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Report: Kellen Winslow II arrested after breaking into home
Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
According to TMZ Sports, police arrested the former NFL tight end on felony burglary charges on Thursday
afternoon. The report says Winslow II was released from jail after posting $50,000 bail and now faces six
years in prison.
This is not the first time Winslow II has found himself in trouble with the law since his NFL career came to an
end. You may remember a strange story from 2014 that involved Winslow II getting arrested after being caught
masturbating in a Target parking lot...
https://247sports.com/nfl/cleveland-bro ... -118890030
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#6 overall pick in an NFL draft and now you're breaking into trailer parks and jackin' off in Target parking lots??
Great
Freaking.
Job.
!
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Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on an inside straight
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on an inside straight
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time
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San Diego was paradise at one time. Now we have homeless people all over the sordid clambake and crazy fuckers breaking into trailer parks. What the fuck is happening to us?Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
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He's ex-millitary folks. Show some respect.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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There is lots of cash and shit in all those trailer parks in Imperial Beach you know, or maybe he need to score some meth.Mikey wrote:San Diego was paradise at one time. Now we have homeless people all over the sordid clambake and crazy fuckers breaking into trailer parks. What the fuck is happening to us?Kellen Winslow II has reportedly been arrested after breaking into a home at a trailer park near San Diego.
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Looks like The Fucking SOLDIER!! I going to be going away for a long time.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ex-crimes/
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ex-crimes/
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Yeah that looks like a solid 20 years at least. Idiot.BSmack wrote:Looks like The Fucking SOLDIER!! I going to be going away for a long time.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ex-crimes/
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I didn't think this story could get any more fucked up. But it did. Turn's out KWII is a gilf afficianado.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ping-rape/
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ping-rape/
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Yup, that's reasonably fucked up.BSmack wrote:I didn't think this story could get any more fucked up. But it did. Turn's out KWII is a gilf afficianado.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... ping-rape/
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KELLEN WINSLOW JR.
BACK IN JAIL
Lewd Conduct with 77-Year-Old
Ex-NFL star Kellen Winslow Jr. is back behind bars following TWO new allegations of sexual deviance ... this time,
he's accused of touching himself in front of a 77-year-old woman.
Officials say Winslow was working out at a San Diego area gym on Feb. 13 -- when he started touching himself and
asking a nearby elderly woman if she liked it. The very next week...
https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/05/kellen-w ... l-revoked/
BACK IN JAIL
Lewd Conduct with 77-Year-Old
Ex-NFL star Kellen Winslow Jr. is back behind bars following TWO new allegations of sexual deviance ... this time,
he's accused of touching himself in front of a 77-year-old woman.
Officials say Winslow was working out at a San Diego area gym on Feb. 13 -- when he started touching himself and
asking a nearby elderly woman if she liked it. The very next week...
https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/05/kellen-w ... l-revoked/
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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He just can't seem to get through a day without touching Little Fucking Soldier. How proud his daddy must feel.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Busted any scales lately?Papa Willie wrote: Just think. Tiny cum-puddle lawyers like Weeland keep getting him out, too.
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Why would I? On the other hand, you're demonstrably hefty.Papa Willie wrote: Busted a nut in AOC’s father’s butthole lately?
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I laughed.Papa Willie wrote:Just not as hefty as you...Screw_Michigan wrote:Why would I? On the other hand, you're demonstrably hefty.Papa Willie wrote: Busted a nut in AOC’s father’s butthole lately?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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If I jacked off every time you called someone a cocksucker, my enormous member would be rubbed raw.Papa Willie wrote:Just think - if I would have called him a cocksucker, you’d be jacking off...Goober McTuber wrote:
I laughed.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Somewhere Dan Fouts is yelling at his tv. “Fucking bullshit!!!!”
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
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FfR.Papa Willie wrote:Fag.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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"Jr." update...
Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II jailed for 14 years for series of rapes
Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for multiple rapes and
other sexual offenses against five women in southern California, including one who was homeless
when he attacked her in 2018.
The 37-year-old son of Chargers hall of fame receiver Kellen Winslow appeared via videoconference
at the hearing in a California court on Wednesday.
Winslow II declined to comment before his sentence, saying his lawyers had advised him not to speak.
Judge Blaine Bowman said Winslow can only be described with “two words, and that is sexual predator.”
Bowman said Winslow selected women who were vulnerable because of their age or their living
situation with the idea that “hopefully he would get away with it in his mind.”
His attorney Marc Carlos said Winslow suffered from head trauma from the many blows to his head
while playing football and suggested that was why he “went off the rails,”...
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/ ... fornia-nfl
Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II jailed for 14 years for series of rapes
Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for multiple rapes and
other sexual offenses against five women in southern California, including one who was homeless
when he attacked her in 2018.
The 37-year-old son of Chargers hall of fame receiver Kellen Winslow appeared via videoconference
at the hearing in a California court on Wednesday.
Winslow II declined to comment before his sentence, saying his lawyers had advised him not to speak.
Judge Blaine Bowman said Winslow can only be described with “two words, and that is sexual predator.”
Bowman said Winslow selected women who were vulnerable because of their age or their living
situation with the idea that “hopefully he would get away with it in his mind.”
His attorney Marc Carlos said Winslow suffered from head trauma from the many blows to his head
while playing football and suggested that was why he “went off the rails,”...
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/ ... fornia-nfl
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Pretty fucked up, even by football's post-career standards. Why couldn't he have just driven a car off a cliff like Junior Seau.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown