IB, I received your private message
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IB, I received your private message
that you sent to me on Christmas Eve. I like to get right to the point, so I'll say right now that I am not going to straight up un-ban Pickle. I will, however, negotiate his release. Here's what I'd like you to do. Post a PET. It can be of anything. Cooking a meal. Going on a hike. Sitting at a computer with 47 browser tabs open of various message boards. Anything you'd like. All I ask is that you post at least ten authentic shots, and one of them has to be a hand written note that says "Rack the Trolls!" and right under that in parentheses it has to say, "Mgo is my daddy". Do that, and I'll unban Pickle.
Your lesser option would be to appeal to The Deciders. However, just know they are currently at some remote location in the Indian Ocean with no cell phone or internet access, probably sipping coffee made from civet dung, and won't be back from "Christmas Break" until March 1st. At that point they would not even hear the case for another 3-4 weeks, and then their decision could take another 5-6 weeks. And even then, you might not like their ruling. They have a history of siding with T1B management.
If you lose that decision, then you only have one option left. You can appeal to The Presiders. They preside over all message board disputes throughout the entirety of the internet. They are the highest court. It ends there.
So I think the play here is you post the PET to ensure and expedite the process.
Your lesser option would be to appeal to The Deciders. However, just know they are currently at some remote location in the Indian Ocean with no cell phone or internet access, probably sipping coffee made from civet dung, and won't be back from "Christmas Break" until March 1st. At that point they would not even hear the case for another 3-4 weeks, and then their decision could take another 5-6 weeks. And even then, you might not like their ruling. They have a history of siding with T1B management.
If you lose that decision, then you only have one option left. You can appeal to The Presiders. They preside over all message board disputes throughout the entirety of the internet. They are the highest court. It ends there.
So I think the play here is you post the PET to ensure and expedite the process.
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Re: IB, I received your private message
Nip pics would be nice as well.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: IB, I received your private message
Finally, a post that doesn't need to be trotsed immediately.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: IB, I received your private message
IB PM'd me but didn't say much at all.
But I appreciate the greeting, if that's what it should be called.
I need more PMs.
But I appreciate the greeting, if that's what it should be called.
I need more PMs.
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Re: IB, I received your private message
If by midget you mean Left Shitter, who as we all know is by no means a midget.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:13 pm Oh Mgo - the midget (if he stays true to form) is going to call for you to be banned after even talking about a PM. Shame on you!
Re: IB, I received your private message
Have you ever met an Asian girl in real life ?
It's funny, with my travels around the country for my work, I hear people not from West Coast talk about Asian girls like they're some type of aliens from outer space. Something that's as unattainable as a diet to them.
I had no idea they didn't have Asian girls in DC.
From: Baghdad by the Bay (San Francisco)
Sorry we don't have BlackAsian chicks for ya Screwy.
Don't worry I'm sure Black chicks in DC are not in short supply... Enjoy.
Oh yeah, Asian girls LOVE to fuck ! Horniest chicks on the planet.
Lets go...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:03 amThis is quite true but you also don't want to get too involved cuz they're also the craziest/clingiest on the planet.
All chicks are crazy. You'll figure this out one day.
Of course, I only like the crazy ones. So, I'm always in luck.
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Re: IB, I received your private message
Your performance has improved since I called you out and temporarily banned you. Keep up the good work. Use words.The State wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:36 amMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:03 amThis is quite true but you also don't want to get too involved cuz they're also the craziest/clingiest on the planet.
All chicks are crazy. You'll figure this out one day.
Of course, I only like the crazy ones. So, I'm always in luck.
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Yeah, but there are varying degrees. So you have to decide what you are willing to put up with.All chicks are crazy.