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When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:37 pm
by StrawMan
Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

By Alexandra Marquez

Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.

The bill, introduced Monday, would impose fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for any subsequent offenses.

The bill is unlikely to pass the GOP-led Legislature, but if it does and is signed into law by Gov. Tate Reeves, a Republican, it would go into effect in July.

Blackmon, a first-term senator representing a district north of Jackson, the capital, did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

In a statement to NBC affiliate WLBT of Jackson, Blackmon referred to the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women's access to reproductive health care, specifically abortion and contraception.

"All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation," he wrote. "This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me."



Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:44 pm
by Rootbeer
There's a Mrs Rooty reference lying around in here if anybiggie wants to find it.

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 8:33 pm
by Slap
Contraception Begins at Erection
Based on my very substantial amount of life experience, I can safely assert that everything begins at erection.

Everything.

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 8:49 pm
by mvscal
...make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."
Image

Sin,

Screwy

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 10:39 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Slap wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 8:33 pm
Contraception Begins at Erection
Based on my very substantial amount of life experience, I can safely assert that everything begins at erection.

Everything.
That makes no sense.

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 7:56 pm
by StrawMan
RACK mvscal for "quickly pulling" a topical gif.

Slap, hope you've got deep pockets...
The bill, introduced Monday, would impose fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for any subsequent offenses.

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:11 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
This is a direct frontal assault on the gays unless the Democrats are implanting uterui into throats and large intestines, especially for residents of the San Francisco Bay Area.

Re: When Life Imitates Art: Every Sperm is Sacred

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:44 pm
by Innocent Bystander
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:11 pm This is a direct frontal assault on the gays unless the Democrats are implanting uterui into throats and large intestines, especially for residents of the San Francisco Bay Area.
It just might be.