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Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

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If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one!

Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken

Too bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is.
20-year-old Khanye (don't even need a picture to guess the race with that one) Medley is the guilty party here, and he has a history of this sibling battery. Khanye lives with his sister in Clearwater, and if you've got a sister of your own you know how much of a mistake this might be (for both of them, I'll be fair).

Looks like Khanye is using the hangry defense for the chicken attack, because his excuse for his outrage is that he was really hungry and his sister offered him one of the worst pieces in the bag. I'll assume she told him to deal with what was one of those tiny drumsticks with barely any meat on it, so then he proceeded to grab the bag from her and just start chucking pieces at her.
nope, can't just grab whatever was in the bag and start eating. Need to do the sensible thing and start chucking them at your sister. That way, cops can be called (and I'm sure that's not the first time they've been to this house) and he can be hauled off to jail and get a court date and potentially do prison time AGAIN.

"naw bitch, yo need ta get me da good ones. da good ones, you know-what-um-sayin?"

But I dindu nuffin!

Do these people EVER think????

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We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.

I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.

Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
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d-town, I do not have a meme at the moment,
but I will keep an eye out.
RACK THE THREAD TITLE!
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his hair on fire after reading your thead title. I need to go piss on his head.

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Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 8:04 pm We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.

I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.

Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
You're insights are SPOT ON accurate. Could they make movies like "Blazing Saddles" today?
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Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 8:04 pm We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.

I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.

Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
Do you envision a near future where leftists can fine you, even criminalize being in possession of a "Mrs. Butterworth's " syrup?
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d-townmike wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pmToo bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is.
Is this true?
"The Amazing World of Nogs" is not allowed here?

Too be far to the nog ..... food is sort of a reason to go.
Especially good fried chicken. I don't have a sister, but if
I did, and she was fuckin' with my bird, tryin' to give me
some shitty old piece that I didn't care for .... it may very
well be on like Donkey Kong.
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If you want an "Amazing World of Nogs" thread, why don't you have the courage to start one? See how that works out for you.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Nice to see that sis didn’t choose to eggzact revenge on her bro by pressing charges.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 12:29 pm If you want an "Amazing World of Nogs" thread, why don't you have the courage to start one? See how that works out for you.

How bad would it be? I mean, ALL across the country, your fellow left-wing racist democrat sociopaths are aligning with a well-known terrorist organization that rapes and beheads children and babies.
The mentally disturbed Attorney General Garland's silence SPEAKS VOLUMES.
BUT I digress...........

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Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Wish I was surprised.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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d-townmike wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pm If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one!

Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken
Sounds like it was an amazing board.
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Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Diego in Seattle wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 11:57 am
Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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15 years ago when I flat out explained to you loonies that the base of your party is racist, you denied it and laughed at me and others who tried in vain to educate you.

Today, it's on full display all across the country.
Not just low IQ kids mind you, but the faculty as well.

Your criminally corrupt left-wing democrat party holds Louis farrakhan in high esteem.

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Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
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mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Maybe you can give him a make work job at your hate association since he won't be getting a job with any decent employers any time soon.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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He got kicked out of his frat last Friday. Probably will get kicked out of Ole Miss soon.
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mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
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First we had Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Now these living memes.

What should we call them?

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JPGettysburg wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 3:25 pm
Don't worry. This November will bring you the crystal clear clarity you lack in your life.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :meds:

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Meat Head wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Meat Head wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm

Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
We'll defer to your first-hand knowledge of where guys stick their dicks in other men...
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Smackie Chan wrote:Nice to see that sis didn’t choose to eggzact revenge on her bro by pressing charges.
She didn’t have the mental capacity in her melon to make the case hold water


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Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 11:14 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Meat Head wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
We'll defer to your first-hand knowledge of where guys stick their dicks in other men...
I understand. Sticking your dick in an adult must be a foreign concept which frightens and confuses you.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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