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...that you are suxx and gaxx.

Fuck YOU.

Herpes flare up?

Lose a rubber up your ass?

Swallow a rubber?

Scald your dick in a microwave (over)heated cantaloupe?

Pubic hair ball stuck in your throat?

coffee machine go for a shite?

or too much coffee?

Probably too many coffee enemas. It is Carson we're talking about.

Little behind the scenes moment 30 for 30 style.

Broken Staple created the sux and gax phrase with the thread, "Rootbeer sux, and is gax." Pretty sure we were at SCII, before the board upgrade to php.

Staple and I worked in the same office at that time. He agonized over the grammar in that thread title for at least ten minutes. He wanted to type "Rootbeer is sux and gax" but his inner grammar nazi wouldn't let him. It didn't take long before common parlance dropped the "and is" and he got the phrasing he initially wanted.

You fags are sux for not knowing this and I am gax for not having told you before now.

This is exactly why I still read this board. Rax Rootbeer.