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Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:57 am
by Smackie Chan
Sure, I can play some tonight. I have plenty to go around.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
:|

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:13 am
by Wolfman
I'm attempting to be your warm up act

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:48 am
by Softball Bat
Smackie, instead of playing "the worst songs from the best bands," reverse it.

Some night play the best songs from the shittiest bands.

Would be interesting.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:23 am
by Innocent Bystander
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:48 am Smackie, instead of playing "the worst songs from the best bands," reverse it.

Some night play the best songs from the shittiest bands.

Would be interesting.
What defines a shitty band?

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
by Mikey
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:23 am
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:48 am Smackie, instead of playing "the worst songs from the best bands," reverse it.

Some night play the best songs from the shittiest bands.

Would be interesting.
What defines a shitty band?
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:35 am
by Softball Bat
IB wrote:What defines a shitty band?
This might be like the old pornography quip.

I don't know how to define it, but I know it when I see it.


I posted this a few years ago...





Uncomfortably Numb.

By a shitty band.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:55 pm
by smackaholic
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:35 am
IB wrote:What defines a shitty band?
This might be like the old pornography quip.

I don't know how to define it, but I know it when I see it.


I posted this a few years ago...





Uncomfortably Numb.

By a shitty band.
The comments are comedy gold!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:56 pm
by smackaholic
I'm gonna request this in tunetown the next time Smackie shows up.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:01 pm
by smackaholic
The bassist is tenacious in his quest to find the beat
Please come to Brazil
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:06 pm
by smackaholic
Actually I'm not sure if you people are joking. This band is one of my favorite Avant-Garde-style Prog Rock bands. Notice how they manage to stay close with the polyrhythmics (the guitarist plays a quarter note before the bassist and changes to higher tempo in the solo, the drummer and rhythm guitarist play in 7/8 and 9/8 for each two bars, etc), and every bar the time signature changes (4/4 in the first bar but then suddenly 15/16, 5/4, 33/32, 13/16 and so on, respectively). The singer also adds psychedelia to the song by singing also the delay vocals. The backing vocals in the second verse are changed to make fascinating dissonance with the dominant key. Also notice that the drummer uses only the ride cymbal throughout the song, which shows his technical virtuoso abilities. After the solo, the singer modulates his singing 3/4-step up, which makes reference to arab music, but the band stays the same. Truly, I find these guys so pioneering, they're like 20 years ahead of their time.
:lol:

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:09 pm
by smackaholic
I wanna see them take a shot at Zappa's "The balck page".

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:09 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:35 am
IB wrote:What defines a shitty band?
This might be like the old pornography quip.

I don't know how to define it, but I know it when I see it.


I posted this a few years ago...





Uncomfortably Numb.

By a shitty band.
They sound like they practice by themselves much more than as a group. A couple group sessions would help them find their groove.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:26 pm
by smackaholic
Uhhhh, no.

They are utterly lost and have zero talent and or experience. This is not a case of a group of musicians who just aren't yet familiar with one another.

I am not saying that practice together isn't helpful, even with experienced musicians, but this is a case of a group of dudes who either first picked up an instrument a few days ago or have been "playing" longer, but are utterly devoid of talent.

There is one more possible explanation. They aren't that bad and are faking it for a youtube video.

If this is the case, rack them! They have far more hits than videos with very talented players.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:47 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:23 am
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:48 am Smackie, instead of playing "the worst songs from the best bands," reverse it.

Some night play the best songs from the shittiest bands.

Would be interesting.
What defines a shitty band?
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.
Shitty crosses all genres.

Of course some genres do seem to attract shitty more than others.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:34 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.
I hope Rush's tour bus does donuts on your front yard, then leaks transmission fluid everywhere...then Geddy Lee personally steps out and gives you the finger...and Alex and Neil throw your tacky lawn furniture into your pool.

:x

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This friendship is OVER, Michael.


:x

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Papa Willie wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:39 pm Just because you're Canadian doesn't exactly mean that Rush likes you. :x
It's a "family" thing.
Everyone up here is related to each other.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:41 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:39 pm Just because you're Canadian doesn't exactly mean that Rush likes you. :x
It's a "family" thing.
Everyone up here is related to each other.
Sounds just like Georgia. You all should get along just like hush puppies and Chik-fil-A

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:23 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am
Sounds just like Georgia. You all should get along just like hush puppies poutine and Chik-fil-A bagged milk
ftfy

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:36 am
by EAP
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:41 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:39 pm Just because you're Canadian doesn't exactly mean that Rush likes you. :x
It's a "family" thing.
Everyone up here is related to each other.
You're Canadian?
Tell me something. Did the Canadian government really ban a movie?
Just recently I heard they banned the film "Unplanned". Which made it impossible for theaters to get the film.

You realize that I've been 100% correct all along.
Fascism is intrinsically intertwined with socialism and communism.
Fascism is government control by definition.

This march toward government control has been in the works for decades.
Ultimately, if you are a registered Democrat today, whether you like it or not, you are a government control socialist.
The left firmly controls that party.

If the government can ban a movie, they can ban anything.
In European countries, you have to be careful about what you say.
There is no bill of rights like we enjoy here.

Any Democrats in this place want to deny that your party is controlled by the left? That the goal of the left is indeed centralized government control?

Beto O'Rourke committed political suicide by attacking the bill of rights and our founding principles. The rest of your left wing field running for president are lock step with Beto's views,
But won't openly admit it or they'd be out of the race too.

Basically, your left wing socialist party is one giant quagmire, a sham. A mockery of a scam foisted upon the low IQ masses.
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The elites are the ruling class.
The media and press are their propaganda arms. And the school system indoctrinates the next generation into good little socialists without the critical thinking needed to raise questions and concerns.

Good night and good luck.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:08 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
EAP wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:36 am
Basically, your left wing socialist party is one giant quagmire, a sham. A mockery of a scam foisted upon the low IQ masses.
So, essentially, everything you don't like (or understand) you define as "socialism"...
You type so much, yet explain so little.

If you're clinically depressed, try therapy. Trying to define yourself through negation ultimately leaves you negative.
Honestly, you just come across as lonely. That's okay, we're all on this board for our own reasons.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:58 am
by EAP
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:08 am
EAP wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:36 am
Basically, your left wing socialist party is one giant quagmire, a sham. A mockery of a scam foisted upon the low IQ masses.
So, essentially, everything you don't like (or understand) you define as "socialism"...
You type so much, yet explain so little.

If you're clinically depressed, try therapy. Trying to define yourself through negation ultimately leaves you negative.
Honestly, you just come across as lonely. That's okay, we're all on this board for our own reasons.
I started out explaining the fact that the government of Canada had banned a movie.
The socialist government actually banned a movie.
Now tell me how that's not fascist?

You seem to be confused.
Liberty, tyranny, fascism, etc.
It's 2019, and a socialist government to our north just banned a freakin' movie for christ's sake.
What's next? A book or an album they don't like?

Point being, why are you not concerned about it?

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:42 am
by Mikey
Maybe. But much higher calories.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:23 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:34 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.
I hope Rush's tour bus does donuts on your front yard, then leaks transmission fluid everywhere...then Geddy Lee personally steps out and gives you the finger...and Alex and Neil throw your tacky lawn furniture into your pool.

:x
Dude....Rush retired

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:23 pm Dude....Rush retired
Yeah...that's what they want you to think...LOL...

Log into the Igloo Spin Zone with your [invis/mem/CAN] password and I'll reveal more.

8)
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Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:43 pm
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:34 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.
I hope Rush's tour bus does donuts on your front yard, then leaks transmission fluid everywhere...then Geddy Lee personally steps out and gives you the finger...and Alex and Neil throw your tacky lawn furniture into your pool.

:x
Rush?

:meds:

Third rate 20th century stadium rock.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:36 pm
by Neil Young
Mikey wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:00 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:23 am
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:48 am Smackie, instead of playing "the worst songs from the best bands," reverse it.

Some night play the best songs from the shittiest bands.

Would be interesting.
What defines a shitty band?
Metal, or Canadian, would be a good start.
Joni, Robbie and I will hunt you down and fight you.


(Geddy should be beaten like a baby seal, for all I care)

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:00 pm
by EAP
Floyd and zeppelin still reign supreme.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Neil Young wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:36 pm Joni
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Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I remember back around 10 years ago or so, Phibes had mentioned in the now private and exclusive Igloo Spin Zone forum that he had discovered he was adopted...and that he had reason to believe Joni Mitchell was his mom, who put him up for adoption. He said he was going to hire a private investigator and go through hospital records and such.
Phibes, whatever happened with that? Did you end up going forward with this? Is Joni your birth mom?

:(

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:30 pm
by Smackie Chan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:18 pm Phibes, whatever happened with that? Did you end up going forward with this? Is Joni your birth mom?
Believe she got knocked up by Dave Clark during a European tour about 9 months before he was born.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:30 pm Believe she got knocked up by Dave Clark...
So, you're saying he's putting together the bits and pieces of his ancestry?

:|

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:46 pm
by EAP
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:27 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:23 pm Dude....Rush retired
Yeah...that's what they want you to think...LOL...

Log into the Igloo Spin Zone with your [invis/mem/CAN] password and I'll reveal more.

8)
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Show me this place, so that I may be enlightened also

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:38 pm
by Chernobyl
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:30 pm Believe she got knocked up by Dave Clark...
So, you're saying he's putting together the bits and pieces of his ancestry?

:|
Dave had Joni feeling glad all over.


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Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:25 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Amazing bass player, but richly deserving of the beat-down he ran out the clock with.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:44 am
by Mikey

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:49 pm
by smackaholic
Yeah, Jaco was all right, but can he switch up time the way that dude does on the floyd cover? The fact that he was utterly unaware of these subtle changes in time, is irrelevant.

One of the youtube comments brought this up. They said how it would be impossible to accurately reproduce their level of suck.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:36 pm
by EAP
https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568[/youtube]

Live at Pompeii 2016.
If your short hairs aren't fully raised at this masterpiece?

Kill yourself.

Re: Shitty Music

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:55 pm
by Mikey
First you need to learn how to post a video.