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A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:26 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I tossed over some Canadian shekels to the "Tim Horton's Snowflake Fund".

I just want you to know...

...you made the difference in a child's future today.


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Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:40 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
how DARE you

:x

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
Tardspray decided to change his image by posting pussy pics. Massive FAIL.

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:25 pm
by Bucmonkey
:?

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:11 am
by Screw_Michigan
Haha, rack Marty

Should have put theoneboard.com on there as well

I'll sponsor a snowflake in your name as well and will but T1B on it

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:43 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sorry Diego, but the Tim Horton Children's Foundation "snowflake fund" is a charitable contribution...

...not a purchase order.

:shock:



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Have a Merry little Christmas anyway.

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:01 pm
by Dinsdale
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
...you made the difference in a child's future today.

As long as it doesn't go to that bullshit Make-A-Wish crap. That shit pisses me off.

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:58 pm
by trev
Isn't Make A Wish legit? Why would they piss you off?

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:47 pm
by Dinsdale
Seriously?

Make-A-Wish is about the most wasteful charity I can think of. Donate money to send some cancer-stricken brat to Disneyland?

Why?

Are they going to have fond memories of their trip a year from now? No, no they won't... they'll be dead.

Here's an idea -- use that money to send a healthy kid who is growing up in poverty whose parents can't afford to take him to Disneyland. 50 years from now, he'll still have vivid memories of the charitable acts of strangers.

Plus, by the time one of these little shits even qualifies for Make-A-Wish, they're pretty well gimped out -- thus slowing down the lines for other families, many of whom saved up for years to take their kids to Disneyland, thus detracting from the enjoyment of paying park-goers.

Selfish little bastards, if you ask me.

If you want to do something kind for a child with terminal cancer... euthanize them.

Greedy little pricks. "I've got cancer -- it's all about MEEEEEEEEE!"

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:Image

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dinsdale wrote: Greedy little pricks. "I've got cancer -- it's all about MEEEEEEEEE!"
The irony is over-fucking-whelming.

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:43 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Greedy little pricks. "I've got cancer -- it's all about MEEEEEEEEE!"
The irony is over-fucking-whelming.

Did Trump cut funding for your sense of humour?
That orange son-of-a-bitch!
:x

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:45 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:
The irony is over-fucking-whelming.
Since your alleged "professional writer" ass CLEARLY doesn't know what the word "irony" means, allow me to help:

Yes, that was a fairly overwhelming example of "irony."

I used a writing style that conveyed the opposite emotion that the reader was expecting for the purpose of humor.

Wait... what do you think "irony" means? (This should be good. The word has several uses, but only one could even be remotely construed to apply to this situation. Ergo (Latin) -- you're a fucking idiot.)

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:48 pm
by Dinsdale
It's starting to come to me... Screwey actually thinks "irony" means "I know you are but what am I."

Because he truly is an irredeemable moron, with a profound lack of education.

Re: A donation has been made in your name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:29 pm
by Derron
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Did Trump cut funding for your sense of humour?
That orange son-of-a-bitch!
:x
The disease is spreading. You are now showing the beginning symptoms of the Little Man Jiz Mopper Diego illness, you know the one where the first sign is the use of the word orange, pedobear, and TRUMP .....You may have a chance for a cure, but just go ahead and kill yourself now and save yourself and the rest of from watching your inevitable decline into Board Bitch status.