I'm jizzmopping the Inauguration

[Screw_Michigan]

Yep, you heard it right. Ol' Screwball, unfortunately, is gonna jizzmop the Inauguration on Friday. While my entire company and the rest of the city gets the dayoff, I'll be down in the stands next to the ceremony. You'll probably see me (I think) if you watch inauguration coverage. I'll be praying it doesn't rain because that is going to make things miserable.

I'll try to take some photos and share them here with you miserable fucks. But before that, get bent.

[Dan Vogel]

I'll be praying it doesn't rain because that is going to make things miserable.

90% chance of rain Friday?

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/USDC0001:1:US



Have a nice day.

[Screw_Michigan]

1. You've never posted a picture of yourself, so we won't know if it's you or not.

2. Why in the fuck would you go to an even where you loathe the person it's for, as well as loathing the people you'll be around? That's pretty masochist.

3. Do something you like, or know you'll be happier doing.

4. Thank me later.

1. Tough for you

2. It's my job, you fucking idiot

3. Trust me, I wish I could

4. Go fuck yourself

[Innocent Bystander]

jizzmopper....cleanup... EMT?

[Diego in Seattle]

2. Why in the fuck would you go to an even where you loathe the person it's for, as well as loathing the people you'll be around?

Probably for the same reason I'll be watching.

It's a little like going to a car race....

[smackaholic]

You mean you aren't boycotting it with the rest of the butthurt?

[Screw_Michigan]

You mean you aren't boycotting it with the rest of the butthurt?

As I said, I wish I was having the day off. Mega-crowd events on the Mall are absolutely insufferable. But my boss is insisting I work it so I am going.

Don't get me wrong, the peaceful transfer of power is what is is all about. That is what is unique about the inauguration. Do I wish it wasn't Trump being inaugurated? Of course, but I can respect the transition and if I can share some photos of his swearing in with some of you asswipes who support him, then I will have contributed to this sordid clambake and to RED AMERICA.

[Sirfindafold]

Who gives a fuck?

[Smackie Chan]

Screwy is a professional.

No doubt. He wields a jizzmop like Hendrix handled a six-string. Poetry in motion.

[Screw_Michigan]

And Smackie just won that game.

He's right.

[mamamustanger]

I know what you look like! Nanner nanner!

[Dinsdale]

Sounds like THE DISTRICT is a hoot right now.

[Moving Sale]

Has anyone shot him yet?

[Carson]

Has anyone shot him yet?

Who, Screwey?

[Dinsdale]

Has anyone shot him yet?

Who, Screwey?

There's a glory hole joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it.

[Moving Sale]

mvskkkal@.net wrote:


There are very few progtards who have survived my blowtorch approach to public education.

A cousin of mine was the most recent. He is some kind of Christ-tard. A hospital chaplain who generally tries to make an attempt to be fair minded and recognize Trumpanzees as human but he has a faggot friend who rolled out with the standard "this country was founded on slavery, oppression and genocide. It was never great" take. That exchange went much as you might expect. Labia were chaffed, feelings were hurt and I was doubled over in laughter.


And yet everytime you wander in here you get your gaped ass handed to you once again.

[Truman]

And yet everytime you wander in here you get your gaped ass handed to you once again.

By whom?! Certainly not by T1B's resident pit yorkie. So did wearing a pink cunt on your head yesterday somehow empower you? Know your role, shorty.

[Moving Sale]

The only cunt I wore yesterday was on my dick.

[Diego in Seattle]

Why is tRump so insecure about size?

[Diego in Seattle]

[Rooster]

The only cunt I wore yesterday was on my dick.

Not buyin' it. It smacks of you tryin too hard to make it sound like you scored-- like a junior high schooler bragging about nailing the head cheerleader when everybody knows he was home playing X-box. More likely you wore an anus yesterday.

[Moving Sale]

So you are more obsessed with my body and my sex life than the exploits of Don the Con. Yeah that's creepy.

[Dinsdale]

Why is tRump so insecure about size?

Why are his detractors?

"Man, that guy really offended me when he made fun of a disabled reporter, so in response, I'll take what I perceive as a physical deformity, his hands, and make fun of him over it."

And they're still laying a severe asskicking on themselves with it... because frankly, the people who identify themselves as "liberals" these days aren't very smart.

[Moving Sale]

I can't speak for other people, but when I do that dims I'm being sarcastic.

[BSmack]

Why is tRump so insecure about size?

Why are his detractors?

"Man, that guy really offended me when he made fun of a disabled reporter, so in response, I'll take what I perceive as a physical deformity, his hands, and make fun of him over it."

Actually that was Marco Rubio that started that. It would have died with Marco Rubio had Trump not tried to insinuate he has a large cock in a Presidential debate.