Goobs - got your antibiotics?
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Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Removing Your Pubic Hair Is Linked To A Heightened Risk Of STIs
But researchers aren’t quite sure why.
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But researchers aren’t quite sure why.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
I'm not worried. I'm sleeping with my wife, not yours.The new study, which surveyed 7,580 nationally representative adults across the U.S., finds that people who practice “extreme grooming” ― removing all of their pubic hair more than 11 times per year ― or “high frequency” grooming ― trimming pubic hair daily or weekly ― have a 3.5- to four-fold heightened risk for contracting herpes, HPV and syphilis compared to those who had never groomed their pubes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
She's the one who should worry.Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm not worried. I'm sleeping with my wife.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
What should she worry about? She's as happy as a clam.Mikey wrote:She's the one who should worry.Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm not worried. I'm sleeping with my wife.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So is the fat Mexican next door.Goober McTuber wrote:What should she worry about? She's as happy as a clam.Mikey wrote:She's the one who should worry.Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm not worried. I'm sleeping with my wife.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Three cheers for this thread!
God bless you, 'Spray. You are a credit to your weight class.
God bless you, 'Spray. You are a credit to your weight class.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
So sweet of Mikey to care about Goobs' junk.
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Nah. Just Mikey being Mikey.Papa Willie wrote:You can tell this one makes Goobs uncomfortable.trev wrote:So sweet of Mikey to care about Goobs' junk.
This is good.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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You fat guys gotta stick together. Especially when obsessing about another man's enormous package.Papa Willie wrote:Mikey is gooder than you, so there's always that.Goober McTuber wrote:Nah. Just Mikey being Mikey.Papa Willie wrote:You can tell this one makes Goobs uncomfortable.
This is good.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Nonsense. I got a big heart. I got pictures to prove it.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
I didn't even see that. And no - I don't want to either.Papa Willie wrote:All we saw was a tiny heart. That damned our eyes enough. And no - we don't want to see anything else, either.
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Whole lot of penis envy up in this joint.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
I think it's actually penis breath. And it's all coming from your direction.Goober McTuber wrote:Whole lot of penis envy up in this joint.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
I think trev was right. You have an unnatural fascination with my junk. It's kind of creepy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Nice try, but your constant state of penis breath has nothing to do with your junk...unless you're fellating yourself.
Wouldn't be surprised actually.
If you want to get rid of it you might ask Trev. She's likely very experienced with this.
Wouldn't be surprised actually.
If you want to get rid of it you might ask Trev. She's likely very experienced with this.
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You must enjoy imagining it's that large. Sinner.Mikey wrote:Nice try, but your constant state of penis breath has nothing to do with your junk...unless you're fellating yourself.
Wouldn't be surprised actually.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Somewhat. I'm married and have only been with one guy my entire life.Mikey wrote: She's likely very experienced with this.
Unlike you.
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Absolutely. I haven't been with any guys.trev wrote:Somewhat. I'm married and have only been with one guy my entire life.Mikey wrote: She's likely very experienced with this.
Unlike you.
Unlike Goobs, which is how he got his puppy breath.
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How many guys you think Mikey's been with? Over/under is around 60.trev wrote:Somewhat. I'm married and have only been with one guy my entire life.Mikey wrote: She's likely very experienced with this.
Unlike you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Under. Even gay guys got standards.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
So, Vegas wasn't as fun as you'd hoped for?smackaholic wrote:Under. Even gay guys got standards.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
What in the HECK is going on here? :?
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This thread is one of the reasons we're flying under the radar this year.
Merry Effin' Christmas.
Merry Effin' Christmas.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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Well, that plus the fact that you all suck out loud. Choke on a moose dick.Blitzen wrote:This thread is one of the reasons we're flying under the radar this year.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Well, based on this thread and where your focus is, that would be your area of expertise.
Stop obsessing about moose dick so much. It's creepy.
Ho ho ho, now go stuff your stocking.
Stop obsessing about moose dick so much. It's creepy.
Ho ho ho, now go stuff your stocking.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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IKYABWAI. The epitome of reindeer posting skills. Take a bow, Corky.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI. The epitome of reindeer posting skills. Take a bow, Corky.
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Tell me again, Pikkkle, what hotel bar do you work at?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Tell me again, Pikkkle, what hotel bar do you work at?
I don't work at a hotel bar.....dumb fukkkk!
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Goober, the red nosed alky,
had a ginny blossomed nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would surely say it's gross.
All of the other drunkards,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let old Goober,
have respect 'cause he's so lame.
Then one sloggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Goober with your nose a fright,
Won't you join AA tonight.
Goober then blanched in panic,
went out on a drunken spree,
Goober the red nosed alky
you need a lobotomy.
had a ginny blossomed nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would surely say it's gross.
All of the other drunkards,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let old Goober,
have respect 'cause he's so lame.
Then one sloggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Goober with your nose a fright,
Won't you join AA tonight.
Goober then blanched in panic,
went out on a drunken spree,
Goober the red nosed alky
you need a lobotomy.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
The style is reminiscent of a certain tedious teetotaler. C-
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Blitzen wrote: Goober with your nose a fright,
Won't you join AA tonight.
Another holiday season...another trampling.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
A thousand bottles of booze on the wall,
a thousand bottles of booze,
if one of those bottles happens to fall,
Goobers curls up in an sad, fetal ball.
Get over yourself you fuggin' lush.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
You know Goober, when Spray calls you out for continuing to play the dick and gay card and you continue to play it, well, dick shaped old pot meet gay ass kettle.
This Christmas is NOT shaping up to be a good one for you. Go deck your waxed balls with some fairy holly you sissy Mary.
This Christmas is NOT shaping up to be a good one for you. Go deck your waxed balls with some fairy holly you sissy Mary.
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Ok, fuck, I can't just read this bullshit and stay in the basement anymore.Goober McTuber wrote:The truth about Rudolph.
Did you know that fucking Gay People help make that over-marketed high-priced sucker-bait whisk(e)y you claim to slobber down? Yes fucking gay people. I have a buddy in Oreg0n who fucking Knows Everything about whisk(e)y and besides that I have been interested in it for a long time. You probably don't know this, but whatever they use for mash for the swill if first crushed and split by the dirty feet of LGBTQ people. And that's after they have had ass-foot sex all morning. Then Straight to the mash pit for for a cleansing and another round of switchie changie. Cheap assed booze fermenting takes off like a mother fucker with the special mix of ass hole / toe jam bacteria. Talk about a yeast factory! And No fucking amount of distillation will remove that essence of ass-aids-mold. Salude.
And you sucker up to the commercial hype, like somebody's sweat hog wife watching QVC buying $400 eye cream, and buy the shit. I expect after all your bouts of getting older, you can't even taste the difference between sheep spit and it's shit. Fess up old boy.
So don't fuck with the reindeer, and don't fuck with gay people, you drink and eat their shit every day. I don't need a Fucking Link I know people in Oreg0n.
Fucking merry christmas old man.
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As much as I despise these pests showing up to tard up the holidays every year, this is rack worthy.....
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
That was the funniest thing posted by a reindeer in the past two years. But he didn't at all deny the fact that he is queer as a $3 bill..
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Are you so afraid of being a gaylord you must refer to me in third person? Spend about two hours with my reindeer friends and your asshole will scream "I'm not gay."Goober McTuber wrote:That was the funniest thing posted by a reindeer in the past two years. But he didn't at all deny the fact that he is queer as a $3 bill..
Where do you think the elves came from? Me and Momma Claus that's where. Old Santa has smoked that pipe for too many years now to have any interest in that kind of stuff. Not that he's gay, just old and shriveled. like you I suppose. I'll have to ask MS, they say he sucks black dick.
Happy Hollidays
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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?
Somewhere within Moving Sale's lineage.Rudolph wrote:Where do you think the elves came from?
It's fitting that you have that shiny red nose. They say your mouth is a red-light district for the rest of the reindeer.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim