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How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:04 pm
by Screw_Michigan
See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want. I'd never be so emasculated like the rest of you pussies, being confined to just one room in my home. But then again, that's just how some of you pussies like living: your old ladies leading you around by your nutsacks.

I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:42 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:33 pm
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
By 'entire home' you mean your one bedroom apartment and by 'designed' you mean strewn with empty pizza boxes and wadded cum rags, correct?

RACK you! You are certainly living the life...

:meds:

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:34 pm
by Go Coogs'
Screw_Michigan wrote: I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?
When I was forced to watch a Tom Hanks movie on Thanksgiving.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:15 pm
by mvscal
Honestly, I am continually amazed at the kaleidoscopic variety of methods which screwy uses to kick his own ass. Truly remarkable. You can't coach that.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:18 pm
by BSmack
When I moved to THE District.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:19 pm
by Wolfman
I have a "den" which I guess is in reality the 3rd bedroom of our house. When any extra people like Grandchildren visit, my couch can open up into a double bed. The only real accessory I'm lacking is a small fridge for the beer. I accede to MrsO as she says she'd never see me if I didn't have to make trips to the kitchen for it. I have a small closet for my clothes. MrsO takes up the whole walk in in our master bedroom. I get to hang up a bath robe and such there too.
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Computer armoire, small dresser with my old school CRT TV. My old CRT monitor has since been replaced by a 24" flat screen. The Cornell insect display box the reads "THANKS BIG JIM" is spelled out in Asian Long Horn Beetles and was given to me by the grad student who worked with me at Cornell raising those things. Yes there are 2 bowling trophies for when our team somehow won our league titles. I think that's my Joe Mauer bobblehead that I won at a Twin's spring game here.
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Bookcases take up most of the south wall of the den. That's my Uncle hugh's funeral flag. He was buried with full honors at Fort Sam Houston cemetery in San Antonio.
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The view out my den window that faces west to my next door beighbor. This is an old shot and some of you may recognize the infamous "dumpater" that I tagged as it was placed on my property.
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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wolfie, why do you have a dildo...in a glass case...on your shelf?
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:o

How freaky does Mrs. O get?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:23 pm
by Go Coogs'
Wolfman wrote: Image
Can you get Audiogalaxy on that speed demon?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:02 pm
by Wolfman
Marty--get your mind, what's left of it, out of the gutter. That's actually a rectangular piece of art work that has the Madonna (not the trashy pop star, but the Mother of Christ) and Child etched into it. It was my mother's and I took possession after she died in 1981 from cancer. I think it is from France and may have been brought over by my maternal grandfather who was a combat surgeon in WW1. No, I'm not taking it to Antiques Road Show.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:47 am
by Carson
Rack the dumpater reset.

While we're plungering JIzz Mopagain, where's that PET of Moscow he promised months ago?

Or did he go all LES PAUL 2 on us???

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:22 am
by poptart
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Sent to you by KC Scott, after
his hook up with you.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:22 pm
by Smackie Chan
Carson wrote:LES PAUL 2
Nice

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:29 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wolfie's "man cave" looks like my bedroom circa 1995. Minus the glass encased dildo.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:14 pm
by R-Jack
I got a place to do my own laundry without digging for change and a place to watch TV when I don't want to watch a Tom Hanks flick and both are near the beer fridge. Does that count?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:01 pm
by Diego in Seattle
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wolfie's "man cave" looks like my bedroom circa 1995. Minus the glass encased dildo.
Kept it on the bedside table for quicker access?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:59 pm
by trev
Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
It's real nice. Rack you.

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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:42 am
by R-Jack
trev wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
It's real nice. Rack you.

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Hey, fuck you you uppity drunk cunt. My whole home is my man cave....and not just because it is a rented out basement. It's for a MAN! And that's me. From the laundromat to hanging with my girlfriends family, I get treated like a eunuch in every social situation, but when you losers have to check your grapes at the door, I get to be the mofuckin MAN when I set foot in my home, lock all the deadbolts and chains on my front door and check to see if a crackhead broke my window to steal my toaster oven again. RACK me bitch. You faggots may be kings of one room, but my dope pad has a door on the bathroom so I get to be king of TWO rooms. Bode chumps.

-Stud in DC-

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:50 am
by smackaholic
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rack Jack!!!

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:36 am
by Diego in Seattle
R-Jack knows how to keep his woman in her place.

All he has to do is say two words & she instantly shuts up.

"La Migra!"

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:54 am
by R-Jack
Diego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyone

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:40 am
by Diego in Seattle
R-Jack wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyone
I'll take your word for it since you're the one with experience in those type of matters.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:24 pm
by Smackie Chan
Diego in Seattle wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyone
I'll take your word for it since you're the one with experience in those type of matters.
Epic blast there, Diego in KC.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:57 pm
by smackaholic
When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:51 pm
by Smackie Chan
smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:21 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Does LTS know you turned his guitar into a lamp?

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:39 pm
by smackaholic
Smackie Chan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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Nice.

Now get that fukkin' banner working!

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:14 pm
by R-Jack
Smackie Chan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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Too bad that's only one room.........YOU PUSSY!

-Don Juan of the District.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:57 pm
by smackaholic
And in the next room over, he prolly has a few major appliances that do not have coin slots.

Bode, Casa Smackie, even if he does have to turn over the reigns of power in the rest of the rooms to some chick.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:20 pm
by Left Seater
Props to Screwy I guess. He gets to go grab paint samples and fabrics and decide what colors to put where and blah blah blah. He can go to the furniture stores or cruise the curbs for old sofas etc. I would rather this crap happen without my input while I watch football.

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:55 pm
by mamamustanger
Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want. I'd never be so emasculated like the rest of you pussies, being confined to just one room in my home. But then again, that's just how some of you pussies like living: your old ladies leading you around by your nutsacks.

I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?

Screwy.... Your entire place is one room! Guess you emasculated yourself!

Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:19 pm
by Mikey
Me and the OL in my man cave, a few years ago.

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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:14 pm
by Rooster
"See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want." = Thrice divorced, four mortgages, five separate child support payments

RACK you, I guess. :meds: