Polar Vortex is Coming
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mamamustanger
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Brrrrrr......time to get out the titty Warmers
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I remember them being called a Siberian Express. Like it's something new. Just as long as there is not a patch of snow somewhere up in NW Canada that never melts in summer and is growing. Keep warm.
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mamamustanger wrote:Brrrrrr......time to get out the titty Warmers
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Our TV weathermen called them Alberta Clippers. Just a very normal atmospheric reaction to a massive low pressure system. No need to barren down the hatches.Wolfman wrote:I remember them being called a Siberian Express.
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Papa Willie wrote:Gonna get up to only 64 here today. Brrrrrrr! And then we've got to suffer with 70's through most of next week.
fuck pine trees.
fuck flying cockroaches that live in those pine trees
and fuck humidity in general.
i don't miss living in Millidgeville. :twisted:
oh yea..and fuck fire ant beds 2.5 ft tall.
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Papa Willie wrote:Gonna get up to only 64 here today. Brrrrrrr! And then we've got to suffer with 70's through most of next week.
Keep them around for the week after. I plan on wearing shorts when I'm in the ATL.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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Close to 90 here today. Wouldn't mind a little polar vortex action right about now. I'm pretty fukkin tired of summer.
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georgia has some weird fucking insects....first time I'd ever seen a wheel bug was when I was in Georgia....ugly fuckers....and a velvet ant, which is really a wasp.....and palmetto bugs....cockroaches on steroids....that's what humidity gets youMoby Dick wrote: fuck pine trees.
fuck flying cockroaches that live in those pine trees
and fuck humidity in general.
i don't miss living in Millidgeville. :twisted:
oh yea..and fuck fire ant beds 2.5 ft tall.
get out, get out while there's still time
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This polar vortex is something that's supposed to affect you people in the lesser parts of the country.
This is bullshit.
Now, Mr. Pacific is supposed to throw some moisture into the mix.
This is bullshit.
Now, Mr. Pacific is supposed to throw some moisture into the mix.
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I heard it was -25 in Casper Wyoming this morning. That's messed up.
What's even more messed up is I get home from work today and the furnace isn't working. Supposed to get down to about 19 here overnight
I have 3 space heaters keeping it fairly comfortable for the moment. Hope they don't blow the circuit breakers. Guess I'll call somebody tomorrow to come out and fix the fucker.
I could sure use some global warming right about now.
What's even more messed up is I get home from work today and the furnace isn't working. Supposed to get down to about 19 here overnight
I have 3 space heaters keeping it fairly comfortable for the moment. Hope they don't blow the circuit breakers. Guess I'll call somebody tomorrow to come out and fix the fucker.
I could sure use some global warming right about now.
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polar what?
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living in SoCal...82 today
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The originality in this post is overwhelming.ChargerMike wrote:polar what?
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I think I'll go wash my car, then take an hour-long shower.ChargerMike wrote:polar what?
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It's pretty cold. Going from nice, balmy fall weather to mid-winter deep freeze in one day kinda blows. I still had a couple tomatoes going.
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Papa Willie wrote:when i was a kid ..probably late 80s ..lived on the lake there for about 2 yrs before moving back to Oklahoma.Moby Dick wrote:Papa Willie wrote:Gonna get up to only 64 here today. Brrrrrrr! And then we've got to suffer with 70's through most of next week.
fuck pine trees.
fuck flying cockroaches that live in those pine trees
and fuck humidity in general.
i don't miss living in Millidgeville. :twisted:
oh yea..and fuck fire ant beds 2.5 ft tall.
Holy shit, dude! Didn't know you ever lived in Milledgeville! How long & when?
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The winter storm" they predicted didn't quite go as planned in town, inspiring this image:
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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That is enough to stop all those fucking bike riding filthy hipsters in Portland.Dinsdale wrote:The winter storm" they predicted didn't quite go as planned in town, inspiring this image:
When I looked out at 5 am and saw nothing I was not surprised.
Pretty big fail by the National Weather Service, who usually hits it pretty accurate, despite their government ownership.
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Papa Willie wrote:Moby Dick wrote: when i was a kid ..probably late 80s ..lived on the lake there for about 2 yrs before moving back to Oklahoma.
Sinclair! We used to have a place there up until about 17 years ago. I pretty much know just about every square inch of that lake. Where on it were y'all?
man it's been a while...if i can remember correctly..on the south side of it. ( i was in 5th grade so it's been a minute). Man me and a couple buddies were some shits. We'd swim around the lake...climb up on people's little docks...grab their chairs and take em intot he water about chest deep....we did that all night one time
