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...except he didn't even tip 10%. Hopefully somebody shit on his plate or at least he died in a fiery car wreck on the way home.

What the note on the bill should have said:

"Sorry, but I only give my tip to 10 year old boys...


Sin,
Pastor"

Pastor Pink:

Pastor Leroy, with Brother Timothy and Brother Jasper.

Jsc810 wrote:Pastor Bell:

Absolutely no surprise right there. Fat niqqer bitches are every waiter's worst nightmare. Loud, obnoxious, demanding and never tip for shit assuming they tip at all. The main reason I tipped the hostess well was to see that these shitbags were seated in someone else's section preferably on the other side of the restaurant so they didn't interfere with my other guests' enjoyment of their meal.

Niqqers do the same thing to the earning potential of a waiter's section as they do to real estate property values in their neighborhoods. Normal human beings who would ordinarily be inclined to linger for coffee and dessert will cash out and bolt as soon as they can when a table of loud niqqers (are there any other kind?) are seated near them. I'm sure some of them even feel bad about it for some reason and it makes them do stupid things such as vote for Oplatelip to expunge their guilt.

Let's be real here, though. Nobody likes niqqers. Nobody wants anything whatsoever to do with niqqers if they can help it. Not even other niqqers.

C'mon...aren't you exaggerating just a little bit?

Not in the least.

Hmmm...I'm not completely convinced.

Perhaps we can get an impartial observer's opinion.

Terry, your thoughts?

Martyred wrote:Hmmm...I'm not completely convinced.

Perhaps we can get an impartial observer's opinion.

Terry, your thoughts?

Coerced testimony is not admissible.

mvscal wrote: Let's be real here, though. Nobody likes niqqers. Nobody wants anything whatsoever to do with niqqers if they can help it. Not even other niqqers.

First, one needs to define what a "niqqer" is before a broad brush statement could be considered as fact.

Atomic Punk wrote:

mvscal wrote: Let's be real here, though. Nobody likes niqqers. Nobody wants anything whatsoever to do with niqqers if they can help it. Not even other niqqers.

First, one needs to define what a "niqqer" is before a broad brush statement could be considered as fact.

Everyone knows a niqqer when they see one.

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:Hmmm...I'm not completely convinced.

Perhaps we can get an impartial observer's opinion.

Terry, your thoughts?

Coerced testimony is not admissible.

That's right. Marty. I'm afraid Terry that married an F.N.B. The FNB doesn't give a fuck if some of your friends might be exiting a strip club when she hurls abuse at them. She doesn't care if you're weak from hunger when she slams your face into the nice granite counter top you bought to appease her if you have failed to take out the garbage.

The FNB just don't care 'bout nothin.

But surely there are many African Americans that find this behaviour abhorrent. I'm positive incidents such as these are in the minority.

Have you never had a dining experience where you've taken your meal peaceably in the presence of a polite and restrained black family/gathering?

Canadian blacks are basically white. You wouldn't understand.

Up here we have Eskimos...or ice niqqers.

Seriously, when you see igloos start popping up on your street...you know your property values just shit the bed.

Gang "hoodies":

mvscal wrote: Everyone knows a niqqer when they see one.

I think "everyone" understands your intent of making that point. Here's my question to you if you will. Are all black people considered "niqqers" in your frame of mind?

If you "understand" my point, why are you asking questions?

mvscal wrote:If you "understand" my point, why are you asking questions?

Because you are saying all blacks are what you describe?

mvscal wrote:If you "understand" my point, why are you asking questions?

Perhaps it's the jug handle of Bukoff he had for dinner?

Martyred wrote:...a polite and restrained black family/gathering?

I don't believe in unicorns either.

A song for mvscal, with apologies to Joni Mitchell

Gobs and gobs of curly hair
And fat black asses in the air
And loud brown people everywhere
I've looked at nogs that way

But now they only block the sun
They cuss and scream at everyone
So many things I would have done
But nogs got in my way

I've looked at nogs from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's nogs’ intrusions I recall
I really don't like nogs at all

Knives and guns and bags of crack
The neighborhood is getting whack
As every horror tale comes real
I've looked at nogs that way

But now it's just another show
You try to doge them when you go
And if you care, don't let them know
Don't give yourself away

I've looked at nogs from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It's nogs’ intrusions I recall
I really don't like nogs at all

Tears and fears and shit-filled drawers
Those damn brown fucking welfare whores
Dreams and schemes and lowlife crowds
I've looked at nogs that way

But now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost but something's gained
In hating every day

I've looked at nogs from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It's nogs’ intrusions I recall
I really don't like nogs at all

mvscal wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:Pastor Bell:

Absolutely no surprise right there. Fat niqqer bitches are every waiter's worst nightmare. Loud, obnoxious, demanding and never tip for shit assuming they tip at all. The main reason I tipped the hostess well was to see that these shitbags were seated in someone else's section preferably on the other side of the restaurant so they didn't interfere with my other guests' enjoyment of their meal.

Niqqers do the same thing to the earning potential of a waiter's section as they do to real estate property values in their neighborhoods. Normal human beings who would ordinarily be inclined to linger for coffee and dessert will cash out and bolt as soon as they can when a table of loud niqqers (are there any other kind?) are seated near them. I'm sure some of them even feel bad about it for some reason and it makes them do stupid things such as vote for Oplatelip to expunge their guilt.

Let's be real here, though. Nobody likes niqqers. Nobody wants anything whatsoever to do with niqqers if they can help it. Not even other niqqers.

This is a most excellent rant and is why mvscal will be one of my favorite posters in the history of the interwebs forever.

Thank you!

Rack Goobs for that song. Where did you get that from? I'm not sure if you are savvy enough or that funny to cobble something like that together by yourself.

I prefer the system we work under here in OZ
http://www.fairwork.gov.au/pay/national ... fault.aspx
the minimum wage here is $15.96 $AUSD per hour or $16.28 USD & that doesn't include the rates for weekend work or public holidays & holiday loading
Compared to the US minimum wage being $7.25 USD
http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013 ... an-workers
Which I think is appalling for a western country

Most friends I know who work in the restaurant industry as waitstaff earn around $18 - $25 an hour depending on what restaurant they work in.
Here you only tip if you feel you had good service & the waitstaff don't get bent out of shape if you don't tip
Personally I always tip if I feel the food & service is good, as I work in an industry myself that people tip me for good service so I look at it as good karma to tip someone I think has given me good service, but it doesn't bother me if I don't get tipped as I know I earn a good wage & look at tips as bonus money.

I've been to the States, predominately LA, 4 times in the last 4 years as I have close friends who live there & love shopping over there as there is more variety as you have a much bigger population to cater for,
& I resent having to tip for poor service,
but have no problem tipping more than the required 15- 18% if I feel the service was exemplary,
I don't feel that the service is any better in the US as the staff are working for tips
as it seems that servers feel they should be tipped regardless as this is part of their wage so do just the bare minimum
which means we are directly paying the servers wage & even though the initial prices on the menu without tip might look cheaper in some US eateries than in Australia, by the time you add tax & tip
to the bill it averages out the same.

I resent having to tip for poor service

You don't have to tip for poor service. That's the point of the system. It incentivizes good service. Poor waiters can't make a living on $3.50 an hour so they find something else to do.

Invictus wrote:Rack Goobs for that song. Where did you get that from? I'm not sure if you are savvy enough or that funny to cobble something like that together by yourself.

Are you new here?