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I wonder how many times he did that show hammered..he stammered and fumbled it all the time. Pretty funny dude though..
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Richard Dawson would've fit in well in this shithole. He apparently hated Bob Crane, and when told of Crane's murder, his response was, "Well, it's just another case of giving the people what they want."
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Derron wrote:I wonder how many times he did that show hammered..he stammered and fumbled it all the time. Pretty funny dude though..
I wonder if he ever did it sober?

RIP Richard
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I don't know about him hating Bob Crane, but he introduced Crane to the guy who got him, Crane, into videotaping, who was later suspected of killing him.
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I wonder how many women he gave mouth herpes to.
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Rich Fader wrote:I don't know about him hating Bob Crane, but he introduced Crane to the guy who got him, Crane, into videotaping, who was later suspected of killing him.
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Derron wrote:I wonder how many times he did that show hammered..he stammered and fumbled it all the time. Pretty funny dude though..
I wonder if he ever did it sober?

RIP Richard

I'm thinking it would be next to impossible to do that show anything BUT hammered. Dawson was awesome plain and simple. He was way ahead of the dipsy screaming famlies and played them like a fine fiddle.
In my book he was second only to Gene Rayburn and Match Game...wait...he was the star of that show as well, no small task with the likes of Charles Nelson Reilly, and Brett Sommers to name but a few.
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Ever see the episodes where he meets his 2nd wife? Was funny to see him develop an attachment to her as the Johnson family progressed in the show.
There were not many as quick witted as Dawson. Looking back makes you wonder why he was never groomed for late night TV.
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Wolfman wrote:Ever see the episodes where he meets his 2nd wife? Was funny to see him develop an attachment to her as the Johnson family progressed in the show.
There were not many as quick witted as Dawson. Looking back makes you wonder why he was never groomed for late night TV.
Probably because he was having a blast doing what he did and made boatloads of cash doing it.
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Wolfman wrote:Ever see the episodes where he meets his 2nd wife? Was funny to see him develop an attachment to her as the Johnson family progressed in the show.
There were not many as quick witted as Dawson. Looking back makes you wonder why he was never groomed for late night TV.
Probably because he was having a blast doing what he did and made boatloads of cash doing it.
Not to mention that in the mid-80s, going up against the combo of Carson & Letterman was a career suicide mission.
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Wolfman wrote:Ever see the episodes where he meets his 2nd wife? Was funny to see him develop an attachment to her as the Johnson family progressed in the show.
There were not many as quick witted as Dawson. Looking back makes you wonder why he was never groomed for late night TV.

Good call Wolf....While still a panelist on "The Match Game," he began on "Family Feud," where his popularity grew to such levels that he was mentioned as a front-runner to win the "Tonight Show" host chair as successor to Johnny Carson, who at the time was considering retirement
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BSmack wrote:Not to mention that in the mid-80s, going up against the combo of Carson & Letterman was a career suicide mission.
Guys, tell BSmack you knew. The ratings out front should have told you.
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Dude, the man kissed every single good-looking woman who ever was on the FEUD. Not to mention several minors. IN FACT, he once kissed a very pretty 12 yr old with braces. He forced his tongue in her so hard, she later had to have her braces re-aligned!!!! The father got so mad, after the show he went to Dawson's dressing room and almost took his life. The producers later settled out of court.

Guy was a piece of shit pedophile.
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bradhusker wrote:Dude, the man kissed every single good-looking woman who ever was on the FEUD. Not to mention several minors. IN FACT, he once kissed a very pretty 12 yr old with braces. He forced his tongue in her so hard, she later had to have her braces re-aligned!!!! The father got so mad, after the show he went to Dawson's dressing room and almost took his life. The producers later settled out of court.

:meds:

When does this shit stop?
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Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Dude, the man kissed every single good-looking woman who ever was on the FEUD. Not to mention several minors. IN FACT, he once kissed a very pretty 12 yr old with braces. He forced his tongue in her so hard, she later had to have her braces re-aligned!!!! The father got so mad, after the show he went to Dawson's dressing room and almost took his life. The producers later settled out of court.

:meds:

When does this shit stop?
It stopped the day Dawson croaked. That no-good drunkard POS is dead.
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bradhusker wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Dude, the man kissed every single good-looking woman who ever was on the FEUD. Not to mention several minors. IN FACT, he once kissed a very pretty 12 yr old with braces. He forced his tongue in her so hard, she later had to have her braces re-aligned!!!! The father got so mad, after the show he went to Dawson's dressing room and almost took his life. The producers later settled out of court.

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When does this shit stop?
It stopped the day Dawson croaked. That no-good drunkard POS is dead.
I meant the shit where you keep spouting obvious bullshit that has no basis in fact.
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]Dude, the man kissed every single good-looking woman who ever was on the FEUD. Not to mention several minors. IN FACT, he once kissed a very pretty 12 yr old with braces. He forced his tongue in her so hard, she later had to have her braces re-aligned!!!! The father got so mad, after the show he went to Dawson's dressing room and almost took his life. The producers later settled out of court.








GOOB, question for ya? Is this a serious newschannel? Are we part of some serious journalistic prime time venue?

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bradhusker wrote:This forum is for LAUGHS.
Then for God's sake, try to be funny. Just once.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:This forum is for LAUGHS.
Then for God's sake, try to be funny. Just once.
How bout I post a pic of my "cock and balls", ???
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While that would be funny in a sort of tragi-comic manner, I think we'll pass on the crank shots, brad.

You could PM them to jsc. He's a big fan of the cock.
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bradhusker wrote:
This forum is for LAUGHS. Why do you think that you and I were brought in here?
The shit wasn't all too chuckle worthy the first time I deleted it. Now it's just spam.

Knock it the fuck off Brad.
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bradhusker wrote:How bout I post a pic of my "cock and balls", ???
I dare you.
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