George Michael...

[Rich Fader]

...DEAD!

The sports reporter, unfortunately, not the pop singer.

R.I.P.

[Katy]

Rats. :x

I was hoping for the pop singer dying in some unfortunate park bathroom incident involving a hose and rake.

[smackaholic]

rack katy.

pretty much what i was expecting. i hadn't quite narrowed it down to a specific garden tool, though.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Rats. :x

I was hoping for the pop singer dying in some unfortunate park bathroom incident involving a hose and rake.

To me, the most shocking thing about that incident was that it shocked anyone. I thought it was pretty much common knowledge that dude was a polesmoker, and my gaydar doesn't work worth a damn.

[H4ever]

rack katy.

pretty much what i was expecting. i hadn't quite narrowed it down to a specific garden tool, though.

Second the rack.

If it did go down like Katy and we all hoped for, I'm thinking it would have involved a hand cultivator, a bulb planter and a dethatcher....and a few declawed moles.