I'm back....

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:46 am

I just found out yesterday that you missed me and I was no longer banned here.

So, how much did you miss me ?

This place has lost its MAGIC since I've been gone.

Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Or should I continue to ignore you at my behalf and better judgment ?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:51 am

Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Why, yes. Since you were born in Illinois, how does it feel to be a "midwesterner?"

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:03 am

.m2 wrote:Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Why yes.

What's it like being a complete and total douche?

Do you at least know why people can't stand the site of you in this forum?

You know you're a disease to this place, right?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:12 am

Why, yes, I have a question. Do you have any idea whatsoever where you were actually headed when you tried to get all uppity with this...

Or should I continue to ignore you at my behalf and better judgment ?

Or, maybe a better way to put it would be, well, do you have any idea what behalf even means? Or behest, for that matter? You didn't even come close to using either one correctly, but behest is the word you were shooting for there, and still you had it wrong.

One other question..

Where ya' been?

Okay, one last question, for now...

Why lie, and claim you were banned, when clearly you weren't?

Oh, fuck it. One more question...

72-6, in your two biggest games. Whaddup with that?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:15 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?
Why, yes. Since you were born in Illinois, how does it feel to be a "midwesterner?"

My bad, I spent a commercial break of MNF making a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

As a young child growing up in Chicago.... I told my parents that it was in our best interest to get the hell out of Chi-town.

There was a place out there that had 60 and 70 degree winters.

I was 3.

Then my family nicknamed me "the truth".

They got it.... and I delivered.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:22 am

Jsc, knock it off. Don't confuse him. I already asked him that very question, and he doesn't need to have to be putting together an entirely different set of non sequitur pictures for you too.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:23 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
.m2 wrote:Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Why yes.

What's it like being a complete and total douche?

I'm not sure.

I moved Houston a few years ago when the economy started heading south.... and I didn't end up marrying a FAT COW.

I think I made the right call.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:23 am

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:25 am

.m2 wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
.m2 wrote:Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?
Why yes.

What's it like being a complete and total douche?
I'm not sure.

So, while not being entirely sure, you at least have a pretty solid notion.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:30 am

H4ever wrote:Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Not recently...

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:32 am

.m2 wrote:
H4ever wrote:Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Not recently...

Do you have fond memories of the times you were there, Shirley?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:35 am

.m2 wrote:I moved Houston a few years ago when the economy started heading south.... and I didn't end up marrying a FAT COW.

I may have married a FAT COW, but I didn't C&P someone's facebook gallery to a Cal game and pawned it off as my own story. You lose, faggot.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:35 am

Jsc810 wrote:
.m2 wrote:I was no longer banned here.
You were not banned.

Why do you lie like that?

"Left Seater" will have my back on this one....

I was banned here till a few days ago.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:37 am

H4ever wrote:
.m2 wrote:
H4ever wrote:Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

Not recently...
Do you have fond memories of the times you were there, Shirley?

Why did you call me, "Shirley"?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:40 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
.m2 wrote:I moved Houston a few years ago when the economy started heading south.... and I didn't end up marrying a FAT COW.
I may have married a FAT COW,.

May ???

I see where your anger is coming from....

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:45 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
.m2 wrote:Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Why yes.

What's it like being a complete and total douche?

Do you at least know why people can't stand the site of you in this forum?

You know you're a disease to this place, right?

As opposed to where?

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:50 am

.m2 wrote: My bad, I spent a commercial break of MNF making a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

making? like: combine two parts sauvignon and one part blanc in a shaker along with ice; shake; strain into a wine glass?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:56 am

Good football discussion here boys!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:17 pm

I will confirm that mJew was restricted from posting in the BTPCFB forum since Jan 8. That is when he created the Blueballs troll. Blueballs has never been restricted from posting in the BTPCFB forum. Therefore, his handler can't claim to not be able to post here. On Sept 29th, the restriction was lifted on mJew form the BTPCFB forum. So, his saying he has been banned the past 2 weeks has been horseshit. He knew all along he could post with Blueballs. He just found it a convenient excuse to say he was banned because the mJew troll was restricted.

So, here's a question...do you mind if I delete all threads about Kal?

Let me give my thoughts, other than a pregame/in game thread, expect it to be TROTSed. I'll let this one slide. Until you actually contribute, you're on double secret probation.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
.m2 wrote:I moved Houston a few years ago when the economy started heading south.... and I didn't end up marrying a FAT COW.
I may have married a FAT COW, but I didn't C&P someone's facebook gallery to a Cal game and pawned it off as my own story. You lose, faggot.

you may win bro, but a bogus post on a msg board vs. marrying a big girl will not provide the margin of victory.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:01 pm

I have a question:

When are you offing yourself and what will be the link to the video streaming from your desk-cam?

TIA

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:55 am

Go Coogs' wrote: Do you at least know why people can't stand the site of you in this forum?

Van, why does Rumps get a pass here, but you bust mtool for behalf and behest?

It's "sight", cowtipper. Sight.

m2 or Blueblood doesn't offend me in the least... just another punk in here running his yap, as are we all, yet you think peeps can't "stand the site" of him. That's why almost everyone comes rushing whenever he posts, because you never want to be late for a pile-on. Pathetic.

In reality, he's pulling the strings.

Welcome back, mtool.

Your seat is still warm.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:16 am

WW, Coogs gets a pass there for the same reason I nearly always give people a pass over spelling gaffes and other writing errors: Most of the time they're simple mistakes, and there are just plain too many of them on these boards to be worth the trouble.

Usually the only time I'll correct someone is when they make an ass out of themselves with their error. Examples of this would be:

-The classic one, which is when someone attempts to run grammar smack while butchering the grammar in their own smack.

These days, by and large, I even leave those alone. The spelling and grammar is so uniformly atrocious 'round these parts that unless it's M Club, Mgo, PSU or only a mere handful of others - many of the members of BTPCF, come to think of it - I can fairly well expect a Phillips screwdriver to my eyes whenever I read their posts. On the main board, christ, Smackie Chan's just about the only one who can correctly conjugate a fucking verb.

-My favorite one, which is the TVO/m2 gaffe: Attempting to use big words, while having no clue as to their meaning, much less the proper way to use them. When someone attempts to assert their 'intellectual superiority' by using big words, and they completely butcher the whole plot, a la Don King, yeah, I enjoy those.

TVO used to be good for about one of those per week.

m2 is utterly without a clue, obviously, so there's no point in correcting most of his errors, but his comical attempts to use big words will always appeal to my basic happy loathing.

Coogs? Coogs just can't spell for shit. There's no point in beating him up for that. I tried to correct his stupid nic for him, and he stubbornly persists with it anyway.

Oh well. What are you gonna do?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:46 am

Fair enough, Van.

I guess my point is that people in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones.

What really grabs my attention is when somebody tries to use the plural in their take (s'up Screwed?) while slamming somebody else.

You know the drill. "we all think you suck", etc.

They realize their opinion is worthless and are hoping against hope that somebody else will drop by and validate it.

Notice to every cunt posting here or anywhere. If you ever catch yourself posting what "we" think, click the red X and bail the fuck out right that second.

mtool gets limited props from me. Never once seen him post what "we" think.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:44 am

Yeah, he has, actually. He's used the "we" thing against Jon, in saying "we" and "the whole board" all know he's a <fill in the blank insult>.

At this point I also think it'd be fair to say we all know m2 has been a full-on pussy ever since the Oregon game. If there is anyone here who would offer a dissenting opinion, I'd be shocked.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:04 am

War Wagon wrote:
m2 or Blueblood doesn't offend me in the least...

In reality, he's pulling the strings.

Welcome back, truth.

Your seat is still warm.

Gets it...

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:18 am

WW, because of you we just had a rap video dropped here.

Fuck you, WW. Fuck you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:02 pm

If you ever catch yourself posting what "we" think, click the red X and bail the fuck out right that second.

Ha! Whatever you say, Welcome Wagon.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:26 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:49 am

Van wrote:WW, because of you we just had a rap video dropped here.

Fuck you, WW. Fuck you.

You didn't click on it, did you?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:54 am

War Wagon wrote:
Van wrote:WW, because of you we just had a rap video dropped here.

Fuck you, WW. Fuck you.
You didn't click on it, did you?

Nope. I saw Tupac and Dr. Dre in the video clip title and I went straight past Go, directly to being pissed off at you.

(Edit: Okay, I just noticed it's 2Pac in the title, not Tupac. Anyway, I just watched the damn thing. It's still "Caaaaan...youuuu...digggg iiiittttt??" garbage, followed by that "California knows how to party..." Casio sounding crap.

After further review, the ruling on the field is confirmed: Fuck you, WW. Fuck you.)

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:53 am

Indy has already set the record straight so no need to get your back .m2

However, I am completing my first triathlon this weekend, how is yours coming .m2blue?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:01 am

Left Seater wrote:Indy has already set the record straight so no need to get your back .m2

However, I am completing my first triathlon this weekend, how is yours coming .m2blue?

I'm fucking 3 different girls.

It's been a good week.

Let me guess... your FAT ASS... is outta breath again....?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:02 am

Left Seater wrote:Indy has already set the record straight so no need to get your back .m2

However, I am completing my first triathlon this weekend, how is yours coming .m2blue?

I'm fucking 3 different girls.

It's been a good week.

Let me guess... your FAT ASS... is outta breath, again....?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:14 am

.m2 wrote:I'm fucking 3 different girls.

Lemme guess...

Palm-ela Handerson
Rosie Palmer
Handy Ramirez

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:23 am

Coogs, that was horrible. That was fifth grade recess horrible.

Wow, that was horrible.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:25 am

I play to the level of my competition, Van.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:58 am

Dude, just stop. With that first attempt you ran it up into the wall, and now by going with that particularly virulent "K.C. strain" of IKYABWAI follow up rejoinder you find yourself wildly cartwheeling that sum'bitch through the infield.

You shouldn't need to wear a HANS device just to post here, Coogs.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:09 am

Dude, are you bored or something?

Seriously, Van, I will be the last to pull a IKYABWAI blast around here. You're reaching, bub.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:30 am

Coogs, saying your post sucked because the person to whom it was addressed sucks - the tried and true "I'm playing to the level of my competition!" rejoinder - is simply another strain of IKYABWAI.

Using it against m2 is particularly egregious since, well, it's fucking m2. Dude is a living, breathing, multi-faceted and fuchsia plumed extravaganza of self-asskicking.

Have K.C. folk become so choked with IKYABWAI DNA that they're now at the point where they don't even realize when they're spewing it?