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Remember this shit?



Yeah, that's right. Put your head where Douchebag's fat fukkin face is and put OV's on top of yours, that's what the Caps are gonna do to the Pens starting tomorrow. There will be no coasting the first two games from the Caps. Nope, they learned their lesson. They are gonna go straight to fucking the NHL's golden boy and your faggy frog goaltender right in their fucking asses, like Gobbles McFucktard on a Friday night with the Festivus twins. Then, Brooks Laich is gonna break Malkin's jaw with an elbow to the jaw. And to wrap it all up, Chris Clark is gonna give a center-ice backbreaker to Chris Kunitz, who I normally like but now HATE because he's the mortal enemy.

Just remember, this ain't the fucking Flyers you're playing this round, you're playing a team with the hottest goaltender in hockey, the best player in the world and the most potent offense. Make your PEACE NOW before it is too late, SUCKER.

Douchebag wrote:THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SERIUOS

STOP FUCKING AROUND LIEK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME

IMSO FUSI FUCKIGN PISSED I NCAN HARDLY FUCKING ABREATHE

Douchebag wrote:this is BLATANT disrespect. this will NOT be fucking tolerated

your balls are MINE, psufan. fucking MINE

2-2, nancyboy. Although Gonchar's injury will be significant.

Good to see Ovechkin channeling Ulf Samuelson with the cheap shot to the knee.

How many bitch moves does that make for the playoffs? Two? Three?

Nice to see that Screwball's still futilely struggling to post without referencing me. Very entertaining series, BTW.

Yes indeed it is.

Okay, Screw...you've been ignoring the Hawks all this time. Are you going to jump back onto their bandwagon after the Caps get bounced?

War a Wings-Hawks Western Final

Okay, Screw...you've been ignoring the Hawks all this time. Are you going to jump back onto their bandwagon after the Caps get bounced?

Most likely. Screw_Michigan = A coherent Frank Rizzo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Most likely. Screw_Michigan = A coherent Frank Rizzo.

Please remind me where I live, MgoTard-TimeSpecial.

Shoalz, if/when the Caps are bounced from the playoffs, I will be devastated, especially how the entire team (save OV) has gone Goober, i.e. impotent. But of course, I will be very excited for a Chi-Det final. Those don't happen too often, and I expect the outcome to be much closer than 95. To answer your question, I won't be running up and down the streets of DC pounding my chest over the Hawks, but I will be cheering them on from home.

And RACK the Hawks for slitting the throats of the Canucks after their fans sold them down the river. Bwahahahahaha.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Please remind me where I live.

Here is your crib in the heart of DC's ghetto:





RACK YOU.

Screw's backyard... nice lawn and shit:

Screw's coworkers working hard "the office":

heh heh...


goddamned matchstick sticks...

PSUFAN wrote:heh heh...


goddamned matchstick sticks...

Hope you enjoy that temporary series lead. This series is over. Take it to the bank.

I live a little more than a block north of this ghetto grocery. I'm sure you typed in "ghetto DC" into google images and these photos are what came up, but they are all within three to five blocks of where I live. I might have to do a pre-supplied PET tomorrow. For the record, that's 1399 Half St SW, 20024.

I don't go to this ghetto grocery at night because open air drug markets develop south of N St SW and it's just not worth the hassle.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Screw's coworkers working hard "the office":

RACK the two games last night...another classic with the Pens and Caps and the Hawks went bonkers in the third period to take the series. 7 goals on Luongo in an elimination game?!?!

With Rafalski possibly returning tonight and with how the momentum is clearly on the side of Detroit, I'd be stunned if the Wings don't finish this one off. All they seem to do is close series on the road so this situation is right up their ally.

Shoalzie wrote:With Rafalski possibly returning tonight and with how the momentum is clearly on the side of Detroit, I'd be stunned if the Wings don't finish this one off.

How stunned are you?

MuchoBulls wrote:

Shoalzie wrote:With Rafalski possibly returning tonight and with how the momentum is clearly on the side of Detroit, I'd be stunned if the Wings don't finish this one off.

How stunned are you?

It was shades of Game 3 down to the final score. It's been such a fine line in the wins for the Ducks. They win Game 2 in triple OT and then in Game 3 and 6, they build up two goal leads only to have to hang on at the end. When the Wings have wanted to dominate play, they've been able to. I don't expect a game like Sunday's but I'd hope for a similar effort and compete level from them. To me, nobody left in these playoffs can beat the Wings when they want to turn it on.

Are you implying that the Wings aren't turning it on? I think you're not giving much credit to the Ducks, who are certainly capable of taking the Wings out of their style of play. The Ducks could have easily won Game 1 and this series could already be over.

I don't think Detroit is just sitting back waiting to dominate. They can't afford that now because anything can happen in a game 7. The Blackhawks have to be loving this right now.

Oh.

Awesome.

Screw_Michigan wrote:you're playing a team with the hottest goaltender in hockey.

RACK his .85 save percentage for this series and amazing game 7 meltdown.

Good Fucking Gravy

The fucking curse is not broken. WHEN WILL IT END ... OH THE HUMANITY ... OH ..... :brad:

Pens are 7-1 in the playoffs on your ass, AssCaps.

Bump for the cunt author of this shit thread. Thoughts on last night's debacle, douche?

Yes, just waiting for your shit team to join the Caps on the links.

Quite simply, the biggest improvement the Caps need to make in the offseason is to TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP. Seriously. It was almost like watching women's hockey, this series between the Caps and Pens. Both teams (especially the Caps) seemed afraid to take the body, like a stiff wind would have blown them over. The Caps need to toughen up, both physically and mentally. Too many young stars (and important members of the team) disappeared in the Pens series: Semin, Backstrom, Fleishmann, to name a few. Mike Green was hurt, as I expected, but he was a no-show most of the playoffs, and that hurt them big time. OV can't carry the team by himself. They also need to add a physical defenseman, a guy like Derek Morris would have been nice at the deadline.

Overall, Craps fan can't really complain. The team made progress, advancing to the second round, and they have a solid foundation and a goalie who is only going to improve. While an extremely disappointing finish, it was a nice season. Craps fan has a lot to look forward to.

Now if the tard bandwagon jumpers can get off the wagon so I can get tickets next season, that would be great.

Oh, and we don't have an infantile douchebag like Mark Cuban for an owner, so that's always a plus.

Props to PUSFAN. Another grand victory, yada yada yada.

Paging Douchebag.....

Douchebag to the shit thread, please.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Shoalz, if/when the Caps are bounced from the playoffs, I will be devastated

Just drown your sorrows in another pint of semen, you cock-snorkeling loser.